This Shitey Sunday Picture Post is all about LLAMAS AND THEIR HAIRSTYLES. Llama hair is a big money-raking part of the animal beauty industry along with pig plastic surgery (liposuction, tummy tucks, nose jobs), nail care for birds of prey (French polishing is very popular at the moment), and skincare for elephants and other dry animals, (Note: Non of the products are tested on humans. They swear they’re not).
THE OXFORD FLOP
for the young, educated llama who knows about
lonely clouds and daffodils.
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THE POM-POM
for that special occasion
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THE BUFFALO
I AM a buffalo. I AM.
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THE CATWALK
London. Paris. Milan. New York.
(Please can I have a biscuit? Please? Just one?)
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THE DISCO BOFF
Yes sir, I can boogey
all night looooooong.
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THE SID VICIOUS
It’s a nice day for a WHITE WEDDING
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THE GAWKY GEEK
It’s not fair. I try to fit in, but they don’t want me.
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THE SUPREME
Because I’m worth it.
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SHORT BACK AND SIDES
Hello. My name’s Andrew and I like cricket.
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THE TOUSLED DONKEY
eeee-aww, eeee-aww, eeee-aww
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the howler and me
/ June 3, 2012Dear Dotty,
I needed a good hearty laugh this morning, THANK YOU!!!
Love,
-the howler and me
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 3, 2012Dear the howler and me,
You’re welcome.
Love Dotty xxx
misfits' miscellany
/ June 3, 2012Homophone alert!
I like Paul Merton’s line: “I can’t wait to for the Dalai Lama and Barack Obama to have a fight, so I can see the headline: OBAMA LAMA DING-DONG!”
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 3, 2012Dear Misfit,
HA HA HA HA HA HA
I hadn’t heard that one.
Love Dotty xxx
Dorothy
/ June 4, 2012I wish there was a like button….I would keep hitting it!!!!!
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 4, 2012Dear Dorothy,
Love Dotty xxx
misfits' miscellany
/ June 3, 2012You are the Dolly Llama.
misfits' miscellany
/ June 3, 2012I was thinking Dotty…and dotty.
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 3, 2012Dear Misfit,
Yep.
Love Dotty xxx
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 3, 2012Dear Misfit,
Dotty the Dolly-Llama. Yes, I could do that.
Love Dotty xxx
Missus Tribble
/ June 3, 2012Dear dotty,
As soon as I saw the Pom-Pom I immediately squealed and shouted “It’s Dwayne Dibley”!
My husband looked at me as if he’s only just realised that I am completely off my rocker, although he has known this for quite some years now.
Love, Missus Tribble xxx
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 3, 2012Dear Missus Tribble,
Dwayne Dibley – HA HA HA HA HA. I’m beginning to think Mr Tribble is a brave man.
Love Dotty xxx
Missus Tribble
/ June 3, 2012Dear Dotty,
Mr Tribble isn’t brave – it’s all his fault!
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 3, 2012Dear Missus Tribble,
Love Dotty xxx
Christopher De Voss
/ June 3, 2012I had all of those hairstyles in the 80s.
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 3, 2012Dear Chris,
I know. Your wife gave me the pictures.
Love Dotty xxx
ziggyshortcrust
/ June 3, 2012When investing in a new hairstyle I like to take a photo along to the stylist for reference. I think I’ll go for the Oxford Flop.
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 3, 2012Dear Ziggy,
It’ll suit you.
Love Dotty xxx
Kathy V.
/ June 3, 2012Dear Dotty,
Thanks to your shitey pictures, my morning is looking much less shitey. Thank you.
Love,
Kathy
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 3, 2012Dear Kathy,
You’re welcome.
Love Dotty xxx
Madame Weebles
/ June 3, 2012Dear Dotty,
I never realized how emo llamas are.
xoxo Mme Weebles
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 3, 2012Dear Mme Weebles,
Sorry but what’s emo? I remember a weird and hilarious comedian called Emo Philips from the late eighties, early nineties – is it him?
