Why have I only had three answers to my competition? Why have 74 people looked at it and only THREE PEOPLE bothered to do an answer? Why? Why? Why? Do you HATE ME that much? Am I so horrible and nasty to you that you don’t want to be my SUPREME PET FOR THE DAY?
These are the people who I LOVE MOST now –
DeeDee — whose answer is a Cumberland sausage wrapped in butcher paper
John (& Victor Tookes) — whose answer is Jean Luc Picard’s underwear
pmao — whose answer is himself (he said ‘me’, but if I wrote ‘me’ you’d think I meant ME)
IT’S NOT FAIR.
I even did a nice picture for you to look at.
You’ve all made me sad and upset and I’m crying and I’ve had two panic attacks writing this post and YOU HATE ME, EVERYBODY HATES ME and I need a lie down and a little sleep.
Goodnight, cruel, cruel people.
If blogs had shins you’d all kick the fuck out of mine.
YOU ALL HATE ME.
HATE HATE HATE
HATE.
Victor Tookes
/ April 11, 2012For the record, there were technically two answers from John and I, the other being “An albino tree sloth at the event horizon of a black hole” It just wasn’t as funny as Captain Picard’s underwear.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 11, 2012Dear Victor,
Technically there was only one answer, John stated he was going with the underwear. If you’d like to enter the ‘albino tree sloth at the event horizon of a black hole’ you’re welcome to do so by adding it to the other post.
Love Dotty xxx
P.S. Thank you for not hating me.
travelladywithbaby
/ April 11, 2012Well, my bad, I guess I am shin kicker. Although, I read the post with no coffee in my system and no sleep and started to daydream about a massive shoe car.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 11, 2012Dear tlwb,
You hate me.
Love Dotty xxx
owl
/ April 11, 2012Dear Dotty,
I LOVE, not hate, you.
Love,
Owl
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 11, 2012Dear owl,
Thank you – I listened to it, I love it and I’m going to try and see if it will go on without shagging up the blog but if it doesn’t I’ll have to take it out.
Love Dotty xxx
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 11, 2012Dear owl,
YAY, IT DID IT.
I’ve never been able to get one on before without it messing up the layout.
Love Dotty xxx
owl
/ April 11, 2012Dear Dotty,
Oh right, I forgot about the blog-shaggery that happens with videos.
Love,
Owl
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 11, 2012Dear owl,
It worked, at least it did at my end.
Love Dotty xxx
owl
/ April 11, 2012Dear Dotty,
I just saw it! Yay.
Love,
Owl
Madame Weebles
/ April 11, 2012I would have entered the competition but I only just read your post now! Is it too late?
I don’t think I can top Jean-Luc Picard’s underwear as an answer. How about ionized whipped cream?
xoxo Mme Weebles
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 11, 2012Dear Mme Weebles,
No, it’s not too late.
Love Dotty xxx
H.E. ELLIS
/ April 11, 2012GAH! I only just now pulled my head out of my ass long enough to look around. I’ll play!
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 11, 2012Dear H E
Good!
Love Dotty xxx
robincoyle
/ April 11, 2012I guess I haven’t had a chance to read it yet. Stayed tuned.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 11, 2012Dear Robin,
That’s no excuse.
Love Dotty xxx
robincoyle
/ April 11, 2012So true.
Hellosailor
/ April 11, 2012Dear Dotty,
I know it’s no excuse, but I was actually dying this time. Is it too late to play? Did you already pick a winner?
Poorly Hello Sailor
xx
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 11, 2012Dear HS,
Oh dear, what’s the matter? Flu? It’s going round up here. Hope you feel better soon.
No, it’s not too late to play, I’m going to post the answers tomorrow.
Love Dotty xxx
Hellosailor
/ April 11, 2012Dear Dotty,
I was actually dying (of stupidity maybe). I’m alive again now.
Hurrah!! I’ve submitted my answer!!
Love HS xx
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 11, 2012Dear HS,
YAY!
Love Dotty xxx
free penny press
/ April 11, 2012Oh Dotty.. I’m new here so allow me to answer late..
Hmm, a nun that got kicked out of the vatican because she was showing the new pope-ettes a few moves??
(PS- I never win @ guessing games)
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 11, 2012Dear fpp,
You’re not late, the answers won’t be posted until tomorrow. Thank you.
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ April 11, 2012Dear Dotty,
I’m sorry I didn’t follow through. Got a call from Mom last night with some scary news about her health, and I just dropped everything. We’re still waiting for test results right now. As for your riddle, since I’m from Maine, I may be the only one who knows what I mean, but white and faster than light is the creme filling of a whoopie pie after you take the first bite — SPLAT!
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 11, 2012Dear Judith,
I’ll keep my fingers crossed for good news on the tests. Hope you’re okay.
I saw a recipe for Whoopie Pie the other day. They look nice.
Loads of love, Dotty xxx
clownonfire
/ April 11, 2012Dotty,
Ha!
Le Clown
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 11, 2012Dear Copycat Fibber,
Go and lick your igloo.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ April 11, 2012The underwear is the best answer in the history of answers.
Mine was the worst, because I do not really have super powers.
I still want to be your supreme pet, and I am not above moping and whining and begging.
I ate week-old Mexican food left over from my Birthday, and do not feel well, and I still managed to come up with a lame answer.
It is a hard question.
Is it a real science thing or a test of our cleverness?
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 11, 2012Dear pmao,
There are TWO answers you could give that would be correct. TWO.
And I’m not giving you any clues.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ April 12, 2012I will beg to be your pet, not to cheat. Who do you think I think you think I think i AM???
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 12, 2012Dear pmao,
No, I don’t want beggars, I want ANSWERS.
Love Dotty xxx
Southern Sea Muse
/ April 12, 2012You are on Brit time. I read your post at 5am my time. I am too woozy to give an intelligent response. I meant to come back to it tonight, but geez, now I forgot what the question was. And you bawled us out, to boot. Let me go revisit it now that I am woozy with a full day under my belt…damn.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 12, 2012Dear SSM,
Excuses, excuses, excuses.
Love Dotty xxx
joehoover
/ April 12, 2012I cheated and tried googling the answer, I didn;t know we had to make something random up
I missed the point