Shitey Sunday Picture Post – This Is Very Funny If I Do Say So Myself And You Should Look At It And Laugh And Laugh And Laugh

 

I know it’s Saturday, not Sunday, but tomorrow I’ll be watching the Final so I’m doing the Shitey Sunday post today instead. It’s about ANDY MURRAY. Have you heard of him?

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THIS IS ANDY A SPLIT SECOND BEFORE HE SWALLOWED A TENNIS BALL 

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CLOSE YOUR MOUTH, ANDY! CLOSE IT!

DON’T LET IT IN!

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GULP!

GULP!

NO, IT’S STUCK.

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AND THEN IT WENT DOWN A BIT – BUT IT GOT STUCK

IN HIS THROAT AND HE HAD TO  SPEND AN HOUR

COMMUNICATING WITH THE COSMOS

TO GET IT TO SLIDE ALL THE WAY DOWN

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IT’S A MIRACLE!

THE UNIVERSE ANSWERED HIS PLEAS

AND MADE THE TENNIS BALL PLUMMET STRAIGHT

THROUGH HIS BODY ALL THE WAY DOWN TO HIS CROTCH

AND HE WAS ABLE TO PLAY AGAIN!

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ABRACADABRA!

ALAKAZAM!

HOW THE FUCK DID HE DO THAT???

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“FUCK OFF, I’M NOT TELLING YOU HOW I DID IT!

STOP ASKING ME!

YES, TWAT, I DO HAVE A SPHINCTER.

YOU’RE MENTAL, THE LOT OF YOU.

FUCK OFF AND LET ME CONCENTRATE ON MY GAME

OR I’LL PLAY LIKE SHITE AND THEN I’LL TAKE MY BAT HOME

AND YOU CAN ALL FUCK OFF.”

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GOOD LUCK, ANDY!

WE LOVE YOU!

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73 Comments

  1. he’s an ugly brute and no mistake…xxx

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  2. unfetteredbs

     /  July 7, 2012

    oh how you do make me laugh Dear Dotty :0) Good luck to your bloke, Andy

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    • Dear bs,

      Keep your fingers crossed! And your toes, and your eyes and anything else you’re able to cross. :-)

      Love Dotty xxx

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  3. Dear Dotty,

    You’re brilliant. Truly.

    xoxo Mme Weebles

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  4. Dear Dotty,
    This Andy guy is kinda cute when he’s telling, or rather yelling at the lot of us to fuck off!
    Love xoxoxxx

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    • Dear PAZ,

      He’s not TOO ugly, he just has a malleable face. ;-)

      Love Dotty xxx

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      • Dear Dotty,
        If he had a beard, just a little bushel at least, had some glasses and maybe a joke and a tattoo up his sleeve, he’d be the reflection of my kind of dream boy. mehehe.
        Love xoxoxxx

      • Dear PAZ,

        He had a little bit of beardy bum-fluff the other day. He might still have it tomorrow. :-)

        Love Dotty xxx

      • Dear Dotty,
        He does have a very malleable face. Very true. Very true Dotty.
        Love xoxoxxx

      • Dear PAZ,

        If he doesn’t win tomorrow (which he will), he can still become a British champion if he enters the British Gurning Championships. :-)

        Love Dotty xxx

  5. Dear Dotty,
    Have a lovely Sunday watching Andy. Really hope he makes it!
    Grumpy x

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  6. He sure makes faces, doesn’t he . . .

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  7. Dear Dotty,

    I agree with everything apart from the bit about Federer being ugly. When I grow up I’m going to marry Roger so he can’t possibly be ugly. Still, I hope Andy wins – national pride and all that.

    Enjoy!

    Love WeeGee xx

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  8. Thank you for continuing to make tennis interesting. And although it’s Saturday here, it may be Wednesday in the UK for all I know.

