I’ve been bored out of my skull today waiting for the universe to die so I’ve made a new award AND IT’S A NICE AWARD because I thought I’d better be nice for a change in case there IS a god.
This is my new award
See how nice I’ve been? I think I’ve been EXCEPTIONALLY NICE, nice enough to get me into HEAVEN if there IS a god.
There are two requirements to having this award -
1 — You have to CLICK ON THIS LINK AND THEN PRESS LIKE
2 — You have to CLICK ON THIS LINK AND ADD YOUR BLOG
If you’ve already done these two things you are BRILLIANT and I award you my new award which is a very, very classy award, if I do say so myself. If you haven’t already done these two things GO AND DO THEM.
When (notice I’m not saying ‘if’) you put it on your own site, you can set your own conditions to manipulate your readers into doing what you want them to do.
Go forth, my acolytes, and continue being brilliant.