Shitey Sunday Picture Post – Llamas And Their Hairstyles

 

This Shitey Sunday Picture Post is all about LLAMAS AND THEIR HAIRSTYLES. Llama hair is a big money-raking part of the animal beauty industry along with pig plastic surgery (liposuction, tummy tucks, nose jobs), nail care for birds of prey (French polishing is very popular at the moment), and skincare for elephants and other dry animals, (Note: Non of the products are tested on humans. They swear they’re not).

 

 

THE OXFORD FLOP

for the young, educated llama who knows about

lonely clouds and daffodils.

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THE POM-POM

for that special occasion

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THE BUFFALO

I AM a buffalo. I AM.

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THE CATWALK

London. Paris. Milan. New York.

(Please can I have a biscuit? Please? Just one?)

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THE DISCO BOFF

Yes sir, I can boogey

all night looooooong.

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THE SID VICIOUS

It’s a nice day for a WHITE WEDDING

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THE GAWKY GEEK

It’s not fair. I try to fit in, but they don’t want me.

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THE SUPREME

Because I’m worth it.

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SHORT BACK AND SIDES

Hello. My name’s Andrew and I like cricket.

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THE TOUSLED DONKEY

eeee-aww, eeee-aww, eeee-aww

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87 Comments

  1. Dear Dotty,
    I needed a good hearty laugh this morning, THANK YOU!!!
    Love,
    -the howler and me

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  2. Homophone alert!

    I like Paul Merton’s line: “I can’t wait to for the Dalai Lama and Barack Obama to have a fight, so I can see the headline: OBAMA LAMA DING-DONG!”

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  3. You are the Dolly Llama.

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  4. Dear dotty,

    As soon as I saw the Pom-Pom I immediately squealed and shouted “It’s Dwayne Dibley”!

    My husband looked at me as if he’s only just realised that I am completely off my rocker, although he has known this for quite some years now.

    Love, Missus Tribble xxx

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  5. I had all of those hairstyles in the 80s.

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  6. When investing in a new hairstyle I like to take a photo along to the stylist for reference. I think I’ll go for the Oxford Flop.

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  7. Dear Dotty,

    Thanks to your shitey pictures, my morning is looking much less shitey. Thank you.

    Love,
    Kathy

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  8. Dear Dotty,

    I never realized how emo llamas are.

    xoxo Mme Weebles

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    • Dear Mme Weebles,

      Sorry but what’s emo? I remember a weird and hilarious comedian called Emo Philips from the late eighties, early nineties – is it him?

      Love Dotty xxx

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  9. I’ll take the pom pom, pullease!

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  10. Dear Dotty,
    I showed my newly 11-yr old boy.
    We were both laughing so hard to we couldn’t make a sound.
    Who knew Dotty could be children-appropriate?!
    I’m still wiping tears.
    AWESOME WITH AWESOME SAUCE!!!
    Love,Lis
    xoxo

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    • Dear Lisa,

      I LOVE children. Everyone will tell you how much I love my nieces, THE BERSERKERS. I’m very good with them. I don’t often brag, I’m too modest for that, but if you want to see how good I am with children there are two posts you could read if you want, the first one is BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, then the one that follows that, Dotty Settles The Berserkers And Tells Them A Story (A Good One).
      The link to the link page is HERE

      Love Dotty xxx

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  11. Reblogged this on Carr party of five and commented:
    Happy Sunday!!! If you don’t laugh…get counseling.

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  12. This is the best thing I have ever seen in my life. Are they real pictures? Now go look at my new London post.

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    • Dear pmao,

      Yes, I think they’re real. Google gave me them.

      I’ll be there soon, I’m answering comments.

      Love Dotty xxx

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  13. Dear Dotty,

    A brilliant post!!!! I’m laughing my ass off!

    Love,

    Judith

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  14. I think I had a haircut like ‘The Supreme’ back in the 80s.

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  15. I’ve seen some of these hairstyles on humans…they look better on the Llamas:P

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  16. themonsterunderyourbed

     /  June 3, 2012

    Reblogged this on nevertrustanalligator and commented:
    Why do I find this so funny?? :D

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  17. My sides are hurting from all the laughter. This was brilliant! Hysterically funny! Hysteria has definitely set in now. Love all the photos and your comments on them. I’m going to try to reblog this. (I’ve never done it before but just have to try – this is too good.)

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    • Dear Lady Dennis,

      Don’t get hysterical, you’ll hyperventilate and faint and your butler will have to fetch the smelling salts. :-)

      Love Dotty xxx

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  18. Reblogged this on Splatter and commented:
    I have never reblogged anything before, but this is too hysterically funny, so I just have to do it.

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  19. OMG, those were hilarious!

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  20. free penny press

     /  June 4, 2012

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!.. Funniest post I read in weeks.. hilarious..

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  21. I may have to speak to my hair dresser about trying something different :) Funny!!

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  22. Reblogged this on awindowintothewoods and commented:
    I had to reblog this….I’m thinking about getting a new hair-do!

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  23. Oh well, why not…just too funny..I re-blogged this…AWESOME!

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  24. Bwahahaha! I think i should do the short back and sides. It’s so humid here in Phuket, that my hair just collapses in an heap. ;)

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  25. tutankhamon661

     /  June 4, 2012

    Great :)

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  26. bpshielsy

     /  June 4, 2012

    Where do you get this stuff from. Genius, Pure Genius!

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  27. kzackuslheureux

     /  June 4, 2012

    Dear Dotty,
    I Fucking love llamas! Thank you!
    Love, Alphabet

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  28. I’ve sent this to my sister, who lives with her husband and many animals, among them 3 llamas, in Norco, CA. Thanks for adding to my and my sister’s level of satisfaction in the day! (and perhaps giving my brother-in-law some new ideas for shearing…)

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  29. This is absolutely stunning and made me laugh out loud!

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  30. Dear Dotty,
    Oh how I’ve missed your blog! Thank you for the magical llamas.
    Love,
    Magic

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  31. I went out wiht a girl in my teens who sported at least four of those haute coiffe thingys. Brilliant stuff.

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  32. Too cute, but it’s a toss up between Disco Boff and Sid Vicious.

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    • Dear www,

      I actually got the Sid Vicious thing wrong but no one pulled me up on it and I didn’t realise till much later – it was Billy Idol who sang White Wedding. :oops:

      Love Dotty xxx

      Reply

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