Where are you all coming from?
From Smurfland where we belong…
BUT YOU’RE NOT, ARE YOU?
Because I don’t have any visitors from Smurfland on my new Stats Map thingy.
I don’t even have a MAP, I only get a LIST.
Is it cos I is British?
Is that why I don’t have a map?
Or any visitors from Smurfland?
Is it?
Ah, fuck it, I’m going to bed.
Goodnight, Finland. You’re the closest I have on my list to Smurfland because your name ends in ‘land’.
So goodnight.
Posted by Dotty Headbanger on March 12, 2012
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clownonfire
/ March 12, 2012Dotty,
You have a visitor from Canadaland.
It’s all that should matter.
CoF
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 12, 2012Dear clown,
I know, and I like my flappy-mouthed visitors from Canadia, and I’m very grateful that they bother to come and see me at all, but I WANT THE SMURFS TO VISIT ME.
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ March 12, 2012Dear Dotty,
I do believe that you can go back to that site, flagcounter.com, I think, and get actual flags.
I’ll check it out tonight. Sleep well, my friend. Tomorrow is less-boring Monday.
Love,
Judith
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 12, 2012Dear Judith,
The new map is on the new page where everybody’s Site Stats will be living soon. It’s a new feature of Site Stats.
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ March 12, 2012Cool — I haven’t seen that yet –
robincoyle
/ March 12, 2012I have a huge following in Bulgaria. It may be the only two English speaking people in the country, but they love me!
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 12, 2012Dear Robin,
I don’t have any from Bulgaria YET but here’s the list of where mine are coming from WHICH DOES NOT INCLUDE FUCKING SMURFLAND. COME ON, YOU SMURFS, WHY DON’T YOU LIKE ME?
United Kingdom
United States
Canada
Australia
Germany
Spain
Ireland
Thailand
Netherlands
Philippines
India
Italy
Malaysia
Taiwan
Argentina
Finland
Love Dotty xxx
speccy
/ March 12, 2012I found my map just yesterday- fascinating stuff. I’m not related to everybody who calls by. Who knew?
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 12, 2012Dear speccy,
I’m sure someone told me your whole family were on separate round-the-world trips. Or is that my family?
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ May 29, 2012It is because when the English have maps, they try to expand their empire and take over everything, and frankly, we are all sick of it! No maps for you.
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 29, 2012Dear pmao,
I’ve got one now. But I think you’ve jinxed it – when I hover over loads of countries I get a red box with Permission Denied X written in it.
Love Dotty xxx