I used to like this song (the one in the title) when I was young but I spent hours and hours and hours and hours trying to work out the meaning of the title. I still don’t know what it means and little Emily is just as puzzled as I am. It’s stupid. It’s a good song, but it’s stupid.
We’ve been going through some of my records.
Where’s Adam Ant? I loved Adam Ant with his stripey face and flamboyant movements of his arms.
STAAAAAAND AND DELIVER,
YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFE
And little Jimmy Somerville. WHERE IS LITTLE JIMMY SOMERVILLE? Bronski Beat. Yeah.
And that group, what’s-their-name, who sang
RED, RED, WINE
STAY CLOSE TO ME
ALL I CAN DO I’VE DONE
DI DI DA DA DA
Why can’t I remember their name?
I KNOW IT.
I’ve always known it.
Kingston Town.
Cherry-O-Baby.
ALI CAMPBELL was the singer.
Oh for fuck’s sake.
IT’S ANNOYING ME.
TELL ME IT SOMEBODY
PLEASE
NOW
THANK YOU
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 14, 2012HURRY UP.
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 14, 2012HELLLOOOOO!
WHERE ARE YOU?
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 14, 2012WHY WON’T YOU TELL ME?
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 14, 2012SOD THE LOT OF YOU THEN, I’M GOING TO ASK GOOGLE.
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 14, 2012UB40.
SEE, I TOLD YOU I KNEW IT.
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 14, 2012AND THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR ALL YOUR HELP.
AFTER EVERYTHING I DO FOR YOU ALL.
HUH.
I WON’T BOTHER NEXT TIME.
owl
/ March 14, 2012Dear Dotty,
It is UB40. I love that song too. White reggae. Who knew?
Love,
Owl
owl
/ March 14, 2012Jeepers, I didn’t see that you had already asked Godgle.
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 15, 2012Dear owl,
Yes, I had to.
Love Dotty xxx
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 15, 2012Dear owl,
Thank you but you were too late.
Love Dotty xxx
Grumpy
/ March 14, 2012Dear Dotty,
I knew it was UB40, they are from Birmingham my home town, although I live elsewhere now.
Sorry I wasn’t quick enough, you impatient girl you!
Grumpy x
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 15, 2012Dear Grumpy,
Thank you but you were too late.
Love Dotty xxx
clownonfire
/ March 14, 2012My daughter, Lord Evil, felt sorry for you.
She asked if we could do a vlog for you.
I said you didn’t deserve it, but as I fear her, I agreed.
http://clownonfire.wordpress.com/2012/03/14/dotty-headbanger/
CoF
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 15, 2012Dear clown,
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.
I love her. I want to keep her.
Love Dotty xxx
clownonfire
/ March 15, 2012I’ll see how much it is to ship her via Air Mail.
CoF
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 15, 2012Dear clown,
£32.47.
Love Dotty xxx
clownonfire
/ March 15, 2012The Priority™ air waybill tracking number is:
28:06:42:12
CoF
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 15, 2012Dear clown,
I’ll let you know when the postman’s been.
Love Dotty xxx
clownonfire
/ March 15, 2012Dotty,
Don’t be startled by his look.
Frank the Rabbit has a good heart, underneath it all.
CoF
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 15, 2012Dear clown,
Frank the Rabbit got the sack for drinking on the job. Vinny the Vole took over.
Love Dotty xxx
Fizzy
/ March 14, 2012LOl ! and I used to always woner about that song tooooooo…but thank you Dotty for getting it stuck in my head lmao
going to mop the floorsnow singing oops up side your head, might even change the words to ‘oops um theres some dirt’ hehe
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 15, 2012Dear Fizzy,
I can’t get it out of my head either ….
I JUST CAN’T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD —
YAY, KYLIE!!
Love Dotty xxx
Dorothy
/ March 15, 2012Well, I would have helped you but I’ve spent the last hour and half trying to get my father to go to sleep. He keeps thinking I am his sister and wants to know when the boat will be coming to get him. I never should have banged my head into the shower wall last night because this damn headache won’t go away and he’s not helping the situation!
Adam Ant is on tour in Australia right now but will be in the UK in July…not that you’d go but you could think about feeding him Cumberland sausages.
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 15, 2012Dear Dorothy,
OH. I wish you hadn’t told me Adam Ant was still performing. It’s sad when they get old and they’re still prancing round the stage like youngsters. I don’t like him now.
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ March 15, 2012Hi, sweetie,
I just got home — sorry!!! Red Red Wine was originally sung by Neil Diamond, but it was released by UB40 in 1983. Sorry I wasn’t home! I hope all is well, otherwise than being annoyed with us!
Love,
Judith
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 15, 2012Dear Judith,
Thank you but you were too late. You were ALL too late.
Love Dotty xxx
Southern Sea Muse
/ March 15, 2012Oh, for Pete’s sake, UB40, already. Now tell us what happened to Adam Ant…”don’t drink, don’t smoke…what do you do?” Bless his judgmental heart…
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 15, 2012Dear Southern Sea Muse.
Thank you but you were too late.
Love Dotty xxx
Veggiewitch
/ March 15, 2012*covers her eyes while weeping* I’m so sorry! I’ve come too late. There’s nothing left of the party but the crying and sick on the floor…
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 15, 2012Dear Veggiewitch,
I know. Set your watch properly next time.
Love Dotty xxx
The Uncle In The Attic
/ March 15, 2012“Ooops. I did it again… ”
Uncle
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 15, 2012Dear Uncle,
What have you done?
Love Dotty xxx
The Uncle In The Attic
/ March 15, 2012I know, right?
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 15, 2012Dear Uncle,
What do you know?
Love Dotty xxx
The Uncle In The Attic
/ March 15, 2012DD.
It’s a stupid States’ expression meant to “be in agreement with someone.”
U
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 15, 2012Dear Uncle,
Ah!
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ June 3, 2012This must be the time you lost your marbles…
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 3, 2012Dear pmao,
One of the times.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ June 3, 2012That was my favorite title of all times… I said oops up side your head…