Victory Is Mine

 

I won the Easter egg eating competition. I said I would.

Lottie didn’t give in, she went home and took THE BERSERKERS with her just because they started projectile vomiting their Easter eggs all over my kitchen walls. I made her clean up before she left.

Scotty has gone, ten minutes ago. I waved to him from my bedroom window. He said he’ll be in touch when he can, but I know what those Middle Eastern lines of communication are like, smack a dry camel three times on its hump and wait for the echo.

So I’m all alone again —

BUT I’M NOT all alone again

because I’ve got YOU – WordPress just gave me a badge for 200 followers except they’re a bit late, I’ve got 206 now.

 

THANK YOU, MY LOVELY ACOLYTES. I LOVE YOU ALL.

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  1. 200 followers!! I’m impressed – I’m hovering at around 20. Maybe someday…congrats on your Easter Egg contest victory, though none of your 206 followers ever doubted the outcome.

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    • Dear 1point,
      Thank you.
      I never doubted the outcome either but if Lottie had broken her diet I’d have had no chance.:-)
      Love Dotty xxx

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  2. Dear Dotty,

    Happy Easter, my good friend — I am honored to be one of the 206. Congratulations for getting the Berserkers to projectile vomit — I thought they might be able to hold off until they got home, but no. Weak-stomached children!

    Sounds like your weekend was a good one. Yay!!!!!!!!!!

    Love,

    Judith

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    • Dear Judith,
      Thank you. 8-)
      I’ll have to train their stomachs up with Cumberland sausages when I babysit – Lottie said she’ll let me!!
      Hope you have a nice Easter dinner tomorrow. :-)
      Love Dotty xxx

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  3. Dear Dotty,
    I’ll be able to say “I knew her when she was a small time blogger, with only 199 followers”. You’re gonna take them all by storm…
    xo
    Sara

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    • Dear Sara,

      I’ve got 207 now, someone else joined when I went for a cig and a wee (seperately – the toilet’s upstairs and I smoke at the back door).

      Did La Popinjay tell you I’m coming to see you and the kiddies next week? I am so looking forward to PUNCHING him in the face. :-)

      Love Dotty xxx

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      • Dear Dotty,
        He DID mention that. I have arranged for him to sleep in the ice fishing hut.
        As for the punching, he’s used to it. Should be fine.
        See you soon,
        Sara

      • Dear Sara,
        Good. I’ll bring you some nice Cumberland sausages. :-)
        Love Dotty xxx

  4. Nice badge – congratulations! I will be cramming Cumberland sausages into the kiddies’ plastic Easter eggs this weekend. You are welcome to join the hunt…

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    • Dear SSM,
      Thank you.
      If you’d asked me when I went out the other day I might have extended my outing to include America. As it is I’ll have to give your hunt a miss but thank you for the offer. I’ll be in Canada next week so I might nip down a bit on the map and pop in to see you then to collect all the Cumberland sausages you owe me. :-)
      Love Dotty xxx

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  5. Dorothy

     /  April 8, 2012

    Congrats! Celebrate with some more chocolate eggs!! Now for some well deserved peace and quiet. Enjoy your night!
    Dot

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  6. Dear Dotty,
    Please accept a big congratulation kiss on your cheek :♥

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  7. Dear Dotty,

    Congrats :)
    I wish I could have ONE Easter egg without projectile vomiting… perhaps that will be next year’s experiment…. homemade Easter eggs….
    -the howler and me

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    • Dear the howler and me,

      Oh, that’s awful – no Easter eggs. Aren’t there any specially made ones you can buy?

      Love Dotty xxx

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      • Dear Dotty,
        They would need to have NO SUGAR in them :(
        I don’t think they would taste too good. Lets hope that someday the candy companies will make a stevia sweetened easter egg. :)
        -the howler and me

      • Dear the howler and me,
        I once tried to make apple sauce with apples from my apple tree and sweetners that you pop in your coffee. Don’t try it, it’s not nice.
        Love Dotty xxx

  8. You go, girl…
    Smack a dry camel… Really?

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  9. Dang, you might have 250 before we know it. You little rock star! And I was feeling good about just hitting my 100. I bow to your awesomeness …. Ms Headbanger. :-D

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    • Dear Brick,
      Thank you. :-)
      I loved it when I got to 100, it took me a long time to get there, then it just seemed to pick up after that.
      Love Dotty xxx

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      • I think they tease you at 100. I hit 100, next day back to 99, then the next day back to 100. Them teases! LOL

        Brace yourself for stardom…Like someone else said, we will have known you back when you were a small fry at 199. :D

      • Dear Brick,
        I stuck at 99 for ages, I kept refreshing to see if I’d got 100 yet but it took 5 days. I was tearing my hair out waiting for someone to come along and click. :-)
        Love Dotty xxx

      • Dear Dotty

        Hope some of that hair has grown back

        Love Brick :D

      • Dear Brick,
        I have to cover the bald bits with the long strands, like a big comb-over fastened with hair slides.
        Love Dotty xxx

  10. clownonfire

     /  April 8, 2012

    Dotty,
    You shine like a real Canadian rockstar!
    Le Clown

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    • Dear La Popinjay,
      And you shine like a shining wit.
      Love Dotty xxx
      P.S. I’m up to 213 now but I forgot that one of them is ME so it’s really 212.

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      • clownonfire

         /  April 8, 2012

        Dotty,
        I know what you’re doing.
        I’ll tell it all at 4PM my time today.
        Le Clown

      • Dear La Popinjay,
        What time is that in English money?
        And what am I doing?
        Love Dotty xxx

      • clownonfire

         /  April 8, 2012

        Dotty,
        I wouldn’t know. I don’t know trash.
        Le Clown

      • Dear La Popinjay,
        Well I’m going to bed early because I haven’t slept so if you want me on your blog to get you more followers you’ll have to tell me the time.
        Love Dotty xxx

      • clownonfire

         /  April 8, 2012

        Dotty,
        Around 9PM your time.
        Le Clown

      • Dear clown,
        I’ll be in bed by then.
        Love Dotty xxx

      • clownonfire

         /  April 8, 2012

        Dotty,
        Then slept well, friend.
        This can wait.
        Le Clown

      • Dear clown,
        Okay. Another time.
        Sorry.
        Love Dotty xxx

      • clownonfire

         /  April 8, 2012

        Dotty,
        And by trash I mean fried food time.
        Le Clown

  11. I know you’d write even if you had no followers. Stalkers, process servers, and imaginary friends are another matter.

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    • Dear dags,
      Yes, I did write when I had no followers, but I’ve never had an imaginary friend and I don’t like the girl who serves at the processed meat counter in Asda. But I do have a stalker, some nutter who’s stalking my Search Terms. I’ll catch him though – can I borrow your dagger when I do?
      Love Dotty xxx

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