Stinking Stillness – (What To Do)?

 

the towels stink

i stare at them and stare at them and stare at them

but they still stink

 

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  1. Grumpy

     /  March 22, 2012

    Dear Dotty,
    Good Godfreys! I can smell them from here!
    Grumpy x

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  2. The day we can remove stink by staring, we have reached a new level in evolution. Until then… stinky towels is fucking useless. Soak in plenty baking soda infused water.

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  3. Dear Dotty,

    You don’t have to do everything all at once. How about putting water in the totes, add laundry detergent, and let them sit? That might take care of the stink — it should — and then you can take another step when you are ready! My adviser calls them micro-movements, and they make anything easier. Her idea of a micro-movement is, if you want to arrange clothes in your closet, the first day all you do is open the closet door.

    I hope this helps a little. I’ll be thinking of you!

    With love,

    Judith 8-)

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  4. Dorothy

     /  March 22, 2012

    Dear Dotty,
    That sucks! Nothing worse than smelly things but at least you know where the smelly things are. It could be worse, like having a smelly thing dead in the wall ! I have faith that your diabolically wired mind will have a plan shortly to put an end to the whole stinking mess….you’re horribly talented that way.
    Until then some hot water and bleach might help.
    Dorothy

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  5. clownonfire

     /  March 22, 2012

    Dear Dotty,
    You’ve done it. You’ve succeeded.
    There’s nothing else to do.
    You’ve written the best post of the day and no one can outshine you.
    Not even your smelly towels.
    CoF

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  6. Have you tried rinsing them out in your hot tea water? This will also save you money on that Earl Gray tea, or Twinning’s, or Lap Sang Sou Chong tea because you will not need to use any.

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  7. Dear Dotty,

    I think I can smell them.

    Love,
    Owl

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  8. kzackuslheureux

     /  March 22, 2012

    BURN THeM!!!! XXOO

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  9. Dear Dotty,

    Stop sniffing your towels then.

    Sincerely,
    Brick

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  10. Dear Everybody,
    I put them in the bin.
    Love Dotty xxx

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  11. Dearest, Dotty,

    You inspire me. I just gave Heather all my stinking towels to launder.

    Love,

    Uncle
    xoxo

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