Did I Or Didn’t I?
The pale horse galloped
but not in my direction,
at least not last night.
But maybe it did!
Maybe this IS death – a mad
continuation,
a seamless sequel,
infinite persistence of
being what I am.
Here’s a question – if
death is the colour of truth,
what shade is the lie?
Posted by Dotty Headbanger on May 30, 2012
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the howler and me
/ May 30, 2012Dear Dotty,
What IS the shade of a lie? Chartreuse?
Love,
-the howler and me
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 31, 2012Dear the howler and me,
That’s the colour of puke, isn’t it? Then yes.
Love Dotty xxx
misfits' miscellany
/ May 30, 2012Any shade.
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 31, 2012Dear Misfit,
All shades.
Love Dotty xxx
Madame Weebles
/ May 30, 2012Beautiful!
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 31, 2012Dear Mme Weebles,
Thank you, no one’s called me beautiful for a long time.
Love Dotty xxx
Dorothy
/ May 30, 2012Dear Dotty,
The truth is no lie exists and therefore no shade of it exists either. For in death there exists neither there is only what is. Now does that make sense or does that make a headache? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Love Dorothy
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 31, 2012Dear Dorothy,
A headache.
Love Dotty xxx
chrisdevoss
/ May 30, 2012What is the point of dying if it’s just a continuation? Deep thoughts.
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 31, 2012Dear Chris,
We might be dead for all we know. This might be the Universe of the Dead.
Love Dotty xxx
yeltnuh
/ May 30, 2012How did you know I love bricks?!
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 31, 2012Dear yeltnuh,
I didn’t!! But do you really??
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ May 30, 2012Dear Dotty,
For a mental person, you write lovely poetry! And if this is death, I’m glad you can still blog about it!
Love,
Judith
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 31, 2012Dear Judith,
Blogging might the next level.
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ May 31, 2012Dear Dotty,
Love,
Judith
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 31, 2012Dear Judith,
Love Dotty xxx
kzackuslheureux
/ May 30, 2012Dear Dotty,
What is the colour of death? I’d guess the colour of a lie to be “pain” if following this order, or “clear” if using colours…. even the little white lies
Love, Alphabet
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 31, 2012Dear Alphabet,
Little white lies can only be white, can’t they?
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ May 30, 2012Great, now I am going to be running around all day trying to say ‘seamless sequel’ 5 times fast. Thanks.
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 31, 2012Dear pmao,
You’re welcome.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ May 31, 2012Just for that, more Dick Cheney pictures will be forthcoming. Ha! Meddle not in the affairs of Arthurs, for they are subtle and quick to anger…
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 31, 2012Dear pmao,
What if I beg you not to? Not that I would, but what if I did?
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ May 31, 2012But he is such a Dick…
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 31, 2012Dear pmao,
Precisely!
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ May 30, 2012Oh, and bloody brilliant, by the way.
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 31, 2012Dear pmao,
Thank you, I suspected I was.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ May 31, 2012You knew you were.
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 31, 2012Dear pmao,
Well…
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ May 31, 2012You are a sweet, wonderful, nutjob.
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 31, 2012Dear pmao,
It takes one to know one.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ May 31, 2012Ha. But I suppose that’s true.
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 31, 2012Dear pmao,
It is.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ May 31, 2012sigh…
Carr Party of Five
/ May 31, 2012Dear Dotty,
I’ve been doing my thing….looking around on other people’s blogs.
Commenting. Cuz I don’t want to seem to self-absorbed. And there are some fun blogs out there.
And, can I say, I am seriously considering only commenting on your posts from here on out.
I don’t think anybody else in the Blogging World gets me…or my little Comments. Well, I think Roly does too. It’s only you and Roly.
I’m like a little kid running home after her first day in a new school.
Can I have a Diet Coke? It’s been a long day. Already.
In serious appreciation of your Dottyness,
Lis xoxo
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 31, 2012Dear Lisa,
Sit down, here’s a Diet Coke. And a Cumberland sausage sandwich. And a couple of Hobnobs.
Don’t stop commenting on people’s stuff, if they don’t get you that’s their problem, the next one might. And there’s always me to come back to.
Love Dotty xxx
Carr Party of Five
/ May 31, 2012P.S. Jemima just made me laugh. Again. Her little roving eyes crack me up. For real.
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 31, 2012Dear Lisa,
She’s terrible but sweet isn’t she? Like ME!
Love Dotty xxx
Carr Party of Five
/ May 31, 2012Dear Dotty,
It’s true!!
Love Lisa
xoxo
Also, I’m feelin much more chipper now. Thank you kindly♥
Dotty Headbanger
/ May 31, 2012Dear Lisa,
Good.
Love Dotty xxx
Lady Marilyn Kay Dennis
/ May 31, 2012Very deep. Perhaps we’re all dead.
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 1, 2012Dear Lady Dennis,
It’s possible. Everything’s possible.
Love Dotty xxx
magicallymad
/ June 11, 2012Dear Dotty,
“…or seen the ravens black as night upon the windswept sky.” ~Pogues
That’s what color.
Love,
Magic
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 11, 2012Dear magic,
Yes.
Love Dotty xxx
lowerarchy
/ September 2, 2012Tory party blue?
D xx
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 4, 2012Dear Dave,
Huh. Fuckers.
Love Dotty xxx
lowerarchy
/ September 4, 2012Fuckers is too nice a word for them
D xx
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 4, 2012Dear Dave,
Love Dotty xxx
lowerarchy
/ September 4, 2012Madam, I used to teach the history of swear words at college – honest. It went down well with the little fuckers…
But they still came back the next week.
D xx
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 5, 2012Dear Dave,
Of course they’d return.
Love Dotty xxx
lowerarchy
/ September 5, 2012Then other lecturers complained I was making the kids ‘unteachable’
This was in the engineering dept – I taught them English, general studies and communications – because most of the staff just read out of books for the students to copy down. Of course that isn’t teaching, but most staff didn’t care much about service and refrigeration engineers.
One lives and learns or doesn’t
Madam, I live and remain etc.
D xx
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 5, 2012Dear Dave,
INFIDELS. Swearing is good for the soul and the mental bits inside your head.
Love Dotty xxx
lowerarchy
/ September 5, 2012As always
D xx