Dotty Film Review – Avatar

WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

I KNOW WHY THE SMURFS AREN’T VISITING ME.

WHO DID IT TO THEM?

WHO?

WHY HAS NO ONE DONE ANYTHING ABOUT IT?

CAMERON

OBAMA

OTHER LEADERS WITH BIG BOMBS

YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES

IT’S AN

ATROCITY

TO ALLOW THIS SORT OF THING TO GO ON IN THIS DAY AND AGE

WHO TORTURED THEM?

WHO PUT THEM ON THE RACKS AND STRETCHED AND STRETCHED AND STRETCHED THEM?

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO THE LITTLE SMURFS?

WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THEM INTO BIG SKINNY THINGS THAT LOOK LIKE THE BFG BUT FLOPPIER AND UGLIER AND BLUER?

WHY?

AND THAT POOR FEMALE SMURF, THEY MADE HER INTO AN ABOMINATION AND SHE HAD TO SHAG THE HUMAN WHO BECAME A SMURF WHO ALSO GOT STRETCHED AND THEY MADE HER INTO AN

AVATART

AVATART

Score - 0 out of 10  because torture and cruelty should never be used as entertainment

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34 Comments

  1. Dear Dotty,

    Finally, a review with which I agree. She was an Avatart, wasn’t she? Poor Smurfs. The indignities they suffered to make a bad blockbuster movie that is nothing but cowboys and blue indians. Effects are good, story and expression of this story, whacked! 8-)

    Love,

    Judith

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    • Dear Judith,
      Yep. And the scene that was almost a sex scene was just WRONG - I had to cover my eyes, stretched Smurf porn is nothing but NASTY.
      I don’t know why I watched it all the way through but I did.
      Love Dotty xxx

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  2. Heh heh heh avartart sounds like AAAAAAAAARRRRRDDDVARK! And that is an even better word than bitchpigplonker :)

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  3. clownonfire

     /  April 2, 2012

    Dotty,
    And all of these atrocities were done in 3D, for your viewing pleasure.
    Le Clown

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    • Dear clown,
      That’s a hundred types of wrong – Hollywood snuff movies in 3D? I never thought I’d see the day. Come back Kevin Costner, all is forgiven.
      Love Dotty xxx

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  4. Dorothy

     /  April 2, 2012

    I haven’t even seen the movie and probably never will since I rarely watch movies but now you’ve saved me from ever watching it because I certainly don’t want to see smurfs that have been defiled and rolled out like pizzas being made into whores and coerced into doing God knows what for some Hollywood producer….sorry I am ranting….Thank you for saving me from this evil putritude Dotty!
    Dorothy

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  5. at least the smurfs were not hideously long, boring and cliched…..

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  6. Dear Dotty,

    Don’t even get me started.

    Love,
    Owl

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  7. Dear Dot,

    Did you see the Smurf movie? It was pretty cute…. It will show you that after Avatar, they shrunk them all back down.

    Brick

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  8. Not everything that is blue is also a smurf. Blueberries are not smurfs. Dick Cheney’s balls are not smurfs. The sky is not a smurf, and most of these things are not visiting you either, so maybe blue things just hate your guts.

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    • Dear pmao,
      Blueberries don’t have their own country, Dick Cheney (whoever HE is) doesn’t have his own country (does he?), the sky DOES have its own country situated in THE SKY, but the Smurfs DO have their own country in the world and if the tiny Dominican Republic and Netherlands Antilles and Taiwan etc etc etc can visit me, why can’t the Smurfs?
      Love Dotty xxx

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  9. I HATED that movie – all 4,687 hours of it. At least that is how long the torture felt.

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