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  9. Dear Dotty,
    How did you get such FAB pictures? This was hilarious. I loved it. Thank you so much. He has a rather large Adam’s apple, I mentioned that to the other half yesterday. I will be sat with my friend watching the final tomorrow and willing Andy to do it. He has to. Federer is ugly too. Sorry to anyone that may offend but I don’t care. Andy to win.
    Come on Andy!!!!!
    Love Chris.
    xx

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    • Dear Christine,

      Andy lost. :-(

      Love Dotty xxx

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      • Dear Dotty,
        I know. So sad. I did a post on him showing my support. He is so underestimated by some people. He did really well and the reason he lost was because he’d hurt himself with the falls he had. He could’ve beaten the Swiss Roger if he didn’t lose his confidence. I’ve been too upset to talk about it at work but I think I’m getting over it. Bless Andy, he did so well. :(

      • Dear Christine,

        He did – and I reckon if the roof hadn’t closed he’d have beaten him.

        I’m not getting your posts in my email – fucking WordPress fucking up again. I’ll do what I’ve had to do with other blogs it’s happened with – I’ll unfollow you then click follow again to see if that works.

        Love Dotty xxx

      • Dear Dotty,
        Thanks. Yes I thought it was down to the roof too. Federer didn’t need to win again really. Give someone else a chance and don’t be greedy, Roger. I was quite surprised that the Queen or another senior royal wasn’t there to support him. I know Kate and sister were there but the Queen would’ve been better. (I know Cliff was there but he’s only a queen in the other sense. Sorry Cliff, it had to be said) I hope you unfollowing me works. Love Chris :)

      • Dear Christine,

        Yes, me too – Prince William was there with Kate the other day, he could have turned up for the final. The Queen used to go, didn’t she, I’m sure I remember her at other finals.

        Yes, the unfollowing worked – I’ve had an email notification of your latest post (haven’t read it yet, I’m still trying to get through the big backlog of emails!) :-)

        Love Dotty xxx

  10. Brilliant!

    Are you one of those tennis louts I read about?

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  11. Dorothy

     /  July 7, 2012

    Dear Dotty,
    He’s an interesting looking man and seems to be very talented with his balls….he also seems to be sprouting breasts..hmmm
    Love Dorothy

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  12. Dear Dotty, Darling,

    I love how you make me laugh! Have fun watching on Sunday, and best of luck to your boy, Andy. Now that I think of it, he might be a lot of fun in ways that have nothing to do with tennis, but may have to do with balls! 8-) Cheers!

    Love, Judith

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  13. Oh my. That was quite the magic trick he (and you) managed to pull off. Thanks for the laugh!

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  14. G’day Dotty,

    You are a comedic genius.

    John

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  15. Fish Out of Water

     /  July 8, 2012

    I don’t know shite about tennis, but I do know you’re spectacular.

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  16. I’m watching Andy right now. Just broke Federer to go up 5-4 in the first set.

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  17. This almost makes me care about tennis.

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  18. Is that a tennis ball in his pocket, or is he just glad to see you?

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  19. unfetteredbs

     /  July 8, 2012

    Dear Dotty-
    I’m terribly sorry your favorite bloke couldn’t muster the win…. hope you are weathering his loss ok.
    Unfettered

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  20. Dear Dotty-the-award-slut,

    Here’s another one:

    http://rachelmiller1511.wordpress.com/2012/07/09/daisy-award/

    Love Rachel :)
    xxx

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  21. Dear Dotty,
    So if Andy lost? Who won? Was it Roger Federer? Was I right that Roger Federer would win. I think I was. Maggie was right.
    Love,
    Maggie xo

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    • Dear Maggie,

      Roger earnt it. And you’ve earnt a Three Bins of Blogging Award for beating me. That’s the second time I’ve been beaten this week, WeeGee got me the other day. I’m never right now. I’m going to cry again.

      Love Dotty xxx

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  22. I did! I laughed and laughed and laughed and…did you say AM has a sphincter!!

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  23. Brilliant montage! I AM laughing!! :)

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  24. LOLOL! That was amazing! :D

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