I’ll batter SCABS round the head with my placard if they try to write a post for my blog. DON’T DO IT.
I’m on strike.
These are my demands –
More pay (I’ve just bought a nice little Munch piece and it set me back a bit)
Better working conditions for when I write my posts which means I need someone to come and clean my house
More fag breaks
More coffee breaks
A longer Cumberland sausage dinner hour
A BIG BONUS if I get more than 20 Likes on a post
A FUCKING WHOPPING BONUS if I get more than 20 Comments on a post
I’ve been trying to remember the SCAB CHANT.
I think it goes like this —
SCAB SCAB SCAB SCAB SCAB
DIRTY FUCKING SCAB
FUCK OFF SCAB
YOU SCAB
(repeat many times)
Maggie O'C
/ May 3, 2012Placard! hahaha you don’t see that word much anymore. You will beat someone around the head with a placard, of course you will.
Nice job on the Scream, it was totally worth $120 million
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 3, 2012Dear Maggie,
£74 million. I paid in proper money.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ May 3, 2012If I click on the award I go straight to my blog… That is awesome. Thank you. Have sausage… and a brick.
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 3, 2012Dear pmao,
Thank you, I’ll have 8 sausages. I had a go with my brick earlier, it needs a rest now.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ May 3, 2012I am quite content.
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 4, 2012Dear pmao,
I am pleased that you’re quite content.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ May 4, 2012I am happy that you are pleased that I am content…
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 4, 2012Dear pmao,
And I am joyous that you are happy that I am pleased that you are content…
Love Dotty
P.S. I had to think about that one
pouringmyartout
/ May 4, 2012I’m ecstatic that… oh never mind.
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 4, 2012Dear pmao,
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
I’ve started so I’ll… oh never mind.
Love Dotty xxx
the howler and me
/ May 3, 2012Dear Dotty,
The one time I was on strike when I worked for the telephone company we just pelted scabs with rocks and yelled SCAB at the top of our lungs.
~sigh~ the good ole days of walking around in circles chanting stupid things like:
What do we want?
A CONTRACT!!!!
When do we want it?
NOW!!!
How boring…
SCAB!!!!!
Love,
-the howler and me
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 3, 2012Dear the howler and me,
What do I want?
CUMBERLAND SAUSAGES!!!
When do I want them?
NOW!!!!
Love Dotty xxx
Dorothy
/ May 3, 2012Dear Dotty,
I’ve been on strike for the past ten years and see where it’s gotten me? I work for no pay…cooking, cleaning, caring for the demented and hoarders and miscellaneous others and all I get is crazier and crazier and became an alcoholic and addict and developed IBS. Now I think I’ll go stalk my neighbor or at least look into his window. Vodka anyone?
Love Dorothy
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 4, 2012Dear Dorothy,
No, no vodka for me, thank you. I only like absinthe (non-alcoholic because it’s made from Wormwood that I grow in my garden).
Love Dotty xxx
Dorothy
/ May 4, 2012very smart!
free penny press
/ May 3, 2012Strikes are fun.. then you can hold out for some really cool things (of which you have some listed).. i say we could have a WP strike.. demand all sort of cool stuff for our blogs
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 4, 2012Dear fpp,
Yes, like chocolate – every time we publish a post, a chocolate pops out.
Love Dotty xxx
KC
/ May 8, 2012I only want -one- thing from WP…and I want it so badly I want to kick someone in the junk till it stops working if they don’t give it to me…I want some sort of chat function…I’m comp. illiterate enough not to know -how- that’d work…but I want it damnitall!! So they should give it me! Also…SCAB! Ummm…I think. Oh, no, nevermind, it’s just a little paper cut…
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 8, 2012Dear KC,
Oh no, I don’t want a chat thing. I have PEOPLE PHOBIA and that includes chatty boxes that pop up whenever I go online. No no no. No.
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ May 4, 2012Dear Dotty,
That’s the perfect chant, Dotty, dear! I will happily march with you if you need me — we can do 12 on 12 off, since I’m from another part of the world. But that wouldn’t work, because I wouldn’t have time to visit with you. We’ll figure something out!
Love,
Judith
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 4, 2012Dear Judith,
We could strike on different days. I’m thinking I might still be on strike tomorrow.
Love Dotty xxx
chrisdevoss
/ May 4, 2012Don’t strike. How would you feel if the Cumberland Sausage factory went on strike?
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 5, 2012Dear Chris,
Devasted.
Love Dotty xxx
thebaldwinpoet.wordpress.com
/ May 4, 2012I wonder if there was ever a massive strike held at a Bowling Alley. Passersby would be quite confused to hear people standing “outside” yelling “Strike” – since that usually goes on inside.
Also, I think you’ve hit on a name for a new breakfast cereal…scabadabbadoos. It’s catchy (just as are scabies) I think it will sell big, especially if for every two boxes purchased you get a free pack of Cumberland Sausages!
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 5, 2012Dear tbp,
SCABADABBADOOS! I’d buy them.
Love Dotty xxx
John Phillips
/ May 4, 2012Comment #19, next one’s a big one
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 5, 2012Dear John P,
No, sorry – you missed Comment 19.
Love Dotty xxx
Victor Tookes
/ May 4, 2012Doing my part to support the cause. 19 comments!
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 5, 2012Dear Victor,
Sorry, you missed Comment 19 too.
Love Dotty xxx
joehoover
/ May 4, 2012Comment 19
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 5, 2012Dear Joe,
And you also missed comment 19…
Love Dotty xxx
joehoover
/ May 4, 2012Comment 20
Glad to help you get your bonus!
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 5, 2012Dear Joe,
…which means you also missed comment 20, but thank you for trying.
Love Dotty xxx
joehoover
/ May 5, 2012dammit
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 5, 2012Dear Joe,
Love Dotty xxx
kristaskrede
/ May 4, 2012Dear Dotty,
#%@&*&@#^*!@!!!&*$*(Y$
xo, K
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 5, 2012Dear Krista,
Yes, I know. I had two but I ate one.
Love Dotty xxx
kristaskrede
/ May 5, 2012i was referring to your art purchase, I know a great place where you can get a two-fer.
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 5, 2012Dear Krista,
So was I.
Love Dotty xxx
KC
/ May 8, 2012So not fair to do that to me when I’m on the wrong side of 73-ish hours sleep-dep. Between you and Kathy I’m going to be stuck giggling for a week…and oh-golly-gosh, people might just look at me funny! EEEP! Oh, right…n’mind then. Almost forgot that’s the norm around here.
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 8, 2012Dear KC,
Do what to you?
Love Dotty xxx
kzackuslheureux
/ May 5, 2012Dear Dotty, Nice to know the Scream is in proper hands.
Love Alphabet
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 5, 2012Dear Alphabet,
Sshh, I’m anonymous.
Love Dotty xxx