The Three Red Bins Of Blogging Award (The Best Award I’ve Made Today)

 

I’ve been bored out of my skull today waiting for the universe to die so I’ve made a new award AND IT’S A NICE AWARD because I thought I’d better be nice for a change in case there IS a god.

This is my new award

 

See how nice I’ve been? I think I’ve been EXCEPTIONALLY NICE, nice enough to get me into HEAVEN if there IS a god.

There are two requirements to having this award -

1 — You have to CLICK ON THIS LINK AND THEN PRESS LIKE

2 — You have to CLICK ON THIS LINK AND ADD YOUR BLOG

 

If you’ve already done these two things you are BRILLIANT and I award you my new award which is a very, very classy award, if I do say so myself. If you haven’t already done these two things GO AND DO THEM.

When (notice I’m not saying ‘if’) you put it on your own site, you can set your own conditions to manipulate your readers into doing what you want them to do.  

Go forth, my acolytes, and continue being brilliant.

 

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  1. I’d like to thank everyone responsible for my receipt of this amazing award. Dotty, for being completely and utterly mental, and myself for my constant, never ending, undying love for her, and of course, myself for being awesome enough to win such a prestigious award.

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  2. Dear Dotty,

    You got it!

    Love, Judith

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  3. Oooooh. Can I has?

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  4. Dorothy

     /  April 29, 2012

    Dotty, Dotty, Dotty,……I had the perfect comment for you and then I clicked on the three red bins and didn’t my comment disappear!! I know better but before I knew it my brilliant comment was GONE!!!! Disappeared into the abyss of lost comments just like my dead brain cells gone and “lost…forever lost” ( like Scotty said on that Star Trek episode). I am so mad ( and drunk like most Saturday nights because I am an alcoholic,,,LOL) because of the brilliance of my comment that you will never be able to read. I will have to die now. In any case, I do like the red bins as opposed to our boring green and blue bins here.
    Love Dorothy

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    • Dear Dorothy,

      Don’t die – your comment came to me in a dream last night – in DOTTISH! I know what you said, but I’m having a bit of foggy brain day today and translation is beyond me – but yes, it was a BRILLIANT comment, it SHONE with brilliance, it was FUCKING BRILLIANTLY BRILLIANT.
      :-)

      Love Dotty xxx

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      • Dorothy

         /  April 29, 2012

        Dear Dotty,
        I’ll try not to die today. DOTTISH is a language that only geniuses can understand and sometimes I think that is what I am hearing my brain speak when I am laying on the floor in a heap wondering how I got there. Sorry you are in a brain fog today. I am not surprised with all the rain you are still getting. Will you be building a boat soon?
        Love Dorothy

      • Dear Dorothy,

        I don’t like boats, they scare me. So does big water – I can’t swim – when all the other children at school were doing swimming lessons my teacher let me stay behind and paint a life-size cardboard pillarbox (in pillarbox red).

        Love Dotty xxx

  5. i bow down to you oh master of manipulation :-)

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  6. Very clever–and a whole lot of fun!

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  7. Dear Dotty,

    Thank you for being brilliant!

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  8. thank you, thank you, thank you.

    i’d like to thank my dog, my boyfriend, and my internet connection. dear dotty, i don’t have the words. *tear in eye*. what a cunning way to get ALL THE READERS to get their click on on your front page. if you didn’t already have the sneakyfucker award i’d have to give it to you for that. of course, there’s nothing stopping you having two. would you like another? i could do a new graphic for variety.

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  9. Dear Dotty,
    Thank you very much for the Red Bin Award, I think it’s amazing. I love red and I have a red bin myself. I have added it to my awards page and I just wanted to let you know I finally pulled my finger out and made my own award…… http://sailorcarrie.wordpress.com/2012/04/29/hello-sailors-take-what-you-need-award/ I hope you like it and that you take it to put on your page, you award slut, you ;)
    Love from Hello Sailor xox

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  10. Waiting for the “universe to die”…I can’t stop laughing. My cat thinks I’m a nutter. Actually, you speak the truth. I think we are all waiting for things to be shaken up a bit. The solar flares are supposed to hit this May…only bad thing is they are supposed to knock out all the computers, so what the heck are we bloggers supposed to do then. I’ll tell you, we’ll have to taken paper to pen and start working on the sequel to “Wuthering Heights”, that’s what!

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    • Dear tbp,

      The other week I gave little Emily my old laptop – the battery only lasts approximately 2 hours and she got fed up of having to come down to my house 4 times a day to recharge it so she went back to using pen and paper. But now she’s bedridden (and recovering!) she’s asked if she can have it back because she’s sick of the inkspots on her sheets (Branwell’s doing all the back and forth charging-up trips). Do you think the solar flares will affect little Emily’s laptop?

      Love Dotty xxx

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  11. Dear Dotty:

    I think not. She’s the exception. Little Emily is safe…but for the rest of us it’s curtains.

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  12. You don’t want God to like you too much, otherwise he’ll start lobbying to get you up there with him. NOT where you want to be right now (possibly).

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    • Dear lifl,

      I don’t think so. If I’d made a One Red Jesus award maybe he’d have taken notice of me.

      Love Dotty xxx

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  13. bpshielsy

     /  May 3, 2012

    I clicked ‘like’ twice. Once took me off your page as I’d already clicked ‘like’ & thought you’d be so annoyed I clicked ‘like’ again. So in actual fact I’ve clicked ‘like’ 3 times for a page were you initially didn’t even want ‘likes’.

    Do I get an award for this or am I just STUPID!

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  14. Dearest Dotty,
    I am confused. I am “following” your blog but when I go to access “Blogs I follow” yours doesn’t show up, either under your name or under “Notes from a She-Hermit”. Sadly, an Immigration Overlord’s expertise doesn’t provide expertise in things-cyber? Any ideas?
    Love,
    Magic

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    • Dear Magic,

      I have some followers who are the same, they’re not included in the total of followers, they don’t show up on the Blogs I Follow page either. It’s WordPress, they’re shite.

      Love Dotty xxx

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  15. I got so excited about this award that I went right over to my blog and posted about it. Unfortunately, as brilliant as I am, I neglected to save it before I posted about your other award. And it was a really brilliant post. *sigh* So I’ll hafta go back and try again. Just to let you know that if it sucks it’s because I used all of my brilliance on the first one…

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    • Dear paralaxvu,

      Thank you. :-)

      Your brilliance will regenerate itself and make an even more brilliant post than the brillian post you lost.

      Love Dotty xxx

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  16. I can only hope to be truly worthy of this award. Its presence in my sidebar will serve as a reminder to me that I must strive for excellence, or at least strive to not write utter shit.

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