A Few Oggerys For Hermits

Bloggery - (Dah-Dah!!)

Sloggery – (housework)

Cloggery – (what happens to my sinks when I don’t do any sloggery)

Foggery – (of the brain)

Coggery (the process when I try to think)

Joggery – (on the spot)

Soggery – (wet, teary pillowcases)

Toggery - (the duvet I wear all day)

Moggery – (hatred of other people’s cats)

Hoggery – (Cumberland Sausages)

Smoggery – (when I’m cooking Cumberland sausages)

Hoggery # 2 – (collecting! and keeping!)

Boggery – (this is what happens when my loo gets cloggery if I’ve neglected my sloggery)

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by Dotty Headbanger on February 2, 2012 • Permalink

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Alan
/ February 2, 2012

Dear Dotty, just bought a load of Hoggery from Sainsburys. Thinking of including them in a casserole for Saturday dinner. Any tips?

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- Dotty Headbanger
  / February 3, 2012
  
  Dear Alan,
  The secret to a good Hoggery casserole is whatever stock you normally use, don’t use it. Make a wormwood bouillon instead, then chop onions, carrots and leeks and chuck them in the bouillon, cook your Hoggery beforehand then chuck them in the pot too. Put a lid on, slow cook for hours and hours. Garnish with a sprig of wormwood just before serving. Enjoy!
  Love Dotty xxx
  
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pouringmyartout
/ March 20, 2012

Doggery… sleeping curled up on the floor.
Goggery… how you feel when you think of Lady Gaga in the meat dress.
Loggery… What I use to cloggery my loo.
Noggery… drunk on too much eggnog.
Poggery… a game involving pogo sticks.
Roggery… dizzy from watching Roger Moore as James Bond.
Woggery… wobbely from too much groggery…
Yoggery… a form of eastern meditative stretching exercises you do on you kitchen table using two bottles of soda and the soundtrack from Live And Let Die.

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- Dotty Headbanger
  / March 20, 2012
  
  Dear pmao,
  HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
  Yoggery – I’m going to include it in my exercise routine.
  Love Dotty xxx
  
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