Did you know there’s such a thing as FACIAL HAIR ART? Nope, neither did I until I saw
CHRIS’S MOUSTACHE POST (go and look at it)
and thought ‘AHA! I bet there’s some FUCKING STUPID moustaches out there and I bet if I find some I can steal Chris’s idea for a moustache post and turn it into my Shitey Sunday Picture Post because originally I was going to do something about the Olympickles again but I couldn’t be bothered because I’M BORED OUT OF MY TINY SKULL WITH THE OLYMPICKLES.’
So I did a search. And A WHOLE NEW WORLD WAS OPENED UP TO ME. A world of WEIRDY BEARDIES and MENTAL MOUSTACHES, and even though I feel just a TEENSY bit guilty about nicking Chris’s idea, I don’t feel guilty enough NOT TO USE IT.
Brace yourself, bloggy people. Prepare to be ASTONISHED. I’m not going to make any sarcastic quips today because I don’t NEED to - THE PICTURES SPEAK FOR THEMSELVES.
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THE APPRENTICE
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THE EXPERT
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THE LEMON HOLDER
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THE BEER HOLDER
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THE CLOCK
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THE WINDMILL
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THE BRIDGE
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THE SEA CREATURE
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THE COLLECTION
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THE BIG GINGER BEARD OF SHAME
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Mondrak
/ August 5, 2012LOL They are mad!!!!! I bet trying to brush them out afterwards is a pain in backside hehe
Great post Dotty
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 5, 2012Dear Mondrak,
I know. I have great trouble trying to brush out my beard and it isn’t half as long.
Love Dotty xxx
Mondrak
/ August 5, 2012LMAO
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 5, 2012Dear Mondrak,
It’s true!
Love Dotty xxx
poetmcgonagall
/ August 5, 2012Topiary for the face.
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 5, 2012Dear poet,
I wonder if they wash their faces in privet.
Love Dotty xxx
poetmcgonagall
/ August 5, 2012Reblogged this on Beautiful Railway Bridge of the Silvery Tay and commented:
See my beard, ain’t it weird?
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 5, 2012Dear poet,
Thank you.
Love Dotty xxx
whatepilepsyisreallylike
/ August 5, 2012I would buy the moustache art (?) calendar! Super post, thanks
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 5, 2012Dear what,
They should make one! I bet it would sell out.
Love Dotty xxx
reblogthisone
/ August 5, 2012Reblogged this on Reblog This One.
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 5, 2012Dear reblog,
Thank you.
Love Dotty xxx
Hellosailor
/ August 5, 2012Dear Dotty,
I have always said, if I was born a man I would grow a spiffing moustache. I would also wear a monacle and say spiffing all the time.
This post was spiffing.
Love HS xox
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 5, 2012Dear HS,
Do you fancy a game of moustache twiddling?
Love Dotty xxx
Hellosailor
/ August 5, 2012Dear Dotty,
A game of moustache twiddling would be spiffing.
Love HS xox
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 5, 2012Dear HS,
HAR HAR HAR!
Ready, steady – go!
Love Dotty xxx
Christopher De Voss
/ August 5, 2012Those are awesome…I want one, just can’t decide which…nor can I grow facial hair very well…
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 5, 2012Dear Chris,
I bet you can grow it better than your workmate.
Love Dotty xxx
faithhopechocolate
/ August 5, 2012Oh my dear goodness… I have a feeling that some of these – or possibly most of these – have originated from the distant land of A Merry Car, where they must have far too much time on their hands!
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 5, 2012Dear fhc,
The guy with the clock and the windmill and the bridge is from Germany I think. Enough said.
Love Dotty xxx
bpshielsy
/ August 5, 2012Holy shit Dotty Andy is winning at Wimbledon in a Final!!!!!!!!!
I bet you’re all in a tiz
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 5, 2012Dear shielsy,
HE WON! He slaughtered Federer.
I watched the Doubles match too. It was SO close.
Love Dotty xxx
bpshielsy
/ August 5, 2012I was shocked when I saw him taking poor Roger apart
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 6, 2012Dear shielsy,
It was FABULOUS.
Love Dotty xxx
Madame Weebles
/ August 5, 2012Dear Dotty,
I’d enjoy the Olympics more if they were either your Olympickles or these Beard Olympics. They’re boring me senseless too.
xoxo Mme Weebles
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 5, 2012Dear Mme Weebles,
I watched my first Olympics thing this afternoon – Andy Murray battered the frig out of Federer to win GOLD.
Love Dotty xxx
Madame Weebles
/ August 5, 2012I saw that! I actually thought of you, too. Take that, Swiss boy.
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 5, 2012Dear Mme Weebles,
It was BRILLIANT!
Andy was BRILLIANT!
Love Dotty xxx
rainey
/ August 5, 2012Wow. Just….wow.
Rainey
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 5, 2012Dear rainey,
That’s what I thought when I first saw them.
Love Dotty xxx
Fish Out of Water
/ August 5, 2012I remember when my cousin grew a handlebar mustache, but his couldn’t hold fruit or adult beverages. Amateur.
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 5, 2012Dear Fishy,
Pity. You could have taken him shopping with you and made him carry the melons.
