What’s the answer to the picture puzzle?
Robert de Niro's waiting
It’s easy.
talking Italian...
First one to get it right can have the pictures if they want.
I’m only doing a picture puzzle to practice doing pictures and making them stick where I put them.
Fingers crossed!
Posted by Dotty Headbanger on March 27, 2012
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EAT ME, EAT ME!
Dorothy
/ March 27, 2012All I can think of the group Bananarama.
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 27, 2012Dear Dorothy,
YOU’RE THE WINNER! You win the pictures which you have to take to your own blog, work out how to get them to stay where you put them without making your text go everywhere, (where they are now is NOT where I put them, or the text) spend hours working it out then come back and let me know how to do it.
Love Dotty xxx
Dorothy
/ March 27, 2012or maybe Bananarama’s llama. Well, I suck at puzzles anyway with my dead brain. At least your pictures stuck.
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 27, 2012Dear Dorothy,
I told you, you won.
Actually, it’s Bananallama — I like the llama, he looks stupid.
Love Dotty xxx
clownonfire
/ March 27, 2012Dear Dotty,
I guess I need to spend more time in front of my computer if I want to win some of your prizes…
Le Clown
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 27, 2012Dear clown,
Everyone’s fast around here. Pooff! and the prize is gone.
Love Dotty xxx
Dorothy
/ March 27, 2012Dear Dotty,
They’re on my blog. You can see them. I took a screenshot and then pasted them there.
http://bipolardisordersucks.wordpress.com/2012/03/27/for-you-dotty/
Thanks for the pictures. The banana looks quite fashionable but I’m not too sure about that llama.
Dorothy
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 27, 2012Dear Dorothy,
EXCELLENT!
What’s a screenshot?
Love Dotty xxx
P.S. Don’t let the llama hear you talking about his teeth, he’s very sensitive.
Dorothy
/ March 27, 2012Dear Dotty,
A screen shot is when you capture a part or all of the window of the computer and copy it. Depending upon the type of computer you use it only takes a few buttons. My daughter taught me because my old brain doesn’t know what any of the other keys are for on the computer. For a Mac it is shift +command+F4. If you are using a PC it might depend on what operating system. I’m not sure. Maybe someone can tell you here. I’m afraid I use Mac only.
Dorothy
P.S. Sorry llama, I don’t think he heard me because his ears look all droopy.
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 27, 2012Dear Dorothy,
Thank you for explaining it to me – I’m still non the wiser, not because of your explanation, because my mind just boggles with computers the same as it does with numbers. It takes me ages to learn computer things and if I don’t do them for a while I forget.
Love Dotty xxx
cooper
/ March 28, 2012what does robert deniro have to do with bananarama????
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 28, 2012Dear cooper,
It’s their most famous song – Robert de Niro’s Waiting.
Love Dotty xxx
cooper
/ March 28, 2012and here i thought i was musically knowledgable….oh the shame….
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 28, 2012Dear cooper,
Yes, you should be thoroughly ashamed – I was trying to be nice when I didn’t say so earlier but now you’ve said it yourself…well. I can lend you one of my paper bags to cover your blushes if you want.
Love Dotty xxx
cooper
/ March 28, 2012Dotty Headbanger
/ March 28, 2012Dear cooper,
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
It suits you.
I’ll have it back tomorrow.
Love Dotty xxx
John the Aussie
/ March 28, 2012G’day Dotty,
Well I suck, my first thought was “Peeled Mammal’, wait why would she do that? Maybe ‘Inside Llama’ hrmm emperors new groove? Don’t be silly, you can’t take that kind of leap ya dickhead, so what the hell is it? Oh wait, I think that is a Delhi banana… OH OH Delhi Llama!!! I so got this!”
*scrolls down*
“John, you overthink things to much sometimes…”
Cheers,
John
Dotty Headbanger
/ March 28, 2012Dear John,
You know how you unleashed the smileys on my little blog?
Well this is what I did when I read your answer -
Love Dotty xxx