I’m taking a break for a while - I’m going on holiday to my spare bedroom. On the wall facing the bed I’ve put up a massive poster advertising the Escher exhibition that took place at one of our local big houses a few years ago. I nicked the poster and kept it rolled up until I needed it – which is NOW. It’s one of his stairs pictures, Relativity. It’s fucking HUGE, there almost isn’t enough wall for it to go on. I could look at it for hours – and I will be looking at it for hours because that’s what you do on holiday, isn’t it -except everyone else looks at the sea and I’ll be looking at Escher’s stairs where my bedroom wall used to be.
This is the picture. You can’t get the full impact of it unless you can look at one as big as the one I’ll be looking at.
I’m taking Engleby with me – Sebastian Faulks is sick of him, he said he’s too mental and whiney for his own good. I think Sebastian’s trying to play Cupid, but Engleby isn’t my type. Unless he brings me absinthe and laudanum cocktails with little multi-coloured umbrellas and a bit of fruit in them, if he does that without drinking them en route to ME I might have a rethink about his suitability as one of my suitors.
See that little cafe on the right of the picture? It said in the brochure it has internet access so if I get the chance I’ll come online to read some blogs, but I think my holiday will be so action-packed I won’t have time to write. But you never know.
Adieu, auf wiedersehen, au revoir, bon voyage, toodle pip, tatty-bye.
























Sword-chinned bitch
/ July 19, 2012Tatty-bye Dotty! This sounds like a blast!
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 19, 2012Dear Swordy,
It will be.
Love Dotty xxx
Maggie O'C
/ July 19, 2012Dear Dotty,
I don’t think I like the sounds of this so I refuse to click the Like button because that would be lying and I’m no liar. When are you coming back from the Spare Room?
Love,
Maggie
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 19, 2012Dear Maggie,
I’m not sure. I don’t know. It depends how nice it is sitting on Escher’s stairs.
Lots of love, Dotty xxx
gingerfightback
/ July 19, 2012Have a good break Dotty and come back all refreshed.
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 19, 2012Dear ginger,
Thank you.
Love Dotty xxx
paralaxvu
/ July 19, 2012I’ll try to think of you on each landing, my Dear, if it doesn’t make me any dizzier than I already am (you already are). Will have an absinthe in your absence.
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 21, 2012Dear paralaxvu,
The absinthe doesn’t help on those stairs. My arse is black and blue from falling off.
Love Dotty xxx
Carr Party of Five
/ July 19, 2012Dear Dotty,
Can I come?
♥
Love, Lis
xoxooxox
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 21, 2012Dear Lisa,
I’m back.
Love Dotty xxx
Smaktakula
/ July 19, 2012Holy crap! How long have they been doing summer in the UK? I thought you guys were strictly 3-Seasonal!
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 21, 2012Dear Smak,
Well, yes, that’s technically true – but we live in hope.
Love Dotty xxx
EllaDee
/ July 19, 2012I hadn’t thought of Escher for years. Fabulous poster.
I have a holiday song for you, unfortunately I didn’t write it (or fortunately…)
“Halfway down the stairs is a stair where I sit.
There isn’t any other stair quite like it.
I’m not at the bottom, I’m not at the top.
So this is the stair where I always stop.
Halfway up the stairs isn’t up and isn’t down.
It isn’t in the nursery, it isn’t in the town.
And all sorts of funny thoughts run round my head.
It isn’t really anywhere, it’s somewhere else instead.
Halfway down the stairs is a stair where I sit.
There isn’t any other stair quite like it.
I’m not at the bottom, I’m not at the top.
So this is the stair where I always stop.”
You may or may not channel The Muppets while you sing. I’m so old that someone else sang it before The Muppets. Once it’s in your head, it will take days to get it out again.
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 21, 2012Dear Ella,
I’m going to look for it on YouTube.
Love Dotty xxx
misfits' miscellany
/ July 19, 2012I enjoyed Faulks’s Pistache.
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 21, 2012Dear Misfit,
I haven’t got that one.
Love Dotty xxx
robincoyle
/ July 19, 2012Oh no! How long will you be gone!?
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 21, 2012Dear robin,
I’m back. I couldn’t stay away.
Love Dotty xxx
Madame Weebles
/ July 20, 2012Dear Dotty,
I think I would enjoy that cafe as long as I could keep the coffee from sloshing sideways out of my cup.
Have a nice time!
xoxo Mme Weebles
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 21, 2012Dear Mme Weebles,
It was a nice cafe but the waiter kept scratching his unmentionables so I didn’t stay long.
Love Dotty xxx
Tammy @ LaughingAtEverydayLife
/ July 20, 2012Looks like the stairs at Hogwarts. Do they move too?
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 21, 2012Dear Brick,
They do after 12 glasses of absinthe.
Love Dotty xxx
Tammy @ LaughingAtEverydayLife
/ July 21, 2012LOL!
John the Aussie
/ July 20, 2012G’day Dotty,
‘ave a goodun.
John.
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 21, 2012Dear John,
Thank you, it was quite pleasant but not enough for me to stay.
Love Dotty xxx
rachelmiller1511
/ July 20, 2012Escher just makes me feel more crazy when I can’t get round his stupid staircases- arghhhh!
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 21, 2012Dear Rachel,
There’s a knack to it – threee glasses of absinthe, no more, no less.
Love Dotty xxx
rachelmiller1511
/ July 21, 2012The Depressed Moose
/ July 21, 2012come back soon please!!!
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 21, 2012Dear Garry,
I’m back.
Love Dotty xxx
The Depressed Moose
/ July 21, 2012I know i already replied to your new post, however I am not stalking you
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 21, 2012Dear Garry,
I know you’re not – it’s pmao who’s in the white van outside, he told me he’s the stalker.
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ July 23, 2012Dear Dotty,
Enjoy your spare bedroom trip! That sounds like a great vacation, and who better than Escher to spend it with? I hope you don’t scrape your knees, or take any falls on those stairs. I bet you’ll have a blast. Good for you!!!
Love,
Judith
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 23, 2012Dear Judith,
I had a few bumps on the arse. It hurts to sit down.
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ July 23, 2012Owww!
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 23, 2012Dear Judith,
Yep.
Love Dotty xxx