Shitey Sunday Picture Post – Slimey D. Scameron, The Sea Pig Prime Minister

Slimey D. Scameron is one of the most hated

Prime Ministers Britain has ever known.

This is the story of his life.

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BABY SLIMEY

Slimey D. Scameron was neglected from a very early age.

Left out in the cold in all weathers, not a bonnet to  keep his

tentacles warm, he knew that life would always be a

terrible struggle for him.

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SCHOOLBOY SCAMERON

Waiting for his dinner in the dining hall of his boarding school,

Slimey D. Scameron dreaded the bullying taunts of his classmates.

Every single miserable day, when his dinner arrived and he started

to tuck in to the lovely grub, the name-calling began –

‘Scameron sea-pig the soup-sucker!’

Fat Scameron the sausage snaffler!

‘Gluttony hoggy food-pig!

and every single miserable day he left the dining hall in tears .

Poor Slimey D. Scameron.

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SCAMERON THE STUDENT

Ignored and despised by scholars and professors,

Slimey D. Scameron spent his student years alone.

No wild, druggy parties for Slimey D. Scameron! No floozies!

No flights of fancy! No fun!

Just loneliness and misery and a longing for the day

when he could shoot them all.

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PRIME MINISTER SCAMERON

He didn’t shoot the college up! Slimey D. Scameron found a better

way to get his own back on EVERYONE.

He became the PRIME MINISTER.

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SLIMEY D. SCAMERON WITH THE QUEEN

 And this is Slimey D. Scameron today,

walking companion of The Queen,

SUCCESSFUL and UNTOUCHABLE.

But at night, in bed, he still cries and cries

and sobs and sobs because with all his status

and power PEOPLE STILL CALL HIM NAMES.

Poor, poor Slimey D. Scameron.

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55 Comments

  1. Dear Dotty,
    Those are some wonderful pictures and what a creepy looking Prime Minister you have there…. eesh! Scares the White Baby Jesus right out of me.
    Love,
    -the howler and me

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  2. Vote for Dotty!

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  3. Dorothy

     /  June 24, 2012

    Dear Dotty,
    Perhaps he should consider getting cosmetic surgery? Although I believe we are who we are, fuck the world. They are making remarkable advancements in face transplants. Maybe you could try out a few different faces on him first to see how he’d look with a new face.
    Love Dorothy

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  4. Dear Dotty. Bang goes your Knighthood! xxx

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  5. Nearly fell off my chair laughing- love it! Hooray for Shitey Sundays!!

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  6. Dear Dotty,

    At the next general election I think I’m going to draw a square with the name “Dalek Caan” next to it and I can put a cross in that one.

    This will, of course, render my ballot paper defaced and void, but all other parties need to be eradicated by the Doctor because they are full of shite and are probably Slitheens in disguise.

    Love, Missus Tribble xxx

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    • Dear Missus Tribble,

      Hope you had a nice weekend away. :-)

      I once voted for Colin Firth’s chest.

      Love Dotty xxx

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      • Dear Dotty,

        I had a wonderful weekend thank you, and I shall blog about it tomorrow when the Spoon Fairy arrives during my sleep.

        I would vote for Colin Firth’s chest any time.

        Love, Missus Tribble xxx

      • Dear Missus Tribble,

        Two votes already – Colin Firth’s chest for Prime Minister!! :-)

        Love Dotty xxx

  7. Could you do him with a side parting or on second thoughts just have him done?

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  8. That is one scary picture. It’s even scarier that they are in power…

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  9. I almost feel bad for the guy, being that slimey. I’d love to see you give the Dotty Treatment to Gordon Brown (unless you have already)!

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    • Dear Mme Weebles,

      I KNOW A SONG ABOUT HIM – The Stranglers sang it!!

      ♬ ♪ ♬ Gordon Brown, texture like sun,
      Lay me down with Madame Weebles
      Throughout the night
      Everything’s right
      Never a frown, with Gordon Brown ♬♬ ♪

      Love Dotty xxx

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  10. You need help……. :D

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  11. Poor Slimy D. Scameron…we Americans hardly knew ye…but I’ll bet ye had a lot of friends in high places on this side of the ocean, eh?

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    • Dear paralaxvu,

      The only friend in high places he has is when he tries to climb as high up your President, Mr Barack Obama’s ARSE as he can get.

      Love Dotty xxx

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  12. An apt description of Mr Cameron, I bet he leaves a blue sticky trail wherever he goes.

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  13. Quality .. I like that a lot .. you should do one on his arch play thing ded willihand lol

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  14. Dear Dotty,
    Please keep your Prime Minister away from my President, if you can. Use the bricks perhaps?
    Love, Magic

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  15. Ha, this reminds me of that Blackadder episode with William Pitt the Younger . . .

    Also, where’s the Doctor when you need him? Isn’t he supposed to be saving you British lot from the monsters that are always infiltrating your country? Don’t tell me Doctor Who is a myth?! You’ll crush my ambitions of meeting him one day and going on adventures. (Though poor chance of that already, since he seems to like you Brits.)

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  16. kzackuslheureux

     /  June 25, 2012

    Dear Dotty,
    I don’t know if I am more jealous of your photo crapping skills our your genius.
    Love, Alphabet

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  17. I am sorry to say that I think he is absolutely adorable. I want to purchase a stuffed toy version of him so I can snuggle with it at night. Sorry he is messing up your country, but he can’t be worse than Bush and Cheney, and he is lots cuter…

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  18. Fucking ‘ell Dotty – you swear too fucking much and scare me with those pics of the prime minister. ugh!
    regards

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  19. Reblogged this on DOG Sharon and commented:
    Now the truth about Scameron’s early life – soon to be made into a major motion picture by Disney/Pixar

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  20. Brilliant and scary – I wish I’d done this…

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  21. Hey Dotty

    Haven’t had any posts from you for a while. Is everything okay?

    Reply

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