Love Dotty xxx
Sword-chinned bitch
/ June 3, 2012I’ll take the pom pom, pullease!
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 3, 2012Dear Swordy,
I’ll just get my scissors.
Love Dotty xxx
Carr Party of Five
/ June 3, 2012Dear Dotty,
I showed my newly 11-yr old boy.
We were both laughing so hard to we couldn’t make a sound.
Who knew Dotty could be children-appropriate?!
I’m still wiping tears.
AWESOME WITH AWESOME SAUCE!!!
Love,Lis
xoxo
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 3, 2012Dear Lisa,
I LOVE children. Everyone will tell you how much I love my nieces, THE BERSERKERS. I’m very good with them. I don’t often brag, I’m too modest for that, but if you want to see how good I am with children there are two posts you could read if you want, the first one is BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, then the one that follows that, Dotty Settles The Berserkers And Tells Them A Story (A Good One).
The link to the link page is HERE
Love Dotty xxx
Carr Party of Five
/ June 3, 2012Reblogged this on Carr party of five and commented:
Happy Sunday!!! If you don’t laugh…get counseling.
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 3, 2012Dear Lisa,
Thank you.
Love Dotty xxx
Carr Party of Five
/ June 3, 2012Dear Dotty,
No..thank you!!!
You are such a gift♥
Lis
xoxo
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 3, 2012Dear Lisa,
No, thank YOU.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ June 3, 2012This is the best thing I have ever seen in my life. Are they real pictures? Now go look at my new London post.
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 3, 2012Dear pmao,
Yes, I think they’re real. Google gave me them.
I’ll be there soon, I’m answering comments.
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ June 3, 2012Dear Dotty,
A brilliant post!!!! I’m laughing my ass off!
Love,
Judith
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 3, 2012Dear Judith,
Thank you. Your Tousled Donkey ass?
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ June 3, 2012Know what? That’s the one that looks most like me!!
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 3, 2012Dear Judith,
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
You made a spray of chewed Cumberland sausage sandwich fly out of my gob onto the screen.
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ June 3, 2012Dear Dotty,
I’m sorry to make you waste the sausage. Thanks for the laughs today!
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 4, 2012Dear Judith,
Oh, it wasn’t wasted, I picked it off and ate it.
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ June 4, 2012Pete Denton
/ June 3, 2012I think I had a haircut like ‘The Supreme’ back in the 80s.
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 3, 2012Dear Pete,
That one reminded me of Limahl.
Love Dotty xxx
Pete Denton
/ June 3, 2012It is a haircut I deeply regret.
A shaven head is so much better. I hope Llamas never work out how to use clippers.
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 3, 2012Dear Pete,
Do you mean like this? (Fingers crossed it works!!)
Love Dotty xxx
Pete Denton
/ June 3, 2012I take that back. That is equally hilarious
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 3, 2012Dear Pete,
I prefer Limahl the llama. This poor thing is so light without its hair it’s hovering.
Love Dotty xxx
therabbitholez
/ June 3, 2012I’ve seen some of these hairstyles on humans…they look better on the Llamas:P
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 3, 2012Dear trh,
I know – I was going to do a post of look-a-likes but I couldn’t be bothered.
Love Dotty xxx
themonsterunderyourbed
/ June 3, 2012Reblogged this on nevertrustanalligator and commented:
Why do I find this so funny??
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 3, 2012Dear tmuyb,
Thank you.
Love Dotty xxx
Lady Marilyn Kay Dennis
/ June 3, 2012My sides are hurting from all the laughter. This was brilliant! Hysterically funny! Hysteria has definitely set in now. Love all the photos and your comments on them. I’m going to try to reblog this. (I’ve never done it before but just have to try – this is too good.)
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 3, 2012Dear Lady Dennis,
Don’t get hysterical, you’ll hyperventilate and faint and your butler will have to fetch the smelling salts.
