Just one picture today. Yes I know it’s a piss poor Shitey Sunday Picture Post but it’s all you’re getting this week – and it made ME laugh. But I’m going to do a video post later so that’s a bonus. And I might even do a writing post if a miracle happens. You’ll be so sick of me by the end of today you’ll wish I’d never come back. (EVIL LAUGH GOES HERE BUT I’M NOT WRITING IT BECAUSE IT LOOKS STUPID AND I CAN’T REMEMBER HOW TO SPELL IT ANYWAY – MWWUUHAHA?? MUWHAHA? MOOOOHAAHAA?)
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Posted by Dotty Headbanger on July 22, 2012
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I just appreciate the structural engineering - what's wrong with that?
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shrewdbanana
/ July 22, 2012Dear Dotty,
hehe! That is the smallest forest I ever saw.
Happy Sunday,
Banana
xx
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 22, 2012Dear banana,
It’s a baby forest.
Happy shitey Sunday to you too.
Love Dotty xxx
John the Aussie
/ July 22, 2012He must be slow, the rest of the forest has left.
My mate used to be one of the best lumberjacks in the world, and when I asked him how good he replied “well I worked on the Sahara Forest”
Confused I asked ” you mean Sahara Desert?”
With a wink and a smirk he replied “well… It is now”
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 22, 2012Dear John,
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
That one got me!!
Love Dotty xxx
The Depressed Moose
/ July 22, 2012This was the 1st thing I saw when I woke up and it cracked me up! thanks for the smile!
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 22, 2012Dear Garry,
When you woke up? You sleep with my blog next to your bed? I’m so honoured.
Love Dotty xxx
The Depressed Moose
/ July 22, 2012wake up, check reader for new posts and yours showed first. You know thats how rumours start
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 22, 2012Dear Garry,
Love Dotty xxx
theinsanegirl
/ July 22, 2012I’d go for muahahahaha x
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 22, 2012Dear tig,
That looks better than the way I tried to spell it.
Love Dotty xxx
stuff I said
/ July 22, 2012Dear Dotty,
This gave me a giggle..they are few these days…thank you!
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 22, 2012Dear sis,
You’re welcome.
Love Dotty xxx
tryingtowriteit
/ July 22, 2012Made me laugh a lot. Great pic an commentary.
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Dotty Headbanger
/ July 22, 2012Dear ttwi,
Hello.
Thank you.
Love Dotty xxx
crazybeanrider
/ July 22, 2012Looks like somebody I know, great catch.
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 22, 2012Dear Boo,
I know a few trees myself. They make better conversation than most people.
Love Dotty xxx
crazybeanrider
/ July 23, 2012I’ll second that. And they don’t argue.
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 23, 2012Dear Boo,
Most of them don’t. The old Oaks can be a little cantankerous.
Love Dotty xxx
crazybeanrider
/ July 23, 2012Lol, and the willow trees are my favorites, they just seem to go with the flow.
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 23, 2012Dear Boo,
The sycamores have my type of sense of humour. They fling helicopters at peoples’ heads.
Love Dotty xxx
Madame Weebles
/ July 22, 2012Dear Dotty,
That made me laugh too. Thanks.
xoxo Mme Weebles
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 22, 2012Dear Mme Weebles,
Love Dotty xxx
Sword-chinned bitch
/ July 22, 2012Yes, yes, you delivered with that one — as I scrolled down in anticipation! I know you were only on vacation a day, but it’s done you a world of good. I like this post greatly!
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 22, 2012Dear Swordy,
YaY!
Love Dotty xxx
John Phillips
/ July 22, 2012Good one John, great one Dotty
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 22, 2012Dear John,
Love Dotty xxx
Dorothy
/ July 22, 2012Dear Dotty,
I’ve heard many Forest jokes but this is one of the better that I’ve seen…a great visual that gave me a good laugh, thanks!
Love Dorothy
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 22, 2012Dear Dorothy,
You’re welcome.
Love Dotty xxx
Kathy V.
/ July 22, 2012Dear Dotty,
In my opinion, “MOOOOHAAHAA” only really works if you are a cow. An evil, evil cow. Moo.
Love,
Kathy
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 23, 2012Dear Kathy,
I’ll use that one then.
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ July 23, 2012Oh, God! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 23, 2012Dear Judith,
Love Dotty xxx
paralaxvu
/ July 23, 2012Hey, I can see the tree for the forest! Very good, my dear. One a day is enough from you anyway. Then I wouldn’t be able to see the forest for the trees. Personally, I like a nice quiet heheheheheheheheheheh
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 23, 2012Dear paralaxvu,
Love Dotty xxx
Angel Fractured
/ July 23, 2012Looks more like a solitary tree than a forest . . .
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 23, 2012Dear Angel,
All the others were faster.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ July 23, 2012This made me laugh.
Don’t try to mkae sense… we expect a lot out of you, but not that.
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 23, 2012Dear pmao,
Good – because I don’t have any.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ July 23, 2012That is part of your charm.
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 23, 2012Dear pmao,
The only part.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ July 23, 2012No, just the best part.
Tammy @ LaughingAtEverydayLife
/ July 24, 2012that was too freaking funny!
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 24, 2012Dear Brick,
Love Dotty xxx