From the most HATED blogger in the whole wide Worldpress to the people who HATE her.
Look into my eyes, you will see
What you mean to me
Search your heart, search your posts
And when you find me there
You’ll search no more
Don’t tell me, it’s not worth typin’ for
You can’t tell me, it’s not worth writin’ for
You know it’s true
Everything I do, I do it for you
Look into your heart, you will find
There’s nothin’ there to hide
Take me as I am, take my life
I would give it all, I would sacrifice
Don’t tell me it’s not worth typin’ for
I can’t help it, there’s nothin’ I want more
You know it’s true
Everything I do, I do it for you, oh yeah
There’s no blog, like my blog
And no other could give more love
There’s nowhere, unless you’re there
All the time, all the way yeah
Look into your heart baby
Oh yeah
Oh, you can’t tell me it’s not worth typin’ for
I can’t help it, there’s nothin’ I want more
Yeah I would type for you
I’d write for you
Blog all night for you
Yeah I’d die for you
You know it’s true
Everything I do, ohh, I do it for you
Everything I do darling
You should read it through
You should read it through, yeah
Yeah, just look into your heart
You can’t tell me you’ll die for love
Oh yeah, I’ll be there
I’m writin’ every day, every day
by Bryan Adams & Dotty
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 11, 2012Even the spacing on my POSTS hates me.
Maggie O'C
/ April 11, 2012You’re a goof! xo
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 11, 2012Dear Maggie,
You hate me.
Love Dotty xxx
Maggie O'C
/ April 11, 2012Perhaps but I do have Bryan Adams’ Greatest Hits CD.
xoxox
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 11, 2012Dear Maggie,
I don’t have it.
Love Dotty xxx
Maggie O'C
/ April 11, 2012That’s very sad. I’m sorry to hear that. What about Ryan Adams? Do you have his CD?
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 11, 2012Dear Maggie,
No, I don’t have that either.
I used to have a music box that played one track of Ryan O’Neal’s CD, Love Story – dadadadada, dadadada, dadada, dadadadada while a pretty ballerina burled round and round with one arm in the air and the other curved gracefully in front of her.
Love Dotty xxx
Maggie O'C
/ April 11, 2012Dotty, I don’t hate you. I love you. Burled.
Have you seen “Ryan and Tatum”?
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 11, 2012Dear Maggie,
No.
Love Dotty xxx
Sword-chinned bitch
/ April 11, 2012Ahahahahaha! I read along and said to myself — ‘gee this song sounds familiar’ — Love the ‘collaboration’!
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 11, 2012Dear swordy,
I like Bryan, we worked well together.
Love Dotty xxx
kzackuslheureux
/ April 11, 2012Dear Dotty,
Hey, Canadians have apologized numerous times for Bryan Adams, you don’t have to be that mean…. I just couldn’t think of anything very clever (enough) for your answer. I’m strung out on Motrin, and I just am not near as cool as I want to be right now, it’s NOT YOU DOTTY, IT’S ME!!!!
Love (ALWAYS), Alphabet
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 11, 2012Dear Alphabet,
I like Bryan Adams, at least I like the song I co-wrote with him.
IT’S NOT YOU IT’S ME?? I’ve heard that, many, many times before.
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ April 11, 2012Dear Dotty,
I happen to love Bryan Adams, but I’m from Maine and everyone thinks we’re in Canada anyway. I think it’s a beautiful song!
Love,
Judith
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 11, 2012Dear Judith,
It’s the only one of his I really like, but I loved Robin Hood too so it’s a bit of both.
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ April 12, 2012Dear Dotty,
I only know two or three of his songs well, and they were from his first big album, sometime around 1985. I was a weepy 25-year-old then, so it makes some sense!
I like your song — you should write more, or at least collaborate more with other singers. I can’t wait for your next effort.
Love,
Judith
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 12, 2012Dear Judith,
Now that’s a good idea. I might have to see who’s available to come round to my house.
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ April 12, 2012Dear Dotty,
Is your friend Drew Fuller a songwriter? Maybe he could come round
Love,
Judith
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 12, 2012Dear Judith,
I don’t know Drew Fuller, I had to ask Google who he is. He’s a bit nice, isn’t he?
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ April 12, 2012Dear Dotty
Who was the guy you told me about — way back before Disney? That’s who I thought this was, but even when I sent it, the name didn’t sound right. Now I’m curious — Ian somebody, wasn’t it?
Sorry for the mixup, but you can have this guy too, if you want him — I don’t know if he can write music worth a damn, but he played a very nice bad boy on Charmed.
Love,
Judith
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 14, 2012Dear Judith,
How’s your mum?
It’s Ian Somerhalder.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ April 12, 2012Very nice. A little reminiscent of my posts where I tried to seduce new followers, or the one where I compared blogging to dating, but of course I didn’t sing mine, so way to go.
We all feel ignored now and then. Not nearly enough people are commenting on my Dick.
