DOTTY’S ADVICE ON RESOLUTIONS
Do not make ANY resolutions. If you do you’ll be setting yourself up for failure and humiliation and a miserable start to the New Year. Have a cigarette. Eat another pie. Drink your beer or wine or cognac or paint stripper and stop lying to yourself that you want to give up. You don’t, you just want to look good in front of others.
Resolutions resolve nothing.