Shitey Sunday Sausage Picture Post

Cumberland Sausages. Did you know I love them?

I can spell my favourite words with them.

I can watch them live free in the wild fields of Cumberland.

and seeing as it’s Sunday, I can appreciate their spiritual beliefs.

I love my Cumberland sausages. I want them to be perfect

so I applied for this job and got it -

Hip hip hooray

A Cumberland sausage a day

Will keep the mentals away

Oh happy happy day

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49 Comments

  1. Dear Dotty,
    I am so proud of you for gaining the lauded position of Inspector of your favorite thing on the planet (aside from me & your other acolytes). Congratulations, and thank you for making me piss myself laughing.
    Love,
    Magic

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  2. Sausage Llama, funny. Is that where Cumberlands come from?

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  3. Ahahahaha! Congratulations Dotty!

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  4. Did you read the job description? It may not be what you think.

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    • Dear Chris,

      If the sausages aren’t perfect I stick a little flag in them so if they’ve conned me they’ll know about it soon enough. :-)

      Love Dotty xxx

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  5. Claire Cappetta

     /  May 27, 2012

    Congrats Dotty! Hmm and the perfect Toad in the hole, oh yum. Try explaining that one to a nonbrit lol :)

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  6. Dear Dotty,

    Congratulations on the new position! I’m sure you’ll do us all proud. I love the Cumberland Sausage Llama, and I’d never heard the Jesus backwards thing, but you’re right! I wish I’d known that when I was in seminary!

    Love,

    Judith

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  7. Sounds like an ideal job, Dotty! Oh, and someone mentioned toad-in-the-hole. I wonder if i can request the kitchen here to make that for us for dinner one day this week? I don’t care if we’re in the middle of a heatwave!!

    Xxx

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    • Dear faithhopechocolate,

      Hello. :-)

      Can I have some please (as long as you make it with Cumberland sausages). :-)

      Love Dotty xxx

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  8. Two less followers for that? Heck they obviously missed some of your previous posts! Lollllllll. That was tame. ;-)

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  9. This is wonderful. I love your pictures Dotty. Have a happy happy sausage Sunday ♥

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  10. Hi Dotty,

    Let’s look at this logically. If your Jesus picture is bad (because it says Jesus is a backwards sausage), that implies that sausages are bad. If sausages are bad, people who like sausages must also be bad. Therefore people like you who like sausages are…. Good. The people who left you were wrong about your Jesus picture being bad and acted on false logic. Maybe one day they will open their mind to sausages and realize the error of their ways.

    The Dead Guy

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    • Dear Dead Guy,

      Maybe they were vegetarians?

      Love Dotty xxx

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      • Even vegetarians like sausages in their own senseless way. They make them from non-sausage ingredients and play make believe that they are good. I had one of those meatless atrocities once. Wait, maybe that’s it. Those two haven’t had a real sausage. Send someone to find them and make them try one. They will love you forever once their eyes have been opened to the truth..

      • Dear Dead Guy,

        Yes, I know – what’s that all about, fake sausages?? Stupid. And I once tried fake bacon — YEEEUUURRRGGHHH! And fake chicken. Idiots. You’re right, I need to hunt them down and convert them.

        Love Dotty xxx

  11. Dotty, my sister lives in Norco with her husband and, among several other pets, three llamas. Please send me the llama sausage recipe so I can send it to her and turn Norco into the Cumberland sausage capital of America!

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    • Dear paralaxvu,

        RECIPE FOR LLAMA SAUSAGES

      Take one llama.

      Peel it.

      Chop it.

      Shape it.

      Stuff it in sausage skin.

      Cook it.

      Eat it.

      Love Dotty xxx

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      • Dear Dotty,
        The recipe sounds hilariously divine… I am just picturing someone peeling a llama like a banana…

        Love,
        -the howler and me

      • Dear the howler and me,

        There’s a poem in there somewhere. ;-)

        Love Dotty xxx

      • Great! I can’t wait to show it to my sister. I won’t even have to explain about you…she knows me (actually, she’s a lot like me, except for the llamas) just like I’m a lot like you (except for the Cumberland sausages).

      • Dear paralaxvu,

        Cumberland sausages are the best thing about me. :-)

        Love Dotty xxx

  12. Dorothy

     /  May 27, 2012

    Dear Dotty,
    The Jesus sausage was the thing that made me laugh the most, that and the llama….hmmm, what does that say about me? I was even saying it backwards!! Good one for a Sunday!
    Love Dorothy

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  13. Spelling with sausages. Wish I had thought of that when I was a teacher! :)

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  14. You are a certified wack job. Best post almost ever. Sausage inspector? Am I not supposed to make fun of you for that? Like for weeks?

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  15. Dear Dotty,

    All bow down to the new Saviour, Susej! :D

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  16. Naughty, naughty girl, you.

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  17. Well, it was the “Jesus joke” that was the deciding factor in me becoming a Dotty Cumberland Sausage loving follower. Lose two….gain one :)

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