We all love you. (I sang that…it sounded like whales gargling)…
clownonfire
/ April 12, 2012Dotty,
Bryan Adams?…
You don’t become Canadian. You’re BORN Canadian.
Le CANADIAN Clown
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 12, 2012Dear COPYCAT FIBBER,
You don’t BECOME human. You’re BORN human.
Love Dotty xxx
clownonfire
/ April 12, 2012Dotty,
My contest is better than your contest.
You should also go to bed as I don’t want to hear you whining that you were up all night again,
wanker.Le Clown
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 12, 2012Dear Old Scrote,
Maybe so but it wouldn’t be if you hadn’t made Sara be the judge.
Love, Dotty xxx
clownonfire
/ April 12, 2012Dotty,
I have no answer to this as you’re right.
Le Clown
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 12, 2012Dear Old Scrotey Copycat,
I’m always right. No one beats Dotty
Love Dotty xxx
clownonfire
/ April 12, 2012…busty Le Clown.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 12, 2012Dear Old Fibber,
Okay.
Love Dotty xxx
clownonfire
/ April 12, 2012Jennifer Worrell
/ April 12, 2012I’m touched. I know it’s a day late and a pound short, but the white thing flying through the air is a gerbil. If you want to hear the story, I’ll make a post about it:) If not, I’ll make a post about it anyway ’cause it’s a good story…
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 12, 2012Dear Jennifer,
Make a post about it.
Love Dotty xxx
Southern Sea Muse
/ April 12, 2012Bryan Adams can take a hike…give the Grammy (or whatever award they get) to Dotty.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 12, 2012Dear SSM,
I was going to write an acceptance speech but I can’t be bothered.
Love Dotty xxx
Veggiewitch
/ April 12, 2012“I ♥ Dotty and I don’t even need a song!” *happy dancing*
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 12, 2012Dear Veggiewitch,
I danced a little bit but dancing pulls at my stitches.
Love Dotty xxx
Dorothy
/ April 12, 2012Dear Dotty,
Very good! What a wonderful and touching song….it will be running through my head all day.
Dorothy
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 12, 2012Dear Dorothy,
Well it’s better than having weevils run through your head all day. Or beetles. Or those little red spiders that look like a little red dot but then they start moving. Or ants. Or woodlice. Or cockroaches. Or spiders. Or cats. Or hyenas. Or billy goats.
Love Dotty xxx
joehoover
/ April 12, 2012I didn’t see that analogy coming!
chamberofthebizarre
/ April 13, 2012Who hates you? Point ‘em out! I’ll kick their asses! (Unless they’re larger than I am, in which case — hey, they’re entitled to their opinions.)
Dorothy
/ April 13, 2012How’d you know I have spiders in my head?
Hope you’re well today and not suffering from some delusional spring disorder.
Dorothy
christine
/ April 13, 2012This is one of the worst things I have ever read… and I love it.
the howler and me
/ April 13, 2012Dear Dotty,
Where did you go? Is everything ok? Is that evil mean Clown messing with your writing mojo? Do I need to fly to Canada and beat him up?? Or perhaps just ask Lord Evil Poppy to do it for me?
Love,
A very concerned howler and me
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 14, 2012Dear the howler and me,
Thank you, I was nursing Little Emily, she wasn’t well.
Love Dotty xxx
P.S. Yes, get him beaten up.
PAZ
/ April 14, 2012Dear Dotty,
You sing that tune better than my mom (though I gotta give it to her for trying with her Spanish accent and all).
Love xoxoxo
p.s. I’ve got a surprise for you! (shhhh, it may take a while)
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 14, 2012Dear PAZ,
A surprise? Good or bad? I don’t usually trust surprises.
Love Dotty xxx
PAZ
/ April 14, 2012Dear Dotty,
I don’t either but trust me it’s not the monkey-bee out to sting you. It’s good. Let’s just say I started drawing again and it hasn’t been brought to life but it’s round and juicy.
Love xoxo
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 14, 2012Dear PAZ,
It is a GOOD surprise, I love good surprises and I love the little mouses.
Love Dotty xxx
PAZ
/ April 15, 2012Dear Dotty,
That’s not your surprise, though it can be counted as part of the surprise I suppose.
The little mouses love you back xoxoxo
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 15, 2012Dear PAZ,
Ooooooohh, another surprise? I’m getting giddy now.
Love Dotty xxx
PAZ
/ April 15, 2012How are the butterfly stitches?
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 15, 2012Dear PAZ,
Thank you, everything’s almost healed and there aren’t many scars.
Love Dotty xxx
Grumpy
/ April 14, 2012Dear Dotty,
Where are you? Are you on holiday? I miss your posts! I want more zoo stories!
Love Grumpy x
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 14, 2012Dear grumpy,
No, I’m not on holiday – hermits don’t do holidays. I’m back.
Love Dotty xxx