Shitey Sunday Picture Post – Andy Murray

 

I can’t wait for Wimbledon to start. I don’t watch any sports on telly, they’re all shite, but I like tennis when Andy Murray plays. And when Rafael Nadal plays. I like Andy because he’s OURS and I like Rafa because he’s FIT. Well, Andy can be a BIT FIT sometimes and I think when he gets his jaw problem sorted out he’ll be MORE FIT. I’m going to try and help him –

Look at his nice teeth.

 

 

Here’s a side view of his nice teeth.

 

 

 

We can’t see your full set of nice teeth, Andy!

 

 

 

It’s becoming painful, isn’t it? I’m going to help you close your mouth now –

 

 

 

BOP!

 

Oops! Was that too hard? Sorry!

 

 

Oh well, you’ve got to be cruel to be kind. I might not have made him any FITTER but at least his jaws will be ready for Wimbledon.

 

 

 

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54 Comments

  1. I love Wimbledon too, though as I can see you’ve worked hard to make Andy attractive, well he does have nice teeth I just wish he’d smile more, then he’d relax and win:)

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  2. Dear Dotty,

    What a mouth on that guy. I bet he’ll be grateful for your help! He should be!

    Love,

    Judith

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    • Dear Judith,

      I know. He can show his gratitude by winning. :-)

      Love Dotty xxx

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      • Did he win?

      • Dear Judith,

        I meant winning Wimbledon this year. He always comes second. :-(

        Love Dotty xxx

      • Dear Dotty,

        Sorry! I don’t follow sports at all, with the possible exception of U.S. football, sometimes. I’ll keep my fingers crossed that he breaks through this year!

        Love,

        Judith

      • Dear Judith,

        I don’t like sports either, just Wimbledon. I don’t know what he gets up to during the rest of the tennis year but we haven’t won Wimbledon for a long time and he’s our best hope. :-)

        Love Dotty xxx

  3. Dorothy

     /  May 20, 2012

    Hahahahaa. Now that’s funny and the best thing I’ve seen about Wimbledon or tennis yet!! I watch Gordon Ramsey but I could watch him chasing a green ball in tidy whities anyday.

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  4. i’m tired of andy being runner up. i’d like to see him win.

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  5. Dear Dotty,
    Dying.
    Love,
    Magic

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  6. Grumpy

     /  May 20, 2012

    Dear Dotty,
    You must be careful. Andy may be a Scot, but he’s our only hope. With a mouth that big the ball could easily have dropped into it, choking him, and spoiling any remote chance of victory we have at Wimbledon.

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    • Dear Grumpy,

      MAY BE A SCOT?

      MAY BE A SCOT?

      HUH!

      Love Dotty xxx

      P.S. If he loses this year he could apply for a job as a litter bin for the poshies to throw their strawberry punnets into when they’ve finished scoffing. :-)

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  7. I had to Google him.
    That only made your post funnier. :)

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  8. That side picture looks like he is getting ready to tun into a werewolf…

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  9. Great series of photos Dotty. Still chuckling. Spilled a little of my wine in the process.

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  10. Christ, Dots, he’s just fookin’ ugly. If he had good choppers, he’d be an ugly guy with good teeth.

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    • Dear Dags,

      No, he’s not as ugly as some – Roger Federer is the ugliest thing to have set foot on a tennis court, we should have banned him from Wimbledon just for his fugly face.

      Love Dotty xxx

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  11. That was hilarious! Can’t stop laughing!

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  12. Well Dotty. I like Andy Murray. I read his Biography and everything. I’m a tennis follower through and through. He’s had a bad press for a long time as people misunderstood the comment he made about not following England in some football tournament. I think he has a wicked sense of humour and he has done GB proud. By the way, I loved your little conversation with pouringmyartout. I think you won on the banter court. Game Set and Match. Yay! :)

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