Following last night’s TRAVESTY OF JUSTICE when the self-styled TYRANT GOD OF THE INTERNET spewed his PUTRID WRATH AND STINKING BILE all over me, your poor, helpless little Dotty, it was brought home to me that ATTACKS ON THE INNOCENT can manifest in many various UNEXPECTED, UNJUST, UNFAIR, UNFITTING, UNCALLED FOR, UNPRINCIPLED, UNREASONABLE, UNSPORTING, UNGENTLEMANLY, OPPROBRIOUS, DISHONEST, DISHONOURABLE, DUPLICITIOUS, DISGRACEFUL, DISREPUTABLE, IGNOMINIOUS, PETTY, CORRUPT, CROOKED, INGLORIOUS, JANUS-FACED, SHABBY, SHAMEFUL ways.
My reply to you, you MEALY-MOUTHED AUTHORITARIAN TAG THUG, is a BIG FUCK-OFF ELECTROCUTED FENCE around my little insignificant blog, and a BIG FUCK-OFF MINEFIELD and a BIG FUCK-OFF REINFORCED STEEL WALL INSET WITH BIG FUCK-OFF FLAME-THROWERS and a THOUSAND BIG FUCK-OFF SLINGS ON THE PARAPETS TO HURL BIG FUCK-OFF PILES OF COW SHIT AT YOU and a THOUSAND BIG FUCK-OFF CAULDRONS FILLED WITH GOAT’S PISS AND PIG’S PISS AND SHEEP’S PISS AND HORSE’S PISS AND MICE PISS AND RAT’S PISS AND GERBIL’S PISS AND SPIDER’S PISS AND GRANNY’S PISS and it will ALL BE RAINED DOWN ON YOUR SMUG, STUPID HEAD IF YOU COME ANYWHERE NEAR MY TAGS AGAIN.
DON’T MESS WITH DOTTY, ARSEWIPE. YOU WILL NOT WIN.
EDIT EDIT EDIT – ———– VICTORY IS ALMOST MINE. I’ve got most of them back except Pile of Shite. It’s amazing what a well-worded up-your-arse email can do, isn’t it?
Notes From A She-Hermit ©™® 
Grumpy
/ February 21, 2012A VERY pissed off Dotty!
Dotty Headbanger
/ February 21, 2012Dear Grumpy,
You have NO IDEA how pissed off I am. I was so pissed off last night I was going to DELETE my little blog but then I calmed down a bit and didn’t.
Love Dotty xxx
Barefoot Baroness
/ February 21, 2012Wow! Watch out WP! I ;ove your fighting spirit girl! I must go back and catch up. I’m sure you posted the back ground story here. You keep right on rocking the free world sister!
Dotty Headbanger
/ February 21, 2012Dear Barefoot Baroness,
I took the posts off and made them private.
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ February 21, 2012Way to tell ’em, Dotty! (I was eating a bowl of cereal while I read. By the time I got to the end of your list, I sprayed milk all over the keyboard! Go, baby, go!
Dotty Headbanger
/ February 21, 2012Dear Judith,
I’m going to fight them to the death to get my Pile of Shite back. They’ve given me most of the others.
Love Dotty xxx
Dotty Headbanger
/ February 21, 2012And I’ll have to start a list of FLUIDS SPAT ON KEYBOARDS. So far there’s been milk, coffee (twice, seperately) and orange juice.
judithatwood
/ February 21, 2012As long as you know what’s worth fighting for!
robincoyle
/ February 21, 2012Yikes. Remind me to not make you mad at me!
Dotty Headbanger
/ February 21, 2012Dear Robin,
I’m as soft as an old sock really. But if you ever stole my BRICK or my CUMBERLAND SAUSAGES or anything else of mine (except my brother, Judas, you can have him), I might get a little bit angry.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ March 28, 2012Remind me again to never make you angry.
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 28, 2012Dear pmao,
Don’t make me angry.
Love Dotty xxx