Love Dotty xxx
Lady Marilyn Kay Dennis
/ June 3, 2012Reblogged this on Splatter and commented:
I have never reblogged anything before, but this is too hysterically funny, so I just have to do it.
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 3, 2012Dear Lady Dennis,
Thank you.
Love Dotty xxx
Tammy @ LaughingAtEverydayLife
/ June 4, 2012OMG, those were hilarious!
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 4, 2012Dear Brick,
Love Dotty xxx
free penny press
/ June 4, 2012hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!.. Funniest post I read in weeks.. hilarious..
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 4, 2012Dear fpp,
Love Dotty xxx
zannyro
/ June 4, 2012I may have to speak to my hair dresser about trying something different
Funny!!
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 4, 2012Dear zannyro,
Which do you prefer? I think The Catwalk would suit you.
Love Dotty xxx
zannyro
/ June 4, 2012Reblogged this on awindowintothewoods and commented:
I had to reblog this….I’m thinking about getting a new hair-do!
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 4, 2012Dear zannyro,
Thank you.
Love Dotty xxx
zannyro
/ June 4, 2012Oh well, why not…just too funny..I re-blogged this…AWESOME!
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 4, 2012Dear zannyro,
Love Dotty xxx
adinparadise
/ June 4, 2012Bwahahaha! I think i should do the short back and sides. It’s so humid here in Phuket, that my hair just collapses in an heap.
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 4, 2012Dear ad,
Perfect choice!
Love Dotty xxx
tutankhamon661
/ June 4, 2012Great
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 4, 2012Dear tut,
Love Dotty xxx
psychowatcher
/ June 4, 2012Dotty Headbanger
/ June 4, 2012Dear psycho,
THIS IS FUCKING BRILLIANT!
AND IT HAS A BRICK IN IT!
Love Dotty xxx
psychowatcher
/ June 4, 2012I amso happy that you like it!
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 5, 2012Dear psycho,
Love Dotty xxx
bpshielsy
/ June 4, 2012Where do you get this stuff from. Genius, Pure Genius!
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 4, 2012Dear shielsy,
My friend Google gives me them.
Love Dotty xxx
kzackuslheureux
/ June 4, 2012Dear Dotty,
I Fucking love llamas! Thank you!
Love, Alphabet
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 4, 2012Dear Alphabet,
You’re welcome.
Love Dotty xxx
paralaxvu
/ June 4, 2012I’ve sent this to my sister, who lives with her husband and many animals, among them 3 llamas, in Norco, CA. Thanks for adding to my and my sister’s level of satisfaction in the day! (and perhaps giving my brother-in-law some new ideas for shearing…)
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 4, 2012Dear paralaxvu,
If he comes up with any new styles tell him to give you the pictures.
Love Dotty xxx
H2O by Joanna
/ June 4, 2012This is absolutely stunning and made me laugh out loud!
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 5, 2012Dear Joanna,
They’re cute, aren’t they?
Love Dotty xxx
H2O by Joanna
/ June 5, 2012Oooh yes Dotty…they are!!!! thanks for sharing!
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 5, 2012Dear Joanna,
Love Dotty xxx
magicallymad
/ June 11, 2012Dear Dotty,
Oh how I’ve missed your blog! Thank you for the magical llamas.
Love,
Magic
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 11, 2012Dear magic,
You’re welcome. They were cute, weren’t they?
Love Dotty xxx
gingerfightback
/ June 17, 2012I went out wiht a girl in my teens who sported at least four of those haute coiffe thingys. Brilliant stuff.
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 17, 2012Dear ginger,
All at once?
Love Dotty xxx
waywardweed
/ July 24, 2012Too cute, but it’s a toss up between Disco Boff and Sid Vicious.
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 25, 2012Dear www,
I actually got the Sid Vicious thing wrong but no one pulled me up on it and I didn’t realise till much later – it was Billy Idol who sang White Wedding.
Love Dotty xxx