I’m fucking foaming.
I want to batter someone.
THE BASTARD HITLER CAMERON, that’s who I want to batter.
With a metal bar, a big heavy rusty diseasy METAL BAR.
And all his TORY CABINET DEMONS, I want to batter them.
And all the FUCKING SANCTIMONIOUS MIDDLE-CLASS BASTARDS who voted THE CUNT into power.
Because that’s what he is, a CUNT.
I hate that word.
I never use it.
You won’t find it ANYWHERE in the posts or comments I’ve made, it’s the foulest, nastiest word in the English language but it’s the only appropriate word for him because he’s the FOULEST NASTIEST FUCKER in the country.
CAMERON THE CUNT.
If karma does exist and if it’s true that what goes around comes around, he’s in for it, BIG time. If the additional suffering he’s causing to people is added up and given back to him HE WILL SCREAM FOR ALL ETERNITY.
Roll on eternity.
CUNT.
The Depressed Moose
/ July 28, 2012whats wrong Dotty?
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 28, 2012Dear Garry,
A letter. You know what they’re like.
Love Dotty xxx
The Depressed Moose
/ July 28, 2012eek! hope your day gets better xx
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 28, 2012Dear Garry,
Tears, panic attacks, murderous rage, no lottery win to get me out of this fucking degrading, humiliating, BRUTAL government shite.
Thank you, but I think I need to spend a few hours with my brick.
Love Dotty xxx
The Depressed Moose
/ July 28, 2012yeah I hear you! im grateful my postman seems to have forgotten where I live as i had no mail at all this week
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 28, 2012Dear Garry,
I always dread the post coming.
Love Dotty xxx
Missus Tribble
/ July 28, 2012Dear Dotty,
I hate and will never use that word too, but I agree with you on this one.
Clegg is even fucking worse though. He lied to me so I voted for him.
Come the next election, I’m going to make a little box of my own and vote for The Goblin King’s Crotch. It will be deemed defaced and therefore void, but I can still say I voted, and not for any of the BASTARDS that I would otherwise have to choose from.
Love, Missus Tribble xxx
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 28, 2012Dear Missus Tribble,
The Goblin King’s Crotch will get my vote too. Can you do that by mail?
Love Dotty xxx
Missus Tribble
/ July 28, 2012Dear dotty,
I have a postal vote even though the polling station is directly across the road (because even that’s a bit far for me to walk these days) and I’m going to use my postal vote that way, yes
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 28, 2012Dear Missus Tribble,
I’ll do that too.
Love Dotty xxx
Missus Tribble
/ July 29, 2012Dear Dotty,
JARETH’S CROTCH FOR PM!!!!!!
Love, Missus Tribble xxx
Grumpy
/ July 28, 2012Dear Dotty,
What a naughty girl you are, using the ‘C’ word!
Grumpy x
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 28, 2012Dear Grumpy,
There is no other word for him.
Love Dotty xxx
1pointperspective
/ July 28, 2012Dearest Dotty – Here in the states, the month of November is looming larger by the second. There will be no happiness, only a feeling of hopelessness as we must choose between the lesser of two incompetents who want to “lead” us. In reality, they will lead for roughly 45 minutes before quitting that nonsense to focus on getting re-elected in another 4 years. The people will continue to suffer and we’ll all be fairly miserable about it. Sadly, we take no comfort that things aren’t any better on your side of the pond. Like you, I’m counting on a lottery win, at which point I will move to an atoll in the South Pacific and live out my days eating coconuts and working on my skin cancer. In the likely event that I do not win the lottery, I’ll live out my days working and blogging and trying not to use the “c” word because it upsets my wife.
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 28, 2012Dear 1point,
All politicians are the same nowadays, nothing MATTERS to them but their own careers, careers that (over here) are mapped out for them from the moment they step foot through the doors of the public school round the corner from parliament, beginning the grooming process to become politicians. Which party they will eventually join doesn’t come into it, it’s all about the career. But politics shouldn’t be a career, it should be a vocation, more about their beliefs than how heavy their pockets will become.
Love Dotty xxx
1pointperspective
/ July 28, 2012Politics as a vocation? That’s crazy talk!
stuff I said
/ July 28, 2012Dear Dotty,
I believe 1point as summed it up for those of us here stateside. So I will just say I hope your day gets better and that all evil politicization get crotch rot and have no hands to scratch with. xx Red
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 30, 2012Dear sis,
Crotch rot – YES.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ July 28, 2012Tell us how you really feel.
See, that is how much I hate Dick Cheney… now you know why I have to keep going back and messing with that pecker head.
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 30, 2012Dear pmao,
I’ll never moan about your Dick posts again.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ July 30, 2012I will try not to do too many.
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 30, 2012Dear pmao,
Do as many as want.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ July 30, 2012I just can’t stop playing with my… well, you know…
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 30, 2012Dear pmao,
Yes, well…
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ July 30, 2012Ahhhhh… I just lost a huge post… how do I open it back up? Is it saved somewhere?
