I’ve made a new page for funny awards that people HAVE MADE BY THEMSELVES.
Why not have a go at making one? If I can do it, anyone can.
Make Your Own Funny Award And I’ll Have It, I’m An Award Slut Now
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Posted by Dotty Headbanger on April 22, 2012
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Ink. [Anette]
/ April 22, 2012This is a brilliant idea Dotty. You’re so damn clever!
I’d love to see a DIRTY DUCKY AWARD featuring the yellow and pink ducks on your MUCKY DUCKY & FUCKY DUCKY – POETRY IN MOTION button?
I still have to post the splendid Dotty Headbanger award. Do you have a higher resolution on the image… it’s just that.. BEING MENTAL AND LOVING IT is really hard to read.
Thanks Dotty.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 22, 2012Dear Anette,
Sorry, I don’t know anything about resolutions and things like that – I made the Union Jack picture but all I did was put some writing in the middle and even that took me hours. Clown made the black one. I’ve no idea how to change anything.
Love Dotty xxx
Ink. [Anette]
/ April 22, 2012If you don’t mind I’d like to see if I can make the BEING MENTAL AND LOVING IT part more readable. I like yours better than Clowns, cause yours has a better flavour
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 22, 2012Dear Anette,
Go ahead, if you can do it I’ll bin mine and use yours.
I’m going to be cheeky now and ask if it’s possible to put a thin black line round the edges to frame it? There’s no way I could do that, I tried when I made it but it didn’t work.
Love Dotty xxx
Ink. [Anette]
/ April 22, 2012Do you mean like a frame on the outside with a tiny bit of distance to the picture?
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 22, 2012Dear Anette,
I don’t know – just soemthing to define it a bit more but I’ll leave it up to you because you’re the artist.
Love Dotty xxx
Ink. [Anette]
/ April 22, 2012Okay Dotty, I’ll do my best then. I’m not a fan of borders and frames, but I might give you a huge big flashy golden frame
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 22, 2012Dear Anette,
NO! I don’t want a frame now
Love Dotty xxx
Ink. [Anette]
/ April 22, 2012So what now? No borders no frames. Good. Just how I like it Dotty. BTW your award doesn’t need a border. It’s borderless. Are you gonna visit my blog when I post?
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 22, 2012Dear Anette,
Am I allowed?
Love Dotty xxx
Ink. [Anette]
/ April 22, 2012Of course you are Dotty. It’s so fucking dull in the inkwell without you. I havn’t seen you… I guess since our row over Adam Levine.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 22, 2012Dear Anette,
Okay then. I’ll come and see you and sit quietly in the corner.
Love Dotty xxx
Ink. [Anette]
/ April 22, 2012You can do it any way you like to Dotty. It’s a free world right. Though I’d really like your opinion on some of my poems… yes I know I’m not a poet, but I ventured out one day and sort of liked it, the feeling of letting the words flow. Mostly I call them noems, because I don’t really think they qualify as poems. You’re a pro, your critical eye would be appreciated.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 23, 2012Dear Anette,
Okay, but I’m not a pro, far from it.
Love Dotty xxx
Ink. [Anette]
/ April 23, 2012Whatever Dotty. Whatever… OF COURSE YOU’RE A PRO!
Fiercely Yours
/ April 22, 2012If you give me one of yours, I’ll give you one of mine–lol!
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 22, 2012Dear FY,
You can have one of mine – they’re on the sidebar for anyone to take.
Now, where’s yours?
Love Dotty xxx
Fiercely Yours
/ April 22, 2012You can have my Love Stamp just because I love your blog and you’re going to let me thug my own award. You rock. http://fiercelyyours.wordpress.com/love-stamp/
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 22, 2012Dear FY,
I’ll put it up on my page on one condition – you put my Dotty Headbanger Award for Being Mental & Loving It higher up on your blog than Clownonfires’ Alan Smithee Award. Deal?
Love Dotty xxx
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 22, 2012Dear Dotty,
I took your silence to mean Yes, it’s a deal so I’ve put your award up on my Dotty Awards page.
I’ll give you till tomorrow to put my Dotty Headbanger Award higher than clown’s crappy award.
If it isn’t it done, yours comes down.
Love Dotty xxx
Fiercely Yours
/ April 23, 2012Deal! Done and done!
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 23, 2012Dear FY,
Do I get to go on the sidebar with all the others (higher up than clown?)
Love Dotty xxx
Fiercely Yours
/ April 23, 2012You are all set up on the sidebar and the Love Stamp page where I also answer the four award questions. Thanks for the fun, it was a great distraction from feeding the children.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 23, 2012Dear FY,
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ April 23, 2012I thought I’d left this once — I have made a great award just for you, but I can’t cut and paste it from my #$^%&$^%^@$%% Clipboard. I’m sorry.