Love Dotty xxx
Lily Wight
/ August 5, 2012Ahhhhhh, Ginger
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 5, 2012Dear Lily,
Ahhhh.
Love Dotty xxx
Quieter Elephant
/ August 5, 2012Wow! I grew a modest ‘tash last November as part of the “Movember” men’s health fund-raiser (http://ca.movember.com/). Not sure I could ever compete with THESE bad boys though!!
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 5, 2012Dear QE,
I’m not sure you’d want to.
I wonder if they get nits?
Love Dotty xxx
Seb
/ August 5, 2012ZZ Top have much to answer for.
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 6, 2012Dear Seb,
They do.
Love Dotty xxx
westwickletimes
/ August 6, 2012Best philosophers’ tash.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1b/Nietzsche187a.jpg/220px-Nietzsche187a.jpg
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 6, 2012Dear wwt,
Hello. Welcome.
HA HA HA HA HA – Philosophise THAT moustache.
Love Dotty xxx
thelastsongiheard
/ August 6, 2012Oh be honest… you stole that last one from ZZ Top’s Wikipedia page
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 6, 2012Dear tlsih,
Was there a ginger ZZ Top?
Love Dotty xxx
thelastsongiheard
/ August 6, 2012Fair play… LOL
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 10, 2012Dear tlsih,
Love Dotty xxx
therightprofileimages
/ August 6, 2012imagine how much food they could store in their beards
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 6, 2012Dear trpi,
YES! I WANT A BIG BEARD. I could keep a few Cumberland sausages in it so I wouldn’t have to move my arse into the kitchen when I need to eat some.
Love Dotty xxx
Carr Party of Five
/ August 6, 2012Dear Dotty,

I saw these on my phone, but the stupid thing wouldn’t let me comment. I’ve been waiting all weekend to laugh obnoxiously on your post:
BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whew! I feel better.
Love, Lis
xoxooxox
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 6, 2012Dear Lisa,
Good, I’m glad you feel better. I bet you nearly POPPED!
Love Dotty xxx
Carr Party of Five
/ August 6, 2012Dear Dotty,
YEP!
Like a ZIT!
hahahhahahahaaaaa!!!!!!
Love, Lis
xoxoxo
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 10, 2012Dear Lisa,
UUUURRGGGHHH!
Love Dotty xxx
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 14, 2012Dear Lisa,
I think I’m being dumped in your Spam box! My comments aren’t appearing on your blog. Help!
Love Dotty xxx
Carr Party of Five
/ August 14, 2012Dear Dotty,
WHAT?!
This is horrible!
I will investigate!!!
Love, Lis
xoxoxoxo
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 14, 2012Dear Lisa,
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ August 6, 2012You know I did those posts about funny mustaches… even Photoshop can’t top these.
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 10, 2012Dear pmao,
Moustaches are always funny.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ August 10, 2012But not mine.
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 10, 2012Dear pmao,
Not yours.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ August 10, 2012That’s what I said.
kzackuslheureux
/ August 7, 2012Dear Dotty, Good Stuff! I know a Pastor from a small town that could pull off your last one. He has the best story about finding his wife’s lost ring of 20 years or more when he tore down their old house and hammered open their old toilet. Maybe he could find something even more exciting if he searched his beard like this.
Love, Alphabet
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 10, 2012Dear Alphabet,
It wouldn’t surprise me. I bet men keep all sorts of things in their beards. YUUURRRGGHHHH!
Love Dotty xxx
EllaDee
/ August 8, 2012I’m a latecomer to an affection for male facial hair. Apparently as a baby I hated men, particularly men with beards. I’ve come a long way since then. The G.O. threatens to shave/trim his beard but “Noooooooo”… “He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man.”
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 10, 2012Dear Ella,
Even Santa Claus?
I don’t mind short beards – long ones give me the creeps.
Love Dotty xxx
EllaDee
/ August 10, 2012Ha, even Santa. I don’t think many little kids weren’t scared of Santa. Interesting, I’m not fond of “manscaped” beards. The G.O. keeps threatening to cut his back, and I say “nooooooo”…
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 11, 2012Dear Ella,
Oooo, no. I wouldn’t like a shaggy-bearded man. Scary.
Love Dotty xxx
jiltaroo
/ September 2, 2012I was going to write about a weirdy beardy I met yesterday…I feel inspired now. I might even try to grow one because I love art.
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 2, 2012Dear jiltaroo,
To grow a nice, bushy beard, stand your chin in a plateful of cow manure for 3 hrs per day.
Love Dotty xxx
jiltaroo
/ September 2, 2012I love the smell of cow shit in the morning! I did post my wierdy beard story today!
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 2, 2012Dear jiltaroo,
I’ll be along at some point to see it… but I’m so far behind in reading all the blogs I like I often turn up days later to creep in quietly and have a little read.
Love Dotty xxx
jiltaroo
/ September 2, 2012Yes I know, I’m the same after discovering all Le clowns amazing gaggle of crazies! Well it’s how I found you and I love your blog. You’re very funny. Jen xx
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 4, 2012Dear jiltaroo,
Thank you.
Love Dotty xxx