This is your last chance to see Venus dawdling across the Sun. We’ll all be dead the next time she comes by.
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Venus Has A Little Trot Across The Sun
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Posted by Dotty Headbanger on June 5, 2012
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/ June 5, 2012Dear Misfit,
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/ June 5, 2012I know Venus well, she’s got a Narcissistic Personality Disorder, and I’m rather glad when the sky is covered, then I know she’s not stalking me.
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/ June 5, 2012Dear Dotty,
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/ June 5, 2012Dear Judith,
Thank you, she is beautiful, isn’t she?
We’ve got a sky full of clouds.
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/ June 5, 2012Dear Dotty,
Thank you. At least I can see your Venus without fear of going blind and seeing annoying flashes of light or having a migraine afterwards. Here I won’t be seeing anything other than this white sky and if I look up while being outdoors my glasses will immediately be covered in a fine mocking mist…..ha ha….you can’t see….ha ha…you can’t see. And cold too. This is June for heaven’s sake and I had to turn my heat on for my dear old Dad. I think it’s a conspiracy by the oil company.
Love Dorothy
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/ June 5, 2012Dear Dorothy,
Same here, I had to turn the fire on for a couple of hours. No chance of seeing Venus. Oh well.
Love Dotty xxx
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/ June 5, 2012is this the Venus in Blue Jeans?
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/ June 6, 2012Dear Daniel,
It would have been if he hadn’t taken them off. He’s such an exhibitionist!
Love Dotty xxx
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/ June 5, 2012see: – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQg-eOqDoL8
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/ June 6, 2012Dear Daniel,
I love this one.
Love Dotty xxx
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/ June 5, 2012Your graphics continue to scare me.
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/ June 6, 2012Dear Robin,
But there are flowers in this one!
Love Dotty xxx
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/ June 7, 2012I missed it. But that’s ok, I already almost burned out my retinas with the lunar eclipse. Plus I plan to be around the next time Venus crosses the sun. Only 105 years away. That should put me around the early stages of middle age when it happens again.
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/ June 7, 2012Dear Dead Guy,
I didn’t think dead guys aged at all.
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I chose my own terms that allow me to live a crazy long full life without needing an unattainable amount of money, feeding off others, or starting to rot before it’s my time for a dirt nap.
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/ June 8, 2012Dear Dead Guy,
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I haven’t seen the person who told me that since, but I think he realized I don’t like long term debt.. So now I have a crazy long life. I think sanity is overrated anyways and I don’t miss it a bit.
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 8, 2012Dear Dead Guy,
I wanted to be an undertaker when I grew up. Or a sales rep.
I’ll take your word for it that sanity is overrated – I’ve never had it, I have no way of knowing.
Love Dotty xxx
thedeadguy666
/ June 8, 2012I thought about undertaker, but you can’t date the clients, I would have to cut my hair, and then there are the bereaved relatives. There goes half the fun. I have been told I resemble the American soap star The Undertaker though.
I bet you would have been a good sales rep. I always like the crazy ones. Have you thought about infomercials? You could film them at home. I know you have been on the telly before, but how do you feel about being broadcast on it?
Dotty Headbanger
/ June 8, 2012Dear Dead Guy,
No, no telly. I don’t do cameras, I’ve said umpteen times they’re the tools of Beelzebub. I wanted to drive most of the day to an appointment that lasted 5 minutes, then stay in a hotel and do the same the next day and the next and the next, wandering around the country forever.
Or I wanted to drive the hearses – I’ve always wanted one, if I could go out I could get LOADS of shopping bags in the back of a hearse.
Love Dotty xxx