… or it would have been if I could have been bothered writing a post. But I can’t be bothered, I’m knackered after all the commotions and shite so I’m going back to bed and this is all you’re getting today.
Anyone have a problem with that?
EDIT EDIT EDIT — I came back because I forgot to tell you what I did. LOOK HERE
I AM A HACKER
AND IT IS GOOD
BECAUSE CLOWN’S ARSE IS ON FIRE
AND HE’S IN A BAD MOOD
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
GOTCHA, BOZO.
Posted by Dotty Headbanger on March 14, 2012
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clownonfire
/ March 14, 2012I do, fu*cking wanker.
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I like dancing with my hat on.
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 14, 2012Dear fu*cking wanker,
I like your new name.
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ March 14, 2012Dear Dotty,
Nope — no problems from me. Enjoy your day of rest, and congratulations on your 100th post!
Love you,
Judith
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 14, 2012Dear Judith,
Thank you. I will. That’s if I can get to bed. There’s a Clown on Fire (well, his arse is anyway) because I hacked into his latest blog post and now he’s chasing me round WordPress. But he won’t catch me.
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ March 14, 2012Dear Dotty,
CoF seems to be one of your biggest and truest fans — I hope he doesn’t turn out to be just an ordinary stalker!!!
Love,
Judith
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 14, 2012Dear Judith,
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
I’m scared now.
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ March 14, 2012What, that he might be normal?
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 14, 2012Dear Judith,
Yes. Because if he’s a NORMAL STALKER then he’s more dangerous than a MENTAL STALKER because HE KNOWS WHAT HE’S DOING.
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ March 14, 2012Dear Dotty,
EXACTLY!!!
Good luck!
Love,
Judith
Grumpy
/ March 14, 2012Dear Dotty,
Congratulations on notching up your one hundreth post!
I’ll look forward to the next hundred.
Grumpy x
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 14, 2012Dear Grumpy,
Thank you.
Love Dotty xxx
clownonfire
/ March 14, 2012Dotty,
Cumberland sausages are foul.
CoF
.
Oh, I love to dance in my hat
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 14, 2012Dear fu*cking wanker,
So are you.
Love Dotty xxx
clownonfire
/ March 14, 2012Dotty,
Thank you for the wonderful impact you are having on my stats.
Keep on posting.
CoF
.
Hat, hat, hat.
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 14, 2012Dear fucking wanker,
You’re having NO IMPACT ON MY STATS AT ALL. I at least expected you to push them over the average 12,000 hits per day I usually get, but no, if anything they’ve gone DOWN.
Love Dotty xxx
clownonfire
/ March 14, 2012Snotty,
I’m impressed. Who would have known that a [very] old hermit (scratch that), a [very] old relic like you would have known what stats are?
CoF
.
Oops, I danced my hat off.
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 14, 2012Dear fucking wanker arsewipe,
I know many things. I know you wear HATS because I watched your video when you were singing in a HAT.
TWAT IN A HAT.
Love Dotty xxx
clownonfire
/ March 14, 2012Dotty,
…Twat in a Hat…
I like that.
CoF
.
.
My name is TWAT and I dance in a HAT
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 14, 2012Dear twat,
I thought you might.
Love Dotty xxx
clownonfire
/ March 14, 2012Dotty Headbanger
/ March 14, 2012Dear Smiley Hat,
Love Dotty xxx
clownonfire
/ March 14, 2012This little smiley face would look better with a hat and a beard.
And you, without a beard.
.
Every day I like to straighten my beard with straighteners. I use lady products to keep it straight, but alas, the cold Canadian climate makes it curl like ringlets around my chin.
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 14, 2012Dear HAT BRAT TWAT PRAT,
Go and dance in the snow in your hat and your knickers. And cover your BEARDY FACE with MORE BEARD right up to your BALDY HEAD.
Love Dotty xxx
The Uncle In The Attic
/ March 14, 2012Dearest,
I know you’re in bed today. I just wanted to tell you that I just received the Cumberland sausage sandwich you sent via Air Mail. It was very fresh and delicious!
Uncle
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 14, 2012Dear Uncle,
Good, I’m glad you liked it.
I’m not in bed, I’m having a fight with a Canadian cretin called clown (aka fu*cking wanker, aka Twat in a Hat, aka Bozo)
Love Dotty xxx
The Uncle In The Attic
/ March 14, 2012I am nuetral, like Switzerland.
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 14, 2012Dear Uncle,
He is NOT your friend, he is an EVIL BEARD. In a HAT.
Love Dotty xxx
clownonfire
/ March 14, 2012.
I skip through the snow in my HAT
With a pretty red ribbon in my BEARDY
What do you think of THAT?
Would a blue ribbon look too WEIRDY?
The Uncle In The Attic
/ March 14, 2012“Torn between two lovers, feelin’ like a fool
Lovin’ both of you is breakin’ all the rules”
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 14, 2012Dear Uncle,
But you love me best, don’t you?
Love Dotty xxx
Veggiewitch
/ March 14, 2012*giggles maniacally*
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 14, 2012Dear Veggiewitch,
Have you come to take him back to his own blog? Please tell me you have. He’s an annoying little git, isn’t he?
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ June 3, 2012Clown’s arse is on fire… obviously I interrupted something that happened long ago…
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 3, 2012Dear pmao,
yes, long ago.
Love Dotty xxx