Dotty Sundays Are Very Very Boring

 

I’ve eaten a lot of Cumberland sausages today because I’ve been bored out of my skull and my eye still hurts. I don’t know WHY Sundays are so boring, they’re just the same as every other day for me, here in my house, because I CAN’T GO OUT, but there’s a boring Sunday feeling to Sundays that I don’t get on the other days.

tO RELIEVE SOME OF THIS shitey boredom, i’M WRITING THIS SENTENCE WITH THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON SWITCHED ON, but i’M ALSO USING THE SHIFT BUTTON IN TWO WAYS, FIRSTLY i’M USING IT JUST AS i WOULD IF THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON WASN’T SWITCHED ON, AND SECONDLY i’M USING IT AS A shouty tool EXCEPT IT DOESN’T look to be working because this part looks more like a whisper than a shout. wHAT DO YOU THINK?

i’M GOING TO MAKE SOME MORE cUMBERLAND SAUSAGES. i MIGHT AS WELL STUFF MYSELF UNTIL i can’t fucking move.

I AM SOOOOO FUUUUUCKING BORED. BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED BORED

 

Where’s my brick?

 

 

 

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  1. Dorothy

     /  March 11, 2012

    I know the feeling, specially the part about stuffing my face until I can’t move! AND YES, IT LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE SHOUTING WHEN YOU USED THE CAPS LOCKED EVEN WITH THE SHIFTY THINGIE….OR whatever it’s called.
    Dot

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    • Dear Dorothy,
      Yes, I know it looks like shouting with the Caps Lock on, but I was doing it all in MIRROR BLOGGING to see if it worked the other way round. But obviously it didn’t.
      Love Dotty xxx
      P.S. Do you want a Cumberland sausage?

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  2. clownonfire

     /  March 11, 2012

    I like your post.
    Not so much our boredom.

    Reply
    • Dear clown,
      We could sing a duet.
      Love Dotty xxx

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      • clownonfire

         /  March 12, 2012

        ♪ There are Jews in the world.
        There are Buddhists.
        There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
        There are those that follow Mohammed, but
        I’ve never been one of them. ♬

      • Dear clown,

        ♪ There are Jews in the world.
        There are Buddhists.
        There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
        There are those that follow Mohammed, but
        I’ve never been one of them. ♬

        Love Dotty xxx

      • clownonfire

         /  March 12, 2012

        Dotty,
        We can now cross “duet” off our list.
        CoF

      • Dear clown,
        We’ll sing a round (counterpoint).

        ♬ Inky plinky plonky
        My father had a donkey
        My father died
        The donkey cried
        Inky plinky plonky ♬

        Love Dotty xxx

      • clownonfire

         /  March 12, 2012

        ♬ Inky plinky plonky
        ♬ Inky plinky plonky
        My father had a donkey
        My father had a donkey
        My father died
        My father died
        The donkey cried
        The donkey cried
        Inky plinky plonky ♬
        Inky plinky plonky ♬

      • Dear clown,
        I have to shut up now, the neighbours are banging on the wall again. Noisy fuckers.
        Love Dotty xxx

      • Dear clown,
        I meant to say thank you for the sing-a-long but I forgot.
        Love Dotty xxx

  3. Dear Me,
    I’m not bored now, we’re 3 minutes into Monday.
    Love Me xxx

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  4. You stay up too late.

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  5. Dear Dotty,

    I am sorry to see that you are so bored — when I started reading the post, the first thing I thought about was your brick. I hope you found it. And of course, Sunday may be the day to try some new Cumberland sausage recipes — Cumberland Sausage casseroles, and Cumberland Sausage pies; of course, all the ingredients will have to be Cumberland Sausages! Let me know if it works, okay? Love, Judith 8-)

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    • Dear Judith,
      I did, I found my brick but using it made my eye throb even more so I didn’t have long on it. I’ll do the new recipes next Saturday so that on next Sunday when I’m bored again I’ll have loads of good Cumberland sausage things to ram in my face. :-0 I hope this little smiley face man comes out because I want to see if he has a sausage-shaped hole for a mouth.
      Love Dotty xxx

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  6. Dorothy

     /  March 12, 2012

    If I get a Cumberland sausage can I hit my doctor round the head with it?
    Dot

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  7. Dear Dotty,
    If you get bored next Sunday I found some games you can play with a brick http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/03/7-games-you-can-play-with-brick.html
    Love from HelloSailor xx

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    • Dear Hellosailor,
      Thank you for trying to help me next Sunday, but I can only play one game on that list, “Jump Over The Brick”. I’d like to play the others, “Truth Or Brick” in particular, but I don’t have any friends to play with because little Emily hasn’t been here since she did her Book Review post. And that “Brick Conquerors” game is just sadistic – who would want to do something like that to a poor, innocent brick?
      Love Dotty xxx

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      • Dear Dotty,
        I think out of all of them “Jump over the brick” looks the most fun. I recon I could play that for hours, jumping over things is fun.
        One of my teachers at school had a pet brick. It was called Percy. I think its mean to beat up bricks, they have feelings too.
        Love Hellosailor xx

      • Dear Hellosailor,
        People who beat up bricks should be stoned to death.
        Love Dotty xxx

  8. Dearest Dotty,

    “Where’s my brick?” made me laugh out loud. Sundays are tirelessly outside days for which I am also inside. Here comes another season.

    Uncle

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    • Dear Uncle,
      I know. I used to love Springtime but now I don’t, except for the light mornings when it’s all quiet and sometimes I can go into the garden for a little while before the neighbours rise from their pits.
      Love Dotty xxx

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  9. You know where to come if you’re bored. I’ll set you up a lawn chair and you can watch me go at it with You Know Who xo

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  10. Hey look, try a DIFFERENT sort of sausage, and use the alt button more, maybe some of those F keys? That ought to bring surprise back into your life.

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    • Dear butimbeautiful,
      AAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH! Your heretic horrible words almost boiled my eyeballs. Now listen to me and listen well – NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER MENTION OTHER SAUSAGES TO ME AGAIN, THEY ARE SHITE AND THEY ARE FULL OF PIG FACE. Now go away and think about what I’ve told you and when you’re ready you can come back and apologise.
      Love Dotty xxx
      PS I don’t know what the alt button does and I use the F key a lot because it’s the first letter of FUCK

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  11. You are scary when you are bored. Poke yourself in the eye with a sausage.

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