Who Needs Freshly Pressed When Dotty Can Just Swear A Lot?

 

I never post three posts in one day because you all (y’all) will get fed up with me and unfollow me and leave me here all on my todd again if I annoy you with loads of posts, but I’m so amazed at the amount of VIEWS I’ve had today that I had to do another one just to say

 

THANK YOU FOR READING MY LITTLE BLOG EVERYONE

Today has been my busiest day with 626 views (FINAL TOTAL) which is a MASSIVE leap from 361 views which was my previous busiest day total. Now that might not seem like a lot to you big super bloggers who get thousands and thousands of views per day but to me it’s MAGIC! WONDERFUL! ASTOUNDING! Truly, it amazes me.

And it also amazes me how much you all (y’all) like SWEARING.

I LOVE IT!

 

EDIT EDIT EDIT  – FINAL TOTAL 626 views. I AM FUCKING GOBSMACKED.  :-)

Here’s a little present for you – a picture -

 

Here a packet of sweets for you to eat, my present to you for reading my little blog. Thank you and I hope you like them.

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47 Comments

  1. clownonfire

     /  March 31, 2012

    Dotty,
    All I can say is FUCK yeah.
    Your blog is the real shit.
    And I am telling everyone once in for all…
    READY? You’ve read it her first:
    DOTTY’S BLOG IS LE CLOWN’S FAVOURITE. ALL AROUND.
    There,
    Le Clown

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  2. Dear Dotty,

    YAY!!! Love your blog!!! AND SWEARING!!!
    Lots o fucking love!

    -the howler and me

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  3. Is it wrong that I love your potty mouthed blog.

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    • Dear tlwb,

      Thank you. :-)

      It’s only wrong if you think it’s wrong. Stick around for a while and I’ll corrupt convert you. :-)

      Love Dotty the Fucker xxx

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  4. Dorothy

     /  April 1, 2012

    Dear Dotty,
    How can I fucking rest when I am laughing all of the time?
    Dorothy

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  5. Dear Dotty,

    Well done, my dear friend. I am so proud of you — these two posts will be even bigger in a day or two. 8-) Your numbers are staggering, and I hope you are fixing that Cumberland sausage sandwich you so deserve. And if little Emily gives you any shit about you being proud of yourself, I suggest you tell that little lady to try having a blog and we’ll see how she does!

    Love and happy cheers,

    Judith

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    • Dear Judith,
      Thank you. :-)
      I had a LOT of Cumberland sausage sandwiches last night that little Emily made for me. I would say I had TOO many, but you can never have too many. 8-)
      Love Dotty xxx

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  6. jealous.

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    • Dear robin,
      Yes, I know am. I can’t help it, I’ve always been jealous – when I was little the girl next door had a BENDABLE BABA doll that I wanted and I was so jealous I tried to steal it but I got caught and they took ALL my dolls away including TIPPY TUMBLES who I loved with all my thieving little heart.
      Love Dotty xxx

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  7. Dearest Dotty,
    Those gummies are fucking awesome!
    But not nearly as awesome as you or this blog.
    You’ve given me a much-needed giggle.
    My heartfelt-thanks to you.
    Veggiewitch ♥

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    • Dear veggie witch,
      Thank you. :-)
      They’re nice aren’t they? I was surprised to find they taste of strawberries.
      Love Dotty xxx

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  8. 600+ views??? I’m lucky to get 60 views a friggin’ year!!!! I must have my head up my ass, fukitol….

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  9. I’m glad you don’t post three fucking posts a day! That would really shit me! Hey, is effing the ONLY swearword worth using?

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  10. 11,750 sausages / I mean views as of this moment… wow, seems like only 2-3 days ago you were begging us to get you to 10,000. You are becoming a blogging rock star!

    Love Brick

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  11. Dear Dotty,
    I think your blog is fucking awesome!!
    Thanks for the sweeties.
    Love HS xx

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  12. For heaven’s sake be careful and do not sit on one of those candies…
    And that is a lot of hits…

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  13. kzackuslheureux

     /  April 1, 2012

    I want a box of those spermies!

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  14. Dear Dotty,
    You’re one of my pet blogs. In fact (don’t tell this to my other pet blogs), I tend to pet stroke your fluffy profane filled blog more.
    Love xoxo

    p.s. 600+ views is more than I get in a week. ;) Whoot to you!

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  15. p.p.s. Dotty! Fuck yeah!

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  16. I post daily and have the same feeling – that I’m just pissing people off. Also, a good day for me is 40 views (which I actually get excited about). As long as you continue to use foul language, I’ll continue to read.

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    • Dear Ben,
      Thank you – I’m still amazed that anyone reads my drivel.
      Love Dotty xxx
      P.S. Go and put your link in Dotty’s Pet Blogs.

      Reply

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