Oy, you smug baaastard, I'm talking to you!
Sorry about that, I’m not trying to be a spammy sod in your email but I’ve had to do it again – I had it all lined up nicely in the centre, and I had two big headers but then it all fucked up and the joke and my nice headings disappeared. Fucking shaggy pictures.
Here’s the joke.
A pair of zombie twins start fighting at the dinner table.
‘Stop it!’ shouts Mummy zombie.
‘He started it!’
‘No, he started it – he wouldn’t let me dip my bread in his neck.’
Posted by Dotty Headbanger on April 18, 2012
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/ April 18, 2012Why do I fucking well bother? Now it’s bollocksed up the spacing.
Hellosailor
/ April 18, 2012Dear Dotty
It was still funny though!! The spacing on WordPress is a bit wanky :/
Love HS xx
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 18, 2012Dear Hs,
It happens whenever I put a picture anywhere but at the top left and every time I say that’s it, I’m not doing pictures EVER AGAIN, but then I do it again and the same thing happens.
Love Dotty xxx
Hellosailor
/ April 18, 2012Dear Dotty,
I write all the words first then put the pictures in last??
If you put allignment as “none” doesn’t it work then? I think I tried that before and it kind of worked.
Love HS xx
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 18, 2012Dear HS,
No, I haven’t tried not aligning it, but I will, thanks.
I’ve tried doing the words first, it doesn’t work for me. I wonder if it has something to do with the blog layout?
Love Dotty xxx
Hellosailor
/ April 18, 2012Dear Dotty,
I always wondered that, there are somethings I can’t do that other people seem to do. Or maybe I’m just being a thick wanky Southerner?? :p
Love HS xx
P.S I do wash though. I may be from the South but I am clean.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 18, 2012Dear HS,
I thought I was being thick and not noticing something that everyone else knew about.
Love Dotty xxx
P.S. I’m glad you get washed, having Southerners on my blog is bad enough never mind them being smelly too.
judithatwood
/ April 18, 2012Dear Dotty,
AAAaaaarrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhh! So awful, it’s good; so gross, it’s funny!
Love,
Judith
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 18, 2012Dear Judith,
Good, innit? 
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ April 18, 2012You bet!
Maggie O'C
/ April 18, 2012Today is a bad spacing day for WordPress, they screwed up mine, too. Bastards.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 18, 2012Dear Maggie,
Baaastards.
Love Dotty xxx
Dorothy
/ April 18, 2012eeeewwwww
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 18, 2012Dear Dorothy,
Love Dotty xxx
1pointperspective
/ April 18, 2012picture on this site are a pain to work with, but the expression on the one goats face makes up for it, plus there were zombies.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 18, 2012Dear 1point,
I’m glad I’m not the only one who finds pictures difficult, everyone else seems to be able to put them where they want.
Love Dotty xxx
1pointperspective
/ April 18, 2012I usually end up putting them smack in the middle, no matter where i want them. Left or right never works quite as planned, and when i preview the post, it’s all messed up.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 18, 2012Dear 1point,
Next time I’m going to try what Hellosailor just said and put the alignment as ‘none’ to see if that works. I think it must be WordPress and the different themes everyone uses.
Love Dotty xxx
Grumpy
/ April 18, 2012Dear Dotty,
Don’t fret. Hellosailor is right. Alignment in WordPress can be querky.
Grumpy x
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 18, 2012Dear Grumpy,
Everyone else seems able to do it. Oh well, I suppose I’ll just have to keep trying.
Love Dotty xxx
the howler and me
/ April 18, 2012Dear Dotty,
Awesome joke….
As for the picture and the WordPress alignment crap…Don’t assume you messed it up when it probably is the stupid site. I have a hard time with pictures too… I just give up and let them take up all the space they want…
Prima donnas that they are…
Love,
-the howler and me
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 19, 2012Dear the howler and me,
I AM glad I’m not the only one. Thanks.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ April 19, 2012wanky… heh heh…
I don’t get the joke, but watch where you are sticking that goat!
tadams4u
/ April 19, 2012You need help…. That was sick…..lol
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 19, 2012Dear Brick,
but funny
Love Dotty xxx
tadams4u
/ April 19, 2012True.
KC
/ April 20, 2012Believe it or not, zombies are better than the last joke I heard on that theme. I’m betting on too gross to even put on here… >;< Plus there's always the peanut joke…blech. But thanks for this one, despite all the trouble it gave you…now I have a better image in my head.
KC
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 20, 2012Dear KC,
I modified the joke because for some odd reason zombies are more palatable than the original lepers.
Love Dotty xxx
KC
/ April 20, 2012*claps* Yay! You know it! I’m not the only sicko out there!
KC
PS: I’m making a new blog, called KC’s Co-op, for the others to have fun with so they’ll let me alone and quit subverting so many of my posts. Except on here…I’m afraid they all like you way too much to not let you know occasionally.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 20, 2012Dear KC,
OOooh, where is it, the new blog? Tell me, tell me.
Love Dotty xxx
KC
/ April 20, 2012https://kccoop.wordpress.com/ , but we’re -barely- working on it now. Took a while to figure an addie that everyone could agree on. So we’re playing with backgrounds and other things now, and by later this morning/night/dark there should be at least intro’s and maybe even a poem or rant or two, depending on how tired I get.
KC & Co.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 20, 2012Dear KC,
You’ll have to make email addresses for everyone and you can all follow ME.
Love Dotty xxx
KC
/ April 20, 2012*giggles* Can do…yay for TAG! (The Almighty Google
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kzackuslheureux
/ April 20, 2012Oh, so that’s what they’re talking about when they say “English Humor.” Now I understand.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 20, 2012Dear Alphabet,
Love Dotty xxx
paralaxvu
/ April 21, 2012Jeez, zombies more palatable than lepers? You were obviously not raised as a Catholic! I’ve discovered the problems I usually have with my blog are because of the theme I chose. They don’t tell you about all the different things that some themes can and can’t do when you first come here. They just want you. But it’s nice to be wanted, right? I’m still trying to figure out how meizac and clownonfire make their headers change so often. It’s gotta be a Canadian thing, right?
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 21, 2012Dear paralaxvu,
I don’t know how to get a header and I wouldn’t know what to do with it if I did. It would be helpful if someone in the know did a blog about the different themes and what they can do – I bet they’d get a million followers on the first day.
Love Dotty xxx
paralaxvu
/ April 21, 2012It’s interesting that the guy who writes all those so-called helpful wordpress daily blogs hasn’t thought of that, huh? Maybe we should inundate him with requests?
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 21, 2012Dear paralaxvu,
Maybe there are too many glitches in all the different themes and WordPress don’t want people to know about them because everyone would end up using the one theme that works properly?
Love Dotty xxx