What The Fuck Have They Done To The Comments Now???????

 

I can’t comment on anyone’s blog without it coming up with a STUPID NEW THING that posts my comment as AMY!

And a log in box.

WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO LOG IN EVERY TIME THEY WANT TO COMMENT??

NO ONE, THAT’S WHO.

 

FUCKING IDIOT FUCKARSES

 

 

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  1. clownonfire

     /  May 10, 2012

    Dear Dotty,
    I’m back, and I’m here to say hi. And I’m glad the first post I read of yours in weeks has full of “fucks” in it. You never disappoint.
    Le Clown

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    • Dear clown,

      YAY! I’m glad you’re back (don’t tell yourself I said that).
      You’ve missed Commentgate on WordPress.
      And now they’re fucking about with log in things.
      and when I calm down I’ll come to see you.

      Love Dotty xxx

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  2. Carr Party of Five

     /  May 10, 2012

    Hmmmm??? I am commenting. No problemo. Love..Lis

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    • Carr Party of Five

       /  May 10, 2012

      O. Wait. I see. Damn. There’s no delete. My blondeness is permanently stuck to your comment section. Shit. Or shite. Sorry Dotty. Disregard the above. Good luck!! Love Lis

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      • Dear Lisa,

        No, you were right – I thought they’d done a new comment thing like the box ticks, but it’s a log in problem when I go to posts through email -which better not be a new thing they’ve done.

        Love Dotty xxx

    • Dear Lisa,

      I’m going to investigate.

      Love Dotty xxx

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  3. Dear Dotty. this comment is just to see if I am Amy also?

    I am about to remember to untick the wretched f’ing box. xx D

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    • Dear Daniel,

      No, you’ve come through as you. Hang on, I’m going to try something –
      Yep, I’ve just discovered it’s when I go to blogs by clicking on posts through my email, it’s logging me out every time so I have to log in again to comment. If I visit them via WordPress I’m still logged in when I get there. Stupid, stupid, WordPress. And gmail, they’re stupid too.

      Love Dotty xxx

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    • Carr Party of Five

       /  May 10, 2012

      Hahaha!!! Is *everyone* that comments on Dotty’s blog hilarious? Or does she just bring out the best in everyone ???
      Dotty for President
      love lis
      again*:)

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      • The latter, to the letter! xx

      • Dear Daniel,

        Yep.

        Love Dotty xxx

      • Carr Party of Five

         /  May 10, 2012

        Daniel..I must agree*:) I’m about to start swearing myself tho. When I click on Carr Party…above my commentway it says I shut my blog down. Whaaaat??? That’s what I get for bein all…*I* am not havin any troubles!! Grrrr.

      • Dear Daniel and Lisa,

        I answered Daniel thinking he was talking to me, but really he wasn’t so now I look stupid and Habiba has just told me it’s all a conspiracy and my dead husband ex-Simon is behind it and now Lisa is having WordPress problems and I NEED MY FUCKING LAUDANUM.

        Love Dotty xxx

      • Carr Party of Five

         /  May 10, 2012

        Dear Dotty, I blame me. I inserted myself into the convo. I’m trying massive amounts of Diet Coke, because I soon need to pick up children from school. I have no idea how in hell how to fix this problem.
        Which would probably be the reason I am stuck at 2 followers. Daniel..and Dotty. I need a nap. But I’m too caffeinated up. Damn diet coke.
        With much love, but in extreme grumpiness,
        Lisa
        p.s. Dotty, I did figure out the pages. Mucho thank you♥

      • Dear Lisa,

        It keeps messing with my follower numbers too today – two new people have joined but it hasn’t registered them, then it does count them, then it doesn’t again. Glad you sorted out the pages, sorry I was useless, I still can’t remember how I did it at the start.

        Love Dotty xxx

    • Dear dotty/self

      By the way, I am sure I unticked but still got all 40 comments on your post forwarded to my email. So have taken to drink. D

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  4. Dearest Dotty,
    I am so very glad there are more people annoyed
    with all the screwing around WP is doing with the UI.
    Comments seem to be working fine for me, as well.
    My “m” key, though, appears to be kind of sticky…
    but that’s due to an Elfling, I’m sure of it, and not WP.
    *squishy hugs*
    Veggiewitch

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    • Dear veggiewitch,

      I’m fed up of it. They’re taking everything that’s simple and good and making it problematic and arsey.

      Love Dotty xxx

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  5. Dear Dotty,

    WordPress is doing a colossal mindfuck on everyone. They’re screwing around with everyone’s blog settings lately. I say we pelt them with bricks.

    xoxo Mme Weebles

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    • Dear Mme Weebles,

      That could be the problem, they’ve messed about with my settings somehow. I’ll go and have a look in my Dashboard to see if anything’s changed – everyone else is commenting on here as themselves, not AMY – unless I’ve got a multiple personality called AMY and she forgot to log herself out before she let me have the laptop back.

