Make Your Own Funny Award And I’ll Have It, I’m An Award Slut Now

 

I’ve made a new page for funny awards that people HAVE MADE BY THEMSELVES.

Why not have a go at making one? If I can do it, anyone can.

DOTTY AWARDS

 

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  1. This is a brilliant idea Dotty. You’re so damn clever!
    I’d love to see a DIRTY DUCKY AWARD featuring the yellow and pink ducks on your MUCKY DUCKY & FUCKY DUCKY – POETRY IN MOTION button?
    I still have to post the splendid Dotty Headbanger award. Do you have a higher resolution on the image… it’s just that.. BEING MENTAL AND LOVING IT is really hard to read.
    Thanks Dotty.

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    • Dear Anette,
      :-)

      Sorry, I don’t know anything about resolutions and things like that – I made the Union Jack picture but all I did was put some writing in the middle and even that took me hours. Clown made the black one. I’ve no idea how to change anything.

      Love Dotty xxx

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      • If you don’t mind I’d like to see if I can make the BEING MENTAL AND LOVING IT part more readable. I like yours better than Clowns, cause yours has a better flavour 8-)

      • Dear Anette,

        Go ahead, if you can do it I’ll bin mine and use yours. :-)

        I’m going to be cheeky now and ask if it’s possible to put a thin black line round the edges to frame it? There’s no way I could do that, I tried when I made it but it didn’t work.

        Love Dotty xxx

      • Do you mean like a frame on the outside with a tiny bit of distance to the picture?

      • Dear Anette,

        I don’t know – just soemthing to define it a bit more but I’ll leave it up to you because you’re the artist. :-)

        Love Dotty xxx

      • Okay Dotty, I’ll do my best then. I’m not a fan of borders and frames, but I might give you a huge big flashy golden frame :)

      • Dear Anette,

        NO! I don’t want a frame now :-)

        Love Dotty xxx

      • So what now? No borders no frames. Good. Just how I like it Dotty. BTW your award doesn’t need a border. It’s borderless. Are you gonna visit my blog when I post?

      • Dear Anette,

        Am I allowed?

        Love Dotty xxx

      • Of course you are Dotty. It’s so fucking dull in the inkwell without you. I havn’t seen you… I guess since our row over Adam Levine.

      • Dear Anette,

        Okay then. I’ll come and see you and sit quietly in the corner.

        Love Dotty xxx

      • You can do it any way you like to Dotty. It’s a free world right. Though I’d really like your opinion on some of my poems… yes I know I’m not a poet, but I ventured out one day and sort of liked it, the feeling of letting the words flow. Mostly I call them noems, because I don’t really think they qualify as poems. You’re a pro, your critical eye would be appreciated.

      • Dear Anette,

        Okay, but I’m not a pro, far from it.

        Love Dotty xxx

      • Whatever Dotty. Whatever… OF COURSE YOU’RE A PRO!

  2. If you give me one of yours, I’ll give you one of mine–lol!

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  3. I thought I’d left this once — I have made a great award just for you, but I can’t cut and paste it from my #$^%&$^%^@$%% Clipboard. I’m sorry.

    Love,

    Judith

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  4. I love this post!! And I am actually envious of a couple of your awards…LOL!

    Bird

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  5. Yes! And btw love that button for yanks – but WHY don’t you have one for Aussies! WE ARE AS GOOD as Canadians – we too deserve to move to Britain!

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    • Dear butimbeautiful,

      I’m on it – but there’s the slight issue of you Aussies COMING BACK HERE TO BRITAIN – have you all learnt your lesson? Will you behave?

      Love Dotty xxx

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  6. Hi Dotty,

    I figured I would ask first, because it is only for a generic non-funny award that gets passed around, with a whole set of imposing rules, but would you like to be added to my list of winners for the Kreativ Blogger Award?

    One of these days I will get off my lazy ass (no, actually I guess I would be sitting for it) and make up something of my own to pass out, with fun rules and a proper classy pic.

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    • Dear dead guy,

      Thank you very much but no thank you, I’m only accepting awards that people make themselves. I’d like to see what you come up with when you make one. Ah, go on, do one this week.

      Love Dotty xxx

      P.S. I’ll take this opportunity to say to anyone and everyone who gives me their funny award I’M NOT DOING YOUR RULES, I’M JUST GOING TO POST IT ON MY PAGE.

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      • Hi Dotty,

        I will see what I can come up with this week, I already have something in mind, (now if I can just remember where I lost that stupid thing) and I think you will be o.k. with my award’s rules which in your case would consist of posting it on your page. If you don’t follow that one, you can’t have it. There will be one other requirement, but you already met it.

        -The Dead Guy

      • Dear dead guy,

        Great. :-)

        What other requirement?

        Love Dotty xxx

      • Hi Dotty,

        I have to admit, I lied. I can’t help it, it’s genetic (XY Chromosome carrier). So there are actually two other requirements.

        1. That you like it enough to actually want it.

        2. Is listed on the award itself, and you already did that with your tales of Simon. Merely mention something/someone dead or undead and make me smile.

        http://deadgrimandfrostbitten.wordpress.com/2012/04/23/the-dead-guy-creates-the-fabulous-blog-award-get-one-now/

      • Dear Dead Guy,

        It’s great, I love the dead writing. :-)

        Love Dotty xxx

  7. It’s an honor just to be nominated…

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  8. I am an awards person extraordinaire…or just extra…as I made you/everyone -two- awards! And you don’t -have- to answer the questions…just because you’re you…but I -did- write them with you in mind. *blinks, adorably*

    As for anyone else taking the awards or being awarded them…please-please-please answer the questions, I really want to know! KC <—curious coyote kit.

    KC

    http://variousandsundrynonsenses.wordpress.com/2012/04/24/my-awards-for-awarding-the-awardable-and-unawardable-alike/

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    • Dear KC,

      Excellent, I’ve put the Hertz Donut Award on the page – you’ll have to start giving it out to people.

      I like the Round Tuit – I had a little round tuit in a box when I was young, it had those eyes that wiggle when you shake them – but the Hertz one is much more my thing (no offense to your Round Tuit).

      Love Dotty xxx

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      • *chuckles* Don’t tell anyone, but it’s my favorite too. I just thought of the roundtuit when I was so sick, and it was an easy Paint job. I can think of a few of my peeps that can probably use it, too. ;)

        Love,
        KC

      • Dear KC,

        Are you feeling any better?

        Love Dotty xxx

  9. Also here’s a silly thing I was playing with on paint…
    w/love,
    KC
    http://kyotzeta.wordpress.com/2012/04/24/dotty-award-play-around/

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  10. Better-ish. No more honestly sick…just annoying swelling joints and pain still. *grumbles*

    Reply

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