Sorry about that, I’m not trying to be a spammy sod in your email but I’ve had to do it again – I had it all lined up nicely in the centre, and I had two big headers but then it all fucked up and the joke and my nice headings disappeared. Fucking shaggy pictures.
Here’s the joke.
A pair of zombie twins start fighting at the dinner table.
‘Stop it!’ shouts Mummy zombie.
‘He started it!’
‘No, he started it – he wouldn’t let me dip my bread in his neck.’