what day is it i cant be arsed thinking to work it out it doesnt matter anyway all the days are the same hours and hours and hours of nothing except when little emily comes to see me
beyond boredom lies dont give a whistling shit about anything because giving a whistling shit involves too much effort and any effort is too much effort
capital letters are too much effort
punctuation is too much effort
typing with more than two index fingers is too much effort
touching the space bar is too much effort but im forcing myself
putting the colour i like onto the words is too much effort
doing bold shouty letters is too much effort
moving is too much effort
i need a sleep
i dont care what scotty does any more he can do what he likes he can send messages however he likes he can put me away if he likes whats the point in fighting him he always wins
this laptop is making a strange noise
and its very very hot
i cant be bothered to turn it off
if my blog is gone when you next try to get into it you know what happened
it blew up
boom
robincoyle
/ February 29, 2012I know the feeling!
Dotty Headbanger
/ February 29, 2012love dotty xxx
adultsatires
/ February 29, 2012Sounds like you need a motivator as well a spin doctor…
Chin up! Shoulders back! Fingers on the keyboard! Turn that frown upside down and give me something for the press.
Dotty Headbanger
/ February 29, 2012something for the press
okay
here’s a semi-automatic
love dotty xxx
adultsatires
/ February 29, 2012Well…. Hopefully it’s a gentle one that has bullets with butterfly wings of love.
Dotty Headbanger
/ February 29, 2012no it’s a real one that has bullets of hard piercing metallic hatred
love dotty xxx
adultsatires
/ February 29, 2012Dotty Headbanger
/ February 29, 2012don’t be sad
it’s only the press
they’d rip your face off if they wanted it for their front page
love dotty xxx
adultsatires
/ February 29, 2012I stand corrected!
I know what you mean about media whores! lol
schtupod
/ February 29, 2012Dear Dotty Beware
Laptop warning after Keighley house fire
8:40am Tuesday 28th February 2012 in Keighley
Fire chiefs have issued a safety warning following two house fires caused by the misuse of laptops.
The incidents happened in Keighley and Pontefract, and in both cases the fires were caused after a laptop was left running on a bed.
In Keighley, firefighters were alerted to a blaze at a home in Ripley Street at 11.15am on Sunday, February 12. Two men escaped and were treated for smoke inhalation.
The bedroom was destroyed by the fire and there was severe smoke damage to the first floor of the property.
Fire investigator Gary Asquith said: “Both fires, in Keighley and Pontefract, were caused by people leaving laptops on bedding, which restricted airflow to the cooling fans.”
Mr Asquith said problems could be avoided by keeping laptops on a hard, flat surface or special holder. They should also be shut down when not in use.
Dotty Headbanger
/ February 29, 2012i don’t want my bed to be a hard flat surface or a special holder
noddy holder is a special holder
IT’S CHRIIIIIISSSTTMMMMMAAAAAAASSSSS!
oh look, you motivated me to use capitals
and a comma
thank you
love dotty xxx
schtupod
/ February 29, 2012Dear Dotty ,
I only have two index fingers do you have more?
Dotty Headbanger
/ February 29, 2012pedant
love dotty xxx
clownonfire
/ March 1, 2012Comment.
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 1, 2012no, i can’t be bothered
love dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ May 22, 2012This is funny and completely nuts at the same time.
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 22, 2012Dear pmao,
Nutty-nutty-nut-nut.
Love Dotty xxx