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 30, 2012Dear pmao,
Go to Posts – if it’s there it’ll be there as a draft, but maybe not the whole thing, it depends when it last saved.
In future do what I do – every paragraph or so, right click and copy then you’ll always have it. And copy it all before you publish.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ July 30, 2012Thanks… I found it in drafts… and just had to redo the spell checker… which was very busy… thank you.
We only saw half the opening ceremony, by the way. My wife recorded too much olympics during the night and it got bumped off.
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 30, 2012Dear pmao,
Phew – I lost a post before when my internet went off while I was typing it but I didn’t realise until I pressed publish, that’s why I copy everything now.
I haven’t watched any Olympics.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ July 30, 2012I sort of want to see the fencing and judo. But the girls are watching gymnastics and swimming and… stuff.
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 30, 2012Dear pmao,
It’s taken over the whole of BBC1 for the full two weeks. I don’t know why they didn’t make a dedicated sports channel for it (and all the other sport that disrupts the usual stuff).
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ July 30, 2012So many youthful dreams are crushed in the games, compared with the few who gain fame and glory.
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 30, 2012Dear pmao,
I know. And most of their life is spent training, they miss out on so much.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ July 30, 2012Some countries still put young atheletes in camps and train them like monkeys.
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 30, 2012Dear pmao,
Really?
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ July 30, 2012China does it. Russia used to do it.
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 30, 2012Dear pmao,
I know Russia used to. I’m not really surprised at China.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ July 30, 2012They have a lot of people to keep busy.
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 31, 2012Dear pmao,
They do.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ July 30, 2012Never mind. I got it back.
faithhopechocolate
/ July 28, 2012Ugh, politicians just suck. And government organisations aren’t desperately much better either (please don’t ask about TV Licence or Student Loans Company as I may end up beating my laptop with a big stick and I really can’t afford to do that).
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 30, 2012Dear fhc,
I ahve a theory about why they’re doing what they’re doing. I might try and write a post about it.
Love Dotty xxx
rachelmiller1511
/ July 28, 2012If it’s those horrible brown envelopes you’re referring to, with DWP written on them- yeah I hate them with a passion too. It’s like the government is invading your own private space every time one gets shoved through the letterbox.
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 30, 2012Dear Rachel,
I can’t cope with them.
Love Dotty xxx
EllaDee
/ July 28, 2012I have a suggestion. Wangle the sevices a mail opener. It works for my G.O. Then you never have to open & deal with crappy missives. Also I think Mr Cameron could better called a lump of wet toilet paper, only because it has no further usefulness…
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 30, 2012Dear Ella,
He deserves to be drowned in wet soggy toilet paper.
Love Dotty xxx
misfits' miscellany
/ July 29, 2012I think it’s unfair to call him a cunt…to cunts, I mean!
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 30, 2012Dear Misfit,
You’re right.
I apologise to all the cunts out there who took offence to me likening them to Cameron the Cunt. He’s in a league of cuntitude all on his own.
Love Dotty xxx
saradraws
/ July 29, 2012I don’t know who this guy is, but am I ever glad I’m not him.
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 30, 2012Dear Sara,
He’s a cunt.
Love Dotty xxx
bpshielsy
/ July 30, 2012I couldn’t put it better myself. Well said!!
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 30, 2012Dear shielsy,
Thank you.
Love Dotty xxx
Maggie O'C
/ July 30, 2012Dear Dotty,
What in the name of heaven happened over there that has so set you off? David Cameron is who you are talking about? I thought the only thing going on there was that Mitt Romney criticized the Olympics security. Perfect comment to make to your hosts. I still have to vote for him but really?
Hope you are better,
Love, Maggie
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 30, 2012Dear Maggie,
I won’t be better until Cameron is GONE.
Love Dotty xxx
Tammy
/ July 31, 2012It’s a shame that you are struggling to express how you feel about him. Some folks might become confused. LOL…. I can tell you were upset, you didn’t change your font color..
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 31, 2012Dear Brick,
Bollocks, I didn’t realise I hadn’t changed the colour. Dead giveaway, wasn’t it.
Love Dotty xxx
Tammy
/ July 31, 2012I got your back!
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 31, 2012Dear Brick,
Love Dotty xxx
Hellosailor
/ August 3, 2012Dear Dotty,
I too hate the C word, but if I have to write it I disguise it as C U Next Tuesday. Not that you would want to see Cameron next Tuesday, but, well, you know what I mean.
Love Sailor xox
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 4, 2012Dear HS,
I never thought of doing that. But I will now.
Love Dotty xxx
livinginfairyland
/ August 5, 2012So are you just a little irritated, then?
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 5, 2012Dear butimlivinginfairyland,
Just a bit. You should see me when I get angry. Or maybe not.
Love Dotty xxx