The Tyrant God Of The Internet Smites Little Dotty – Defences Are Up

 

Following last night’s TRAVESTY OF JUSTICE when the self-styled TYRANT GOD OF THE INTERNET spewed his PUTRID WRATH AND STINKING BILE all over me, your poor, helpless little Dotty, it was brought home to me that ATTACKS ON THE INNOCENT can manifest in many various UNEXPECTED, UNJUST, UNFAIR, UNFITTING, UNCALLED FOR, UNPRINCIPLED, UNREASONABLE, UNSPORTING, UNGENTLEMANLY, OPPROBRIOUS, DISHONEST, DISHONOURABLE, DUPLICITIOUS, DISGRACEFUL, DISREPUTABLE, IGNOMINIOUS, PETTY, CORRUPT, CROOKED, INGLORIOUS, JANUS-FACED, SHABBY, SHAMEFUL ways.

My reply to you, you MEALY-MOUTHED AUTHORITARIAN TAG THUG, is a BIG FUCK-OFF ELECTROCUTED FENCE around my little insignificant blog, and a BIG FUCK-OFF MINEFIELD and a BIG FUCK-OFF REINFORCED STEEL WALL INSET WITH BIG FUCK-OFF FLAME-THROWERS and a THOUSAND BIG FUCK-OFF SLINGS ON THE PARAPETS TO HURL BIG FUCK-OFF PILES OF COW SHIT AT YOU and a THOUSAND BIG FUCK-OFF CAULDRONS FILLED WITH GOAT’S PISS AND PIG’S PISS AND SHEEP’S PISS AND HORSE’S PISS AND MICE PISS AND RAT’S PISS AND GERBIL’S PISS AND SPIDER’S PISS AND GRANNY’S PISS and it will ALL BE RAINED DOWN ON YOUR SMUG, STUPID HEAD IF YOU COME ANYWHERE NEAR MY TAGS AGAIN.

 

DON’T MESS WITH DOTTY, ARSEWIPE. YOU WILL NOT WIN.

 

 

 

EDIT EDIT EDIT – ———–  VICTORY IS ALMOST MINE. I’ve got most of them back except Pile of Shite. It’s amazing what a well-worded up-your-arse email can do, isn’t it?

 

 

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  1. A VERY pissed off Dotty!

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    • Dear Grumpy,
      You have NO IDEA how pissed off I am. I was so pissed off last night I was going to DELETE my little blog but then I calmed down a bit and didn’t.
      Love Dotty xxx

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  2. Wow! Watch out WP! I ;ove your fighting spirit girl! I must go back and catch up. I’m sure you posted the back ground story here. You keep right on rocking the free world sister!

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  3. Way to tell ‘em, Dotty! (I was eating a bowl of cereal while I read. By the time I got to the end of your list, I sprayed milk all over the keyboard! Go, baby, go!

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  4. Yikes. Remind me to not make you mad at me!

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    • Dear Robin,
      I’m as soft as an old sock really. But if you ever stole my BRICK or my CUMBERLAND SAUSAGES or anything else of mine (except my brother, Judas, you can have him), I might get a little bit angry.
      Love Dotty xxx

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  5. Remind me again to never make you angry.

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