Don’t Die Of Shock Everyone – Dotty Has Accepted An Award

It’s the GOLDEN SHATNER AWARD 

and I’ve accepted it from VICTOR TOOKES

whose blog you can find HERE,

because I like William Shatner, he’s stupid, and all you have to do is give the award

 to four people. But I still can’t choose, there’s LOADS OF YOU I want to give it to.

So TAKE IT

EVERYBODY

I SPECIFICALLY AWARD IT TO ALL OF YOU

not like my own award

The Dotty Headbanger Award For Being Mental & Loving It

which you award to yourself – 

this time I’m specifically choosing to specifically award

EVERYBODY this lovely award and if I could be bothered I’d do

links to all your blogs but I can’t be bothered so I won’t.

 

 

P.S. It has a big, better picture for those of you who can do big pictures without shagging up

your blog (not me, I fuck it all up with pictures) and you’ll find the big picture

at Victor’s blog if you click on the link I put in at the top.

 

P.P.S.  They got me in the end.

 

P.P.P.S.  No more and never again.

 

 

 

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42 Comments

  1. clownonfire

     /  April 17, 2012

    Dotty,
    William Shatner is a fellow Montrealer. His igloo stands beside ours.
    I’m also proud of you. Congrats.
    Le Clown

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  2. Let me be the first to congratulate you Dotty…well deserved!

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  3. Dorothy

     /  April 17, 2012

    Dear Dotty,
    I will come out of my self-imposed gardening soil haze to congratulate you for accepting this award. I have to agree William Shatner is a nut but a loveable nut!
    Dorothy

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  4. Dearest Dotty,
    Congratulations!
    You are such a generous friend.
    Much love,
    Veggiewitch ♥

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    • Dear Veggiewitch,

      Congratulations to you too. :-)

      Love Dotty xxx

      P.S. If I wasn’t a She-Hermit we could have a big congratulations party. But I am, so we can’t.

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  5. kzackuslheureux

     /  April 17, 2012

    Dear Dotty,
    If Le Clown was really neighbors with Bill, he wouldn’t go addressing him with a full name. Pathetic! No, Bill is my buddy, and I’m glad you awarded as you are sincerely as golden as ol’ Bill. (My buddy; just ask Toulouse.)
    Love,
    Alphabet

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  6. kzackuslheureux

     /  April 17, 2012

    **Yuck, I hate my computer today! It was to say, “….you were awarded, as you …”
    Totally stupid girl, stupid, stupid, can I stop hitting my forehead now?

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    • Dear Alphabet,

      Yes, stop hitting your head unless you’re shaping a brick and you’ve reached a crucial lump – you were correct with ‘you awarded’ too because I did award it to EVERYONE including you, so congratulations. :-)

      Love Dotty xxx

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  7. Shatner is a dick. He’s so full of himself he’s overflowing. And what’s so great about him, anyway? His part as an asshole captain of a mysogynistic ship in a formulaic series? Meh.
    Nyota Uhura was the only interesting character on that show, and, to quote someone or other…”The only black character in the show…and they made her a telephone operator!”

    Thanks for the award, anyway. Always wanted a pic of a dick to draw mustaches and such on.

    Grats,
    Dutch

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  8. Congratulations! Shatner always scared the frick’n sh*% out of me growing up!

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  9. Dear Dottz,
    Congratulations on your award and for being healthily mental. Wasn’t Shatner a pornstar in the 1970’s or was that another Shatner?

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  10. congrats. i guess it’s better than the ensign chekov award…

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  11. Dear Dotty,

    I believe you’ve more than met the requirements — don’t even think about it! And congratulations — Bill Shatner is a fascinating man to use for an award!

    Love you, kid, 8-)

    Judith

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    • Dear Judith,

      I just typed Dear Dotty instead of Dear Judith – I only noticed when I reached the Y and wondered why your name had ended before the sixth letter. Congratulations to you, too . :-)

      Love Dotty xxx

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  12. I just fell over in a dead faint.

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    • Dear Zombie Robin,

      It’s a MIRACLE. The dead can type. :-)

      Love Dotty xxx

      P.S. Take William, he’s yours. I’m getting bored of his fat face.

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  13. I will cherish it always…

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  14. Congrats To ALL!

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  15. introvertedblogger

     /  April 18, 2012

    Couldn’t go to a better Shattner.

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  16. Dear Dotty,
    Welcome to the shady business of awardingdom.
    I like George Takei, but I’ll happily accept William Shatner, because he’s also funny.
    With gratitude,
    s

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    • Dear Sara,
      YAY, someone’s taken him.
      I like George Takei too – we put him in the jungle to entertain us in I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here. :-)
      Love Dotty xxx

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  17. Dear Dotty,
    Have you seen this?? Is it anything to do with you???? http://trekmovie.com/2011/04/21/photos-of-william-shatner-receiving-honorary-headbanger-award/
    Love HS
    xx

    Reply
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