HE’S THROUGH TO THE FINAL!!!!
GO ON, ANDY!!
DO YOUR COSMIC ORDERING A LITTLE BIT MORE AND YOU’LL WIN!!!
AND ON SUNDAY MAKE SURE YOU SMASH A SHOT AT FEDERER’S BOLLOCKS
LIKE YOU DID TO TSONGA TODAY!!! HA HA HA HA HA ! THAT WAS FUNNY -
ESPECIALLY WHEN HE WAS CURLED UP ON THE GROUND AND SOMEONE
IN THE CROWD SHOUTED ‘NEW BALLS PLEASE!!’
Posted by Dotty Headbanger on July 6, 2012
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Maggie O'C
/ July 6, 2012Dear Dotty,
I’ve gotta go with Federer.
Love,
Maggie
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 6, 2012Dear Maggie,
Huh.
Why would you root for the loser?
Love Dotty xxx
Maggie O'C
/ July 6, 2012Dear Dotty,
I want to see Roger tie Sampras’ record.
Sorry about Andy.
Love, Maggie
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 6, 2012Dear Maggie,
If Tsonga had won today I’d have been cheering for Federer because Tsonga is French and TRUE British people do not like the French though we have to pretend to for the sake of politeness.
But Andy’s going to win.
Love Dotty xxx
Maggie O'C
/ July 6, 2012Dear Dotty,
Why do we all have to pretend to like the French?
Love,
Maggie
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 6, 2012Dear Maggie,
Political correctness.
Love Dotty xxx
gingerfightback
/ July 6, 2012He’s no Henman though! (Thank Gawd – “come on Tiger!”)
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 6, 2012Dear Ginger,
I never liked Henman. I still don’t.
Love Dotty xxx
Madame Weebles
/ July 6, 2012Dear Dotty,
I’m rooting for Andy as well. But I still miss McEnroe even after all these years. Also, when I was growing up I heard everyone around me pronouncing it “Wimbleton” with a hard “T” sound. I was so surprised the first time I saw it written. I had no idea there was a D in there. Go figure.
xoxo Mme Weebles
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 6, 2012Dear Mme Weebles,
McEnroe is a commentator now! He can be funny – today, after the ball hit Tsonga in the bollocks and they showed it in slow motion, he said he didn’t think the ball had hit him so high – he wanted Hawkeye to judge it.
Love Dotty xxx
Madame Weebles
/ July 6, 2012He’s great as a commentator—he really can be very funny.
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 6, 2012Dear Mme Weeble,
I like how he takes the mick out of himself.
Love Dotty xxx
Madame Weebles
/ July 6, 2012HAHAHAHAHA nice one Dotty!!
Carr Party of Five
/ July 6, 2012Dear Madame,
I DO remember McEnroe!
This guy’s flair for the dramatic reminds me of him!!
Total drama island!
Thank you for the remembering!!!
Now I’m chuckling.
Lisa
xoxoxo
Madame Weebles
/ July 6, 2012I loved him and his drama. He was great to watch. I saw McEnroe once at the US Open several years ago, he was en route to the commentators’ booth and I was walking alongside him going down the corridor. I wanted to say something but I was so tongue-tied that I couldn’t.
Carr Party of Five
/ July 7, 2012Dear Madame,
YOu know what would have been awesome??
whispering right behind him:
“You canNOT be SERIOUS!”
I woulda paid you 20 bucks.
Lisa
Carr Party of Five
/ July 6, 2012Dear Dotty,
I don’t follow tennis….but this guy is HILARIOUS!
His facial expressions are awesome.
And ….for some reason…it makes me giggle…that you love him so much.
Love him up Dotty!!!
Love, Lis
xoxoxoxo
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 6, 2012Dear Lisa,
Britain loves him too – and if they don’t yet, they will when he wins on Sunday.
Love Dotty xxx
Christine.
/ July 6, 2012Dear Dotty,
YAY!!!!!!!! Andy’s through to the FINAL. I am overcome with emotion. Tsonga was brilliant too. Shame about the blow to the danglies! I can’t wait for Sunday. Can’t believe Jok-a-vich (can’t spell it) is out. By the way, don’t like how McEnroe has to call him ‘Joke a vich’. Sue Barker always repeats it after he says it but says it properly. Murray mound will be full of screaming Brits wearing ginger ‘see yew Jimmy’ wigs. Oh! Did I say how excited I am? I am. Thanks Dotty for liking him as much as me. Love Chris xx
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 6, 2012Dear Christine,
I’ve done a new post with the bollock-belting photo!
I was stunned when Rafa was out – I couldn’t believe it.
I’ll be GLUED to the telly on Sunday.
Love Dotty xxx
Christine.
/ July 6, 2012Dear Dotty,
I will be too. I thought Nadal would’ve been in the final. However, it’s fantastic that our Andy will be there instead. I am heading off now to find the post about the unfortunate incident mentioned before.
Love Chris
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 6, 2012Dear Christine,
Federer’s getting old and he’s got a dicky back. If Andy can hold his nerve, he’s in there.
Love Dotty xxx
Christine.
/ July 6, 2012Dear Dotty,
Is 30 old? I suppose for tennis it is. Yeah, whatever helps him can only be good. Hope his ankle holds out. he did have a nasty tumble today. Oh let’s wait and see.
Love Chris
x
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 6, 2012Dear Christine,
Fingers crossed.
Love Dotty xxx
garry williams blog
/ July 6, 2012i am starting to think its his year! normally he wouldve choked after losing the 3rd set! RF is a legend in the game but its about time we had a winner
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 6, 2012Dear Garry,
The interviewer asked him why he’s started doing that pointing at the sky thing but he won’t tell – I think he’s been doing a bit of Cosmic Ordering and the pointing thing is him thanking the Universe for the win.
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ July 7, 2012Dear Dotty,
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Love,
Judith
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 7, 2012Dear Judith,
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ July 7, 2012Take a deep breath.
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 7, 2012Dear pmao,
Can I exhale now?
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ July 7, 2012Oh, sorry, go ahead.
Grumpy
/ July 7, 2012Dear Dotty,
Poor Andy! All this hype! All the pressure of expectation on his shoulders! Mark my words, there’s bound to be tears before bedtime!
Grumpy x
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 7, 2012Dear Grumpy,
No, don’t jinx him!!!
Love Dotty xxx
Missus Tribble
/ July 7, 2012Dear Dotty,
I don’t watch Wimbledon, but I do wish I’d seen this!
Love, Missus Tribble xxx
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 7, 2012Dear Missus Tribble,
It was brilliant!
Love Dotty xxx
PAZ
/ July 7, 2012Dear Dotty,
Andy is ESPECIALLY cute when he’s doing his cosmic orderings!
Love xoxoxxx
PAZ
/ July 7, 2012p.s. I’ll have to watch the final tomorrow even though I haven’t been keeping up until now that you mention it.
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 7, 2012Dear PAZ,
A lot of ladies think so.
Yes, watch it – it’ll be a great match.
Love Dotty xxx