Yes, yes, yes, I know – I’ve written a post about boring shitey Sundays before - but so what, I’m doing another one and if no one likes it they’ll just have to lump it because I can’t think of anything else to write. All I can do is give you a mental update on the soaps if you want (I watched them all this afternoon) -
EMMERDALE – Zak Dingle is going mental (he gets sectioned next week)
CORONATION STREET – Tyrone’s girlfriend, Kirsty, is going mental (she belted him round the face with a ladle)
EASTENDERS – Ben Mitchell IS mental (and ugly – I liked the other, cuter Ben, he would have been sweetly evil)
Will that do for a post? I don’t see why it shouldn’t, what I’ve written amounts to 3 reviews which is 3 times more than I normally do. It also helps any Brits who might have missed the soaps this week, and it gives a snapshot of our week of telly watching to people in foreign climes. And it’s got a tune in the title. So all in all it’s turned out to be a WHOPPER of a post, condensed into less than 200 words. I should do this every day.
judithatwood
/ May 6, 2012Absolutely!
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 6, 2012Dear Judith,
Fewer words, fewer brain cells required – I might see if I can reduce my word count daily.
Love Dotty xxx
robincoyle
/ May 6, 2012Ah! It is nice to be back after WordPress mysteriously un-followed me from your blog.
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 6, 2012Dear Robin,
Sorry, I replied to you on your other comment (two for the price of one) – I was so busy rescuing you from the Spam folder I didn’t realise the comments were for two separate posts. But I’ll say it again, thank you for re-following me.
Love Dotty xxx
robincoyle
/ May 6, 2012I am ready to tear out my hair (not a good look) and have stopped reading and commenting today. I have wasted so much time!
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 6, 2012Dear Robin,
Loads of people in the same boat from what I read on the forum.
Love Dotty xxx
therabbitholez
/ May 6, 2012You forgot Hollyoakes…and your right about Ben in Eastenders
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 6, 2012Dear trh,
I stopped watching Hollyoaks when they made all those changes and got rid of a load of the old cast to replace them with the likes of Overacting Irish Brendan who I can’t stand, he gives me the creeps.
Love Dotty xxx
therabbitholez
/ May 6, 2012Oh I love Brendan i think he’s funny like a pantomine villain, but have to admit the newer cast don’t gel quite as well.
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 6, 2012Dear trh,
The last time I watched it was before Stef died. I’ve seen the odd bit of it, and once I tried watching it again but I couldn’t – when I realised Gilly was a rapist — GILLY???? Talk about unbelievable!!
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ May 7, 2012Oh man, my award got bumped to the curb by that bin one… which is funny and ironic, if you think about it. I have had more tales of woe involving awards… sigh… I am so depressed. WordPress hates my guts. They f*#%$d me in the a** …
Sorry, what were you saying?
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 7, 2012Dear pmao,
Your award is still on the sidebar – I move things up and down and up and down, I always do it. Don’t be depressed – get a sidebar.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ May 7, 2012I need some kind of bar, that’s for sure.
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 7, 2012Dear pmao,
In your Dashboard go to Appearance then Theme Options and if you’re able to have a sidebar with the Theme you have now it’ll show you there and you’ll be able to change it.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ May 7, 2012I will try that. You are being helpful again. But it is OK when it is just me.
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 7, 2012Dear pmao,
I’ll have to stop, it’s becoming a bad habit.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ May 7, 2012I will keep an eye on this troubling new eccentricity of yours…
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 7, 2012Dear pmao,
Thank you, I’d be very grateful if you would.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ May 7, 2012Haven’t I been?
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 7, 2012Dear pmao,
Oh, yes, you have – and I AM very grateful. I’m also not good at finishing what I should have said … ‘Thank you, I’d be very grateful if you would CONTINUE TO DO SO.’
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ May 7, 2012What else have I got to do?
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 7, 2012Dear pmao,
Nothing. Unless you fancy doing a little dance?
Love Dotty xxx
magicallymad
/ May 7, 2012Dear Dotty,
Every day, indeed. I will click on it – but am intrigued by your duckies. I really must expand my blog…you’re an inspiration to us all, Dotty.
Love, Magic <3
PS: In the states we have Dear Abby – an advice column. I think you need a syndicated column. Hear, hear!!!
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 7, 2012Dear Magic,
Thank you. The duckies are lovely, aren’t they?
I have an advice column on the blog – Sister Agony Auntie Dotty runs it, but she’s not very good.
Love Dotty xxx
PAZ
/ May 7, 2012Dear Dotty,
You just gave me a brilliant IDEA! I’m going to do a post on Colombian soaps. Did my first film review today…
Love xoxoxxx
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 7, 2012Dear PAZ,
Colombian soaps! I want to see them.
Love Dotty xxx
PAZ
/ May 7, 2012p.s. I have NO IDEA what any of those soaps are….
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 7, 2012Dear PAZ,
They’re a British institution – well, Coronation Street is.
Love Dotty xxx
Missus Tribble
/ May 7, 2012Dear Dotty,
I think that soaps, in general, are mental anyway
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 7, 2012Dear Missus Tribble,
You’re not wrong there.
Love Dotty xxx
Scrathers
/ May 7, 2012Ben Mitchell. Mad as a bag of spiders, and uglier than a sack of arseholes.
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 7, 2012Dear Scrathers,
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
‘uglier than a sack of arseholes’ – I love it.
Love Dotty xxx
butimbeautiful
/ May 8, 2012How could you say that about the Lord’s Day Dotty! Get down on your knees and vow never to call any day shitey again!
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 8, 2012Dear butimbeautiful,
Would the lord want me to lie about it? If he gives me shitey days, I’ll call them shitey days. OY, LORD, GIVE ME GOOD DAYS FROM NOW ON AND I’LL NEVER CALL A DAY A SHITEY DAY EVER AGAIN.
Love Dotty xxx