Love,
Judith
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 23, 2012Dear Judith,
Will it upload onto your blog?
Love Dotty xxx
Bird
/ April 23, 2012I love this post!! And I am actually envious of a couple of your awards…LOL!
Bird
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 23, 2012Dear Bird,
They’re great, aren’t they?
Love Dotty xxx
Bird
/ April 23, 2012They are spectacular!!
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 23, 2012Dear Bird,
Love Dotty xxx
Bird
/ April 23, 2012butimbeautiful
/ April 23, 2012Yes! And btw love that button for yanks – but WHY don’t you have one for Aussies! WE ARE AS GOOD as Canadians – we too deserve to move to Britain!
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 23, 2012Dear butimbeautiful,
I’m on it – but there’s the slight issue of you Aussies COMING BACK HERE TO BRITAIN – have you all learnt your lesson? Will you behave?
Love Dotty xxx
thedeadguy666
/ April 23, 2012Hi Dotty,
I figured I would ask first, because it is only for a generic non-funny award that gets passed around, with a whole set of imposing rules, but would you like to be added to my list of winners for the Kreativ Blogger Award?
One of these days I will get off my lazy ass (no, actually I guess I would be sitting for it) and make up something of my own to pass out, with fun rules and a proper classy pic.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 23, 2012Dear dead guy,
Thank you very much but no thank you, I’m only accepting awards that people make themselves. I’d like to see what you come up with when you make one. Ah, go on, do one this week.
Love Dotty xxx
P.S. I’ll take this opportunity to say to anyone and everyone who gives me their funny award I’M NOT DOING YOUR RULES, I’M JUST GOING TO POST IT ON MY PAGE.
thedeadguy666
/ April 23, 2012Hi Dotty,
I will see what I can come up with this week, I already have something in mind, (now if I can just remember where I lost that stupid thing) and I think you will be o.k. with my award’s rules which in your case would consist of posting it on your page. If you don’t follow that one, you can’t have it. There will be one other requirement, but you already met it.
-The Dead Guy
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 23, 2012Dear dead guy,
Great.
What other requirement?
Love Dotty xxx
thedeadguy666
/ April 23, 2012Hi Dotty,
I have to admit, I lied. I can’t help it, it’s genetic (XY Chromosome carrier). So there are actually two other requirements.
1. That you like it enough to actually want it.
2. Is listed on the award itself, and you already did that with your tales of Simon. Merely mention something/someone dead or undead and make me smile.
http://deadgrimandfrostbitten.wordpress.com/2012/04/23/the-dead-guy-creates-the-fabulous-blog-award-get-one-now/
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 23, 2012Dear Dead Guy,
It’s great, I love the dead writing.
Love Dotty xxx
chrisdevoss
/ April 24, 2012It’s an honor just to be nominated…
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 24, 2012Dear Chris,
I’m nominating YOU to make the first zombie award.
Love Dotty xxx
KC
/ April 24, 2012I am an awards person extraordinaire…or just extra…as I made you/everyone -two- awards! And you don’t -have- to answer the questions…just because you’re you…but I -did- write them with you in mind. *blinks, adorably*
As for anyone else taking the awards or being awarded them…please-please-please answer the questions, I really want to know! KC <—curious coyote kit.
KC
http://variousandsundrynonsenses.wordpress.com/2012/04/24/my-awards-for-awarding-the-awardable-and-unawardable-alike/
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 24, 2012Dear KC,
Excellent, I’ve put the Hertz Donut Award on the page – you’ll have to start giving it out to people.
I like the Round Tuit – I had a little round tuit in a box when I was young, it had those eyes that wiggle when you shake them – but the Hertz one is much more my thing (no offense to your Round Tuit).
Love Dotty xxx
KC
/ April 24, 2012*chuckles* Don’t tell anyone, but it’s my favorite too. I just thought of the roundtuit when I was so sick, and it was an easy Paint job. I can think of a few of my peeps that can probably use it, too.
Love,
KC
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 24, 2012Dear KC,
Are you feeling any better?
Love Dotty xxx
KC
/ April 24, 2012Also here’s a silly thing I was playing with on paint…
w/love,
KC
http://kyotzeta.wordpress.com/2012/04/24/dotty-award-play-around/
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 24, 2012Dear KC,
I’m going to make a page with the different ones on.
Love Dotty xxx
KC
/ April 25, 2012Better-ish. No more honestly sick…just annoying swelling joints and pain still. *grumbles*
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 25, 2012Dear KC,
Sorry you’re in pain. I hope it eases off soon.
Love Dotty xxx