I COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF.
I Know I Said I Didn’t Want Pobert Rattinson’s Face On My Blog But ….
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Posted by Dotty Headbanger on February 23, 2012
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/ February 23, 2012Oh, yes!!!!!
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/ February 23, 2012Dear Judith,
Twishite is a real book, strangely not with Pobert’s face on the front – I wonder why. There’s a series of them. The Twishite Saga. I wish I’d known that yesterday when I posted the other post.
Love Dotty xxx
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/ February 23, 2012Oh, it seems like he actually set himself up to be considered a vain fool — don’t you think?
Dotty Headbanger
/ February 23, 2012Dear Judith,
Yes, most likely. It’s all publicity though and you know what they say about that. I suppose he doesn’t mind being thought of as vain – at least he’s being thought of — aaaarrrghhh! we’re giving him exactly what he wants. right, he’s BANNED FROM MY BLOG FOREVER, the ugly manipulating git.
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ February 23, 2012This is the first time I really understand and appreciate the word git! You are teach me so much! Thanks!
Love, Judith
Dotty Headbanger
/ February 23, 2012Dear Judith,
I’m on a mission to make you as British as possible. Here’s my list -
1. Proper use of the English language (use of ‘nasty fucker’) – TICK
2. Able to use ‘git’ in the right context – TICK
3. I can’t tell you, you have to find your own way to being British.
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ February 23, 2012Dear Dotty,
I have my older sister to thank for that lovely word, fucker. And you to thank for git. So now, since I butcher the accent, I can’t sound British, but I can say that I’m going on holiday with my mum soon! We’ll think of more, I’m sure!
Love, Judith
Dotty Headbanger
/ February 23, 2012Dear Judith,
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Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ February 23, 2012You are a nut — I’m going to miss you!
Dotty Headbanger
/ February 23, 2012Dear Judith,
I’ll miss you too. When will you be back? And how big will my present be?
Love Dotty xxx
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/ February 23, 2012I’ll be back on Thursday, late late at night. Send me an email with your snail mail address, and I’ll find you something terrific!
Dotty Headbanger
/ February 23, 2012Dear Judith,
Love Dotty xxx
Many thank yous for saying you’ll send me a present but it’s really not necessary. You could find me a nice picture of my lovely Ian Somerhalder when you get back though.
judithatwood
/ February 23, 2012Dear Dotty, I would love to find you something quirky and wonderful, but I leave that choice to you. Trust me, I am a great buyer of gifts, especially with the choices available at WDW. It won’t cost much, but you’d love it. If not, I’ll find you a terrific Ian photo! Love, Judith
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/ February 24, 2012Dear Judith,
A lovely picture of my lovely Ian would be lovely thank you, lovely Judith.
Love Dotty xxx
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/ February 24, 2012I will see what I can do!
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/ February 23, 2012LOL !
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/ February 23, 2012Dear Fizzy,
FIZZY! Are you nervous?
Love Dotty xxx
mymatejoechip
/ February 24, 2012Excellent, that looks like something I need to steal and pretend I made and not attribute it to anyone – did i think that or say it out loud … “oh I love him, he has a face like a snail squashed on a housebrick … ” he is ugly for a film star, isn’t he?
Dotty Headbanger
/ February 24, 2012Dear mymatejoechip,
He is VERY VERY UGLY for a film star. I hope he’s saving up for face-improving plastic surgery – I’ll do it for him if the Hollywood surgeons are busy – I’ll chop his nose off and graft on a nice DeLonghi four-slot red toaster in its place and then at least he’ll look good with the added bonus of being made useful for SOMETHING. If he can’t afford my fees I’ll do him a fancy tattoo across his forehead instead that says – PLEASE KICK MY HEAD IN AND DO IT HARD AND DO IT REPEATEDLY TO KICK THE UGLINESS RIGHT AWAY FROM ME.
Love Dotty xxx
mymatejoechip
/ February 24, 2012excellent I would expect no less!
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/ February 26, 2012Dear Dotty,
I have to say I do enjoy True Blood.
Ms P x
Dotty Headbanger
/ February 26, 2012Dear Persephone,
Me too. But why are all the leading vampires so ugly? Except my lovely Ian Somerhalder who was also in True Blood but he outshone Pobert Rattinson so much that Pobert sulked and cried and whined like a BRAT.
Love Dotty xxx
Persephone Jones
/ February 26, 2012Dear Dotty,
is not Eric the Viking vampire a bit of totty?
Now you’ve made me have to check Ian S/TB connection and I have come up with this link and what a picture, what a photograph, Dotty!
I still prefer my Hades, he’s what I call a real man…
Ms P x
Dotty Headbanger
/ February 26, 2012Dear Persephone,
What link? Where is it? Is it this — http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Y3sf2Gtito&feature=related
Yes, I’ll agree that Eric the Viking Vampire is good looking but he’s not quite totty, he’s a bit too long and thin and in the third series he seemed to be getting soft. Now I do like Jason who isn’t a vampire but he makes me laugh. I don’t like Bill, he’s UGLY like the most of the other leading vampires and I don’t know why Anna married him, surely she could have done better for herself. Oh, and why did Elijah turn up for a teensy-weensy bit part in True Blood?
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ March 28, 2012Where did you get that picture?
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 28, 2012Dear pmao,
I can’t remember. I’ll have just looked on google.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ March 28, 2012moo