Absence Note

 

Dear Bloggy People,

Please excuse Dotty from writing a post today. The dog ate her laptop.

Signed

Mrs Headbanger

 

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  1. Dear Dotty,

    I hope to see you soon, and I hope you’re okay.

    Love you,

    Judith

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  2. I’ve been waiting for you today! I will be here when you get the dog to poop out your laptop and then you clean it up so it can be used again.

    Feel better
    xoxox

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  3. Dear Mrs. Headbanger,
    Will you tell Dotty I was here please. I was hoping she could help me with a good recipe, preferably something with Cumberland, since I’m having guest for dinner tonight, which happens not so often (last time was 2003) and I don’t want to fuck it up (sorry Mrs. Headbanger – Dotty will understand). Kind regards, Anette

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    • P.S. Make sure somebody shoots that dog okay.

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    • Dear Anette,

      Yes, I’ll tell her.

      I’ll give you one of my recipes for tonight – fry 18 Cumberland sausages in lard, butter 36 slices of bread and make Cumberland sausage sandwiches. Your guest will thank you.

      Signed

      Mrs Headbanger

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      • Excellent Mrs. Headbanger.
        Will Piccalilly sufficiently do as vegetables with this dish? People like veggies nowadays, I find them slightly overrated myself, but just in case my guest is a vegetarian, I think I better have some sort of vegetarian element on the table.
        Thank you.

      • Dear Anette,

        NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

        NO FUCKING VEGETABLES. If your guest is a vegetarian, tough titties – they wouldn’t serve meat to you, why should you RUIN a perfectly good Cumberland sausage sandwich with PICCALILLY? YUUUUUUUUKKKK!

        Mrs Headbanger

  4. A likely story.

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  5. What the hell is Piccalilly?

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  6. Dear Dotty,

    You’re such a considerate “ditcher” to post a note. ♥

    I don’t envy you the task of following that dog around to retrieve your laptop. The “Tooth Fairy” sure did not when my eldest swallowed a baby tooth.

    Enjoy your well-deserved, creatively-taken day off. *squishy hugs*

    Best,
    Veggiewitch ♥

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  7. It’s cool Ms. Headbanger…

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  8. Dear Dotty, Disappointed! But everyone needs a day off. xoxo Mme Weebles

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  9. kzackuslheureux

     /  April 5, 2012

    Dear Dotty, Yeah fine, Why don’t you take the whole weekend off why you’re at it!
    Love, Alphabet

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  10. kzackuslheureux

     /  April 5, 2012

    Crap! I meant to say “While you’re at it” not why* stupid, stupid alphabet!

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  11. Dear Dotty,
    I hope you enjoyed your day off :)

    Love,
    the howler and me

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  12. clownonfire

     /  April 6, 2012

    Dear Dotty,
    This is my second visit today.
    Just wanted to see if you were back… YAY!
    Le Clown

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  13. Dear Dotty,
    20 likes and 25 comments for this post? Do you shit gold? What is your secret!? I am envious of your celebrity, espeially considering you spend so muh time in a dryer.
    In awe,
    Sara

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  14. Dorothy

     /  April 6, 2012

    ixnay on the otty-Day……
    Capiche?

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  15. Truant…
    You will be ruint….

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  16. Hope the dog doesn’t get a virus. You may need to defrag him

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  17. Dear Everybody Who I Didn’t Reply To Properly,
    I’m sorry I haven’t replied individually, I just wrote the new post and I’m bursting for a wee, but thank you. :-)
    Love Dotty xxx

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