A Few Oggerys For Hermits

 

Bloggery - (Dah-Dah!!)

Sloggery – (housework)

Cloggery – (what happens to my sinks when I don’t do any sloggery)

Foggery – (of the brain)

Coggery (the process when I try to think)

Joggery – (on the spot)

Soggery – (wet, teary pillowcases)

Toggery - (the duvet I wear all day)

Moggery – (hatred of other people’s cats)

Hoggery – (Cumberland Sausages)

Smoggery – (when I’m cooking Cumberland sausages)

Hoggery # 2 – (collecting! and keeping!)

Boggery – (this is what happens when my loo gets cloggery if I’ve neglected my sloggery)

 

 

 

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  1. Alan

     /  February 2, 2012

    Dear Dotty, just bought a load of Hoggery from Sainsburys. Thinking of including them in a casserole for Saturday dinner. Any tips?

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    • Dear Alan,
      The secret to a good Hoggery casserole is whatever stock you normally use, don’t use it. Make a wormwood bouillon instead, then chop onions, carrots and leeks and chuck them in the bouillon, cook your Hoggery beforehand then chuck them in the pot too. Put a lid on, slow cook for hours and hours. Garnish with a sprig of wormwood just before serving. Enjoy!
      Love Dotty xxx

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  2. Doggery… sleeping curled up on the floor.
    Goggery… how you feel when you think of Lady Gaga in the meat dress.
    Loggery… What I use to cloggery my loo.
    Noggery… drunk on too much eggnog.
    Poggery… a game involving pogo sticks.
    Roggery… dizzy from watching Roger Moore as James Bond.
    Woggery… wobbely from too much groggery…
    Yoggery… a form of eastern meditative stretching exercises you do on you kitchen table using two bottles of soda and the soundtrack from Live And Let Die.

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    • Dear pmao,
      HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
      Yoggery – I’m going to include it in my exercise routine.
      Love Dotty xxx

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