      It’s all so ANNOYING.

      Love Dotty xxx

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  6. Dear Dotty,
    I think your ex-simon may be behind it! Its a conspiracy against you.
    Love,
    Habiba.

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    • Dear Habiba,

      You’re a doctor (or training to be) – so here’s a tip for you to always remember –

      NEVER, EVER TELL A MENTAL PERSON THERE’S A CONSPIRACY AGAINST THEM.

      ;-)

      Love Dotty xxx

      P.S. Did he send you?

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  7. Dorothy

     /  May 10, 2012

    Dear Dotty,

    I agree, you bring out the best in everyone, even Amy, whoever she is. Yes, WP makes me log in again every morning just in case I’ve forgotten who I am, glad it’s not just me. I thought I had unchecked something in preferences while messing around drunk. So, once again I am NO ONE because I log in every time to leave comments because I am so narcissistic I think that people are looking in my window just to get a glimpse of my comments.

    Love Dorothy

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    • Dear Dorothy,

      I still haven’t found what it is. And it’s still doing it. I log in every morning too, but usually I stay logged in for the time I’m online, but this logging out thing is taking the piss. Except it’s not logging me out fully because I can still click Like and it comes up as me, it’s the comments that won’t let me be me.

      Love Dotty xxx

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  8. Don’t hold back Dotty, tell us how you really feel…LOL!!!

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  9. I am sensing that you are not happy… I know, my intuitive nature is a gift, that’s what my mom always told me…

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  10. Here I thought it was only me as usual, spinning in the kitchen. Somehow my description of my blog has taken a walk. Or flown the hen house. Or been sniped by the WordPress Wonkies. You;d think if they wanna have fun or change things they’d set up a phony WP site first and then try out all of their (usually uninspired) ideas.

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    • Dear paralaxvu,

      I think they do it just to keep themselves entertained – all the engineers are probably fourteen year old gawky geek boys sitting in their smelly bedrooms, pressing a fuck-it-up button every now and again so they can feel like god as they watch us all rant at them on our little blogs. They need a good slap.

      Love Dotty xxx

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  11. On everybody?

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  12. My feelings exactly!

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  13. Amy

     /  May 10, 2012

    DEAR EVERYONE,

    LOOK LOOK LOOK — EVEN ON MY OWN BLOG THEY’VE TURNED ME INTO AMY!

    LOVE DOTTY DOTTY DOTTY DOTTY DOTTY DOTTY

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    • AND I’VE HAD TO MODERATE MYSELF.

      FUCKERS.

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      • noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! You had to moderate YOU???

        Dotty, you know that space that says..fill in your details below or click an icon to log in? Are you looking at what it says down there? That’s the part I changed. Not sure if that comes up when you are replying on your own blog or not?
        Either way, just so you know, this may just be one of my favorite posts, and I think I’M going to post about this on MY blog, cuz it makes me laugh so hard. Not laughing that you have to deal with the frustration. Laughing at the Hilarious shouty capital, naughty word way you deal with it, and your followers’ responses.
        You are a rockstar, no doubt about it. Keep bein awesome. Love lis xoxo

      • Dear Lisa,

        YES! That’s what it is, that fucking fill it in box, it’s there all the time when it makes me AMY even on my own blog. I daren’t do anything with it in case it fucked soemthing else up. What do I do?

        Love Dotty xxx

    • Dear dotty,

      Perhaps they have mistaken you for the Doctor’s current companion?

      I am now going to see if my blog is as fucked-up as my dreams were last night.

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      • Dear Missus Tribble,

        Hope your blog was okay.

        Is it today you get married? If so, CONGRATULATIONS and I hope you have a lovely, lovely day. If not, oops.

        Love Dotty xxx

  14. Dear Amy, I mean Dotty,

    Have you ranted at WordPress? Called them bleedin’ idgits or leaking colostomy bags? Or has your page become mental as well? Maybe your page has developed ‘others’? Amy…hmmmm.

    Well, you’ll always be Dotty to me. And your ‘like’ on one of my posts (the Swedes, I think – have you collected Sweden?) showed up as the real, one-of-a-kind you.

    Love,
    Magic

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    • Dear Magic,

      I haven’t tried making any comments today. I’ve stayed offline so I wouldn’t be tempted and get annoyed.

      Love Dotty xxx

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  15. Dear Dotty,

    Hmm, I want to know if they’ve changed me into someone else, too.

    Love,
    Owl

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  16. Sod off to those fuckers! I bet Captain Kirk and the Enterprise are behind it all! Amy is most likely your body snatcher Nemesis. She’s no dozey mare, devious plotter that she is, she may just well be after those damn Cumberland Sausages. Give her a few and she just might go away. Best of luck.

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