Today’s Shitey Sunday Picture Post doesn’t have many pictures because I’m too lazy to go looking for proper Shitey Sunday Picture Post pictures today so I thought I’d make a post out of some of the nice little wordy posters I’ve collected. I don’t even have to comment on them because THEY’RE MADE OF WORDS!
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Posted by Dotty Headbanger on August 12, 2012
http://dottyheadbanger.wordpress.com/2012/08/12/shitey-sunday-picture-post-inspirational-wordy-posters/
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It's an endearing picture of an amateur trepanner. It reminds me of me before I turned pro, though it's obviously a male and I'm obviously not a male. Do you like it too? If so, click on his X shaped eye.
If this evil doll, whose name is Jemima, came and woke me up in the night I would swear and swear like a fucking trooper. To learn how to swear like a fucking trooper, CLICK ON JEMIMA'S EVIL EYE.
Are you American? Do you need a new job? Do you want to move to Britain? PUSH THE SPARKLY BUTTON to begin this new and wonderful chapter of your life. NOW INCLUDES CANADIANS.
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This is Kumblant Zozeech, a very sad pygmy were-zompire who is fast becoming one of my best friends (little Emily, watch out). To read his journals CLICK ON HIM.
This is a picture of one of the cd cases in my doo wop cd collection. I didn't take the picture. Either click on it to read the bit of shite in there or look at the drop-down list for the songs.
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If I was an award, this is the award I would be.
An award for We Who Are Mental and for Normals who want to be mental. Take it and keep it for yourself or give it out like other awards - the questions that go with it will appear if you click on our great and beautiful flag.
I'll never make another nice award. This is it, the only one. LIMITED OFFER - grab it while you can because it won't be here for long.
Why, oh, why doesn't Smurfland like me? SMURFS, you little blue lovelies - come and visit me, please. What have I done to make you snub me like this?
Who keeps taunting me? Who is it? When I catch you I will do this to your head and your arm. I don't know what I'll do with the rest of you but be warned - I have suitcases. Lots of them.
Click the green thing to sign up for Zurker and I'll get some shares.
We shall have a fishy on a little dishy, we shall have a fishy when the boat comes in. Dance to your Daddy, sing to your Mammy, dance to your Daddy when the boat comes in.
This award was made by Elaine at elaine4queen. I asked her if I could have it. There's no hope for me, I'll be posting pictures of cute fluffy animals next. Click on it to see more awards made by my talented acolytes.
I just appreciate the structural engineering - what's wrong with that?
EAT ME, EAT ME!
Mondrak
/ August 12, 2012LMAO. Thank you Dotty. You really made me smile with these
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 12, 2012Dear Mondrak,
YAY!
Love Dotty xxx
the howler and me
/ August 12, 2012Dear Dotty,
I love the last one… YES, we are all FUCKED!
Love,
-the howler and me
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 12, 2012Dear the howler and me,
Yes, we are.
Love Dotty xxx
EllaDee
/ August 12, 2012Great Wordy Sunday Picture Post… but who am to say, sometimes elladee-images is a bit wordy. They (who, I don’t know) advise show don’t tell, but in this case anyway the message is clear enough.
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 12, 2012Dear Ella,
Tell don’t show, that’s my motto.
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ August 12, 2012Dear Dotty,
These are precious! The perfect words for any situation. Thank you so much for posting these.
Love,
Judith
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 12, 2012Dear Judith,
You’re very welcome.
Love Dotty xxx
Christopher De Voss
/ August 12, 2012These seem very…angry.
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 12, 2012Dear Chris,
What makes you think that?
Love Dotty xxx
therabbitholez
/ August 12, 2012Love I get loadsof these over at the facey place…
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 12, 2012Dear trh,
I found these on Google. Do they have them over there? I hardly ever go there.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ August 12, 2012Oh, yeah… words to live by.
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 12, 2012Dear pmao,
Yes, they are.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ August 12, 2012And I need some words to live by.
bpshielsy
/ August 12, 2012Aaaah the inspiration
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 13, 2012Dear shielsy,
Love Dotty xxx
faithhopechocolate
/ August 12, 2012I can relate to some of those. There were a few occasions when I wished for that particular superpower too…!
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 13, 2012Dear fhc,
Me too. I found a glue gun works just as well though.
Love Dotty xxx
paralaxvu
/ August 17, 2012Oh yes, I’m gonna remember that high five. Definitely. Making alist of everyone I want to give one to…don’t have enough chairs, tho…
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 17, 2012Dear paralaxvu,
Ask if you can borrow some from all your local churches.
Love Dotty xxx
paralaxvu
/ August 17, 2012Unfortunately, the churches I know about all have long pews…I ain’t got the strength!
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 19, 2012Dear paralaxvu,
Hmmm. You need a chainsaw.
Love Dotty xxx
Pete Denton
/ August 19, 2012Thanks, Dotty. I needed that laugh and I’m sick of the Keep Calm merchandise. Great twist on which to end the post.
Dotty Headbanger
/ August 20, 2012Dear Pete,
You’re welcome.
Love Dotty xxx