It’s for you all (y’all) to add your links to your blogs and so you can find other good blogs to read.
SPREAD THE LOVE, MY CHICKADEES, far across the wide, wide, WordPress.
Add your own blog to DOTTY’S PET BLOGS.
And go and visit each other.
But always come back to me.
Because I love you.
You are ALL beautiful.
And sparkly.
No exceptions.
Except one.
Posted by Dotty Headbanger on March 16, 2012
http://dottyheadbanger.wordpress.com/2012/03/16/i-made-a-new-page-for-you-while-im-waiting-for-the-boilerman/
This is my new blog, Common Sense Is Dead
MY NEW BLOG. GO AND ADD YOUR BLOG TO THE LISTS. AND DON'T FORGET TO PRESS FOLLOW.
Shitey Sunday Picture Posts - Click on the big doomy cross to get to the list
Go here if you need advice. Click on her big red cross.
It's an endearing picture of an amateur trepanner. It reminds me of me before I turned pro, though it's obviously a male and I'm obviously not a male. Do you like it too? If so, click on his X shaped eye.
If this evil doll, whose name is Jemima, came and woke me up in the night I would swear and swear like a fucking trooper. To learn how to swear like a fucking trooper, CLICK ON JEMIMA'S EVIL EYE.
Are you American? Do you need a new job? Do you want to move to Britain? PUSH THE SPARKLY BUTTON to begin this new and wonderful chapter of your life. NOW INCLUDES CANADIANS.
The ongoing story of me and my family. Click here if you want to know who's who and what's what.
This is Kumblant Zozeech, a very sad pygmy were-zompire who is fast becoming one of my best friends (little Emily, watch out). To read his journals CLICK ON HIM.
This is a picture of one of the cd cases in my doo wop cd collection. I didn't take the picture. Either click on it to read the bit of shite in there or look at the drop-down list for the songs.
I was going to show you a stack of books to click on for DOTTY BOOK REVIEWS but I like this shoe.
CLICK ON THE YELLOW ONE TO KNOCK HIM OFF THE PINK ONE. QUACK QUACK.
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I don't do television or face-to-face interviews. I might do pre-booked telephone interviews but only if you can pay me in the Queen's precious coin. No Euros, no Dollars, and definitely no plastic cards with spying-for-the-government computer chips in them.
All enquiries to:
dottyheadbanger AT gmail.com
Paparazzi - Don't camp outside my house again or I'll set my 12 Rottweilers on you. Dotty's Rotty's will EAT YOUR FACE.
Go and add your blog to DOTTY'S PET BLOGS and fly, my little ones, fly away to see each other, but come back to your Dotty or I'll curl up and sigh and cry and die and my pretty balloons will be thieved away by a passing guttersnipe.
Click on the telly for Dotty Film Reviews. Be careful not to poke the eye with your cursor or A THING will jump out and EAT YOU.
This new Dotty Headbanger Award picture was designed by clownonfire for posh people who want a classier looking award picture than the one I created - never mind all the time and effort I expelled doing mine. Click on it to see how to get the award.
If I was an award, this is the award I would be.
An award for We Who Are Mental and for Normals who want to be mental. Take it and keep it for yourself or give it out like other awards - the questions that go with it will appear if you click on our great and beautiful flag.
I'll never make another nice award. This is it, the only one. LIMITED OFFER - grab it while you can because it won't be here for long.
Why, oh, why doesn't Smurfland like me? SMURFS, you little blue lovelies - come and visit me, please. What have I done to make you snub me like this?
Who keeps taunting me? Who is it? When I catch you I will do this to your head and your arm. I don't know what I'll do with the rest of you but be warned - I have suitcases. Lots of them.
Click the green thing to sign up for Zurker and I'll get some shares.
We shall have a fishy on a little dishy, we shall have a fishy when the boat comes in. Dance to your Daddy, sing to your Mammy, dance to your Daddy when the boat comes in.
This award was made by Elaine at elaine4queen. I asked her if I could have it. There's no hope for me, I'll be posting pictures of cute fluffy animals next. Click on it to see more awards made by my talented acolytes.
I just appreciate the structural engineering - what's wrong with that?
EAT ME, EAT ME!
Ink. [Anette]
/ March 16, 2012What a generous offer Dotty!
My blog is somewhere between 45-65% pet blog, does that qualify?
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 16, 2012Dear Anette,
Yes, yes, yes. EVERYBODY’S blog counts, the only ones who don’t count are those who don’t want to stop to read or participate, or follow or anything, they just flit from blog to blog dropping their dirty links where ever they can.
Love Dotty xxx
Ink. [Anette]
/ March 16, 2012Oh. Yes. Those. No they are not exactly pets… I’ll be delighted to be one of your pet blogs then. Thank you Dotty.
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 16, 2012Dear Anette,
Go and add your link then.
Love Dotty xxx
Ink. [Anette]
/ March 16, 2012I did Dotty.
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 16, 2012Dear Anette,
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ March 16, 2012Dear Dotty,
What a great idea — the idea of pet blogs is a terrific picture, and I know you are going to have page after page of responses. I’m on my way there now — I love being one of your pets!
Love,
Arf-Arf
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 16, 2012Dear Judith,
It was your idea. I pinched it.
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ March 16, 2012Dear Dotty,
Thanks for the credit
I suppose, in the interest of modesty, I should withdraw the “great idea” phrase above, but I can’t — one of the things WP got right!
Love you,
Judith
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 16, 2012Dear Judith,
Love Dotty xxx
No, you can’t withdraw it – I won’t let you because it IS a great idea.
robincoyle
/ March 16, 2012I believe I may be the exception. Damn.
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 17, 2012Dear robin,
It’s not you.
Love Dotty xxx
Southern Sea Muse
/ March 17, 2012Thanks for the “y’all…” I feel so at home here!
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 17, 2012Dear SSM
Go and add your link to the page then.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ June 3, 2012I like chickadees, they are cute birds, and W.C. Fields used to call people that.
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 3, 2012Dear pmao,
I do too.
Love Dotty xxx