… click on the link to Roly’s blog and he’ll tell you how to stop getting them. All the emails I was getting were doing my napper in before I read this.
If You’ve Been Getting Loads Of Commenty Emails…
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/ May 6, 2012Dear Dottie,
Somebody ought to kick WP right in the nads for this bullshit. We should not have to untick anything. It should be unticked by default.
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/ May 6, 2012Dear Judith,
I know. It used to be unticked until the other day and we had to tick it, now it’s the other way round. And I keep forgetting.
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/ May 6, 2012And I still forget to untick the bloody block!!!
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/ May 6, 2012Dear 68,
I’ve just this minute done exactly the same thing on Brick’s blog – she posted the same thing in a reblog and I commented and FORGOT TO TICK THE FUCKING BOX – and she gets LOADS OF COMMENTS.
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/ May 6, 2012Heee Hee, now you have to see me more….
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/ May 6, 2012Dear Brick,
Oh no… HELP!!
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/ May 6, 2012was wondering why that was happening…thanx for spreading the word
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/ May 6, 2012Dear cooper,
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cooper
/ May 7, 2012I still seem to be even tho everything is unchecked…the WP gods shall hear about this
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 7, 2012Dear cooper,
I’m fed up of it too. Also, people’s comments keep being put into the Spam folder.
Love Dotty xxx
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/ May 6, 2012Ah, thank you! I was getting rather irritated by that! Now hopefully I’ll remember to do this unticking . . .
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 6, 2012Dear Angel,
You’re welcome.
I keep forgetting to untick. But Brick (Tammy) told me you can click on Unsubscribe in the email itself to stop more coming from the same post.
Love Dotty xxx
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/ May 6, 2012What a mess this has been. Now I am having trouble leaving comments. i type them, hit post, and poof, they go into la-la land. Anyone else having that problem?
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 6, 2012Dear Robin,
Your comments were thrown in with the Spam – it kept happening yesterday with just one other person’s comments so I keep checking and there you were! I’ve been looking through the WordPress forum and blog and it seems they’re making big changes which is causing some glitches – but get this, the tick on the comment box isn’t a glitch, it’s a change they’ve made and it’s staying. How stupid is that?
Love Dotty xxx
P.S. Thank you for re-following.
robincoyle
/ May 6, 2012Horrible. I hate that change. I bet there will be an uprising of angry bloggers in the programmer’s future. Count me in. You lead the charge.
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 6, 2012Dear Robin,
It’s annoying – i don’t think anyone’s commenting as much because of the emails.
Another change they’ve made is moving the Topics (Tags) to the Reader, making it impossible to browse through blogs with ease.
Love Dotty xxx
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/ May 6, 2012Hi Dotty,
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I had noticed this yesterday when logging on. I suddenly thought I had become amazingly popular just to realize they were all comments from your sight. Alas, you are the popular one. Oh well, someone has to be the unpolular one or no one would have anything to compare themselves to. The world would be just one big, giant paradox waiting to explode into a cataclysmic, protoplasmic ball of gloop like a quivering mass of jello.
Love Dorothy (from no body loves me land
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 6, 2012Dear Dorothy,
Oh no. I’m sorry about all the emails and I’m sorry they’ve made you feel unloved, but I LOVE YOU LOADS - Dot to Dot (I used to love doing dot to dots, I haven’t done one for years). And that’s the only time I’ll ever refer to myself as Dot – I don’t like it.
Love Dotty xxx
the howler and me
/ May 6, 2012Dear Dotty,
I thought it was only me… wow… Friday I had 100 emails after commenting on your post and Le Clown’s post… I kept poking around and poking around trying to find out what setting had changed. Damn WordPress…
Love,
-the howler and me
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 6, 2012Dear the howler and me,
I know, they’re a bunch of fuckers. All these changes they’re making aren’t geared towards the bloggers, they’re for some stupid reason of their own. If it isn’t broken, don’t fix it.
Love Dotty xxx
PAZ
/ May 7, 2012Reblogged this on Melancholically Manic Mouse.
Anastasia
/ May 9, 2012Thanm you! Tis been making me spastic with irritation.
Anastasia
/ May 9, 2012And after you’re don’t being thanm’d please thank you, as well.
Anastasia
/ May 9, 2012What the fuck iPad??? Feel free to delete all my stupid comments, or correct my spelling! Shite.
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 9, 2012Dear Anastasia,
Hello.
I haven’t deleted them, they made me laugh after I looked at your blog and saw that you are normally very literate.
Love Dotty xxx
Anastasia
/ May 9, 2012phew..thanks! I’ve never made so many mistakes until using apple products which are supposed to think for me. My brain is still bettah! wheeee
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 9, 2012Dear Anastasia,
Never trust a gadget, they always fuck up.
Love Dotty xxx