Dotty Talking Therapy © – The Cure For Being Mental

 

I’ve found it! The cure for being mental!

Talking Therapy isn’t a LOAD OF WANK after all! All those gobshite headshrinkers who believe WE WHO ARE MENTAL can talk away the crazy – THEY’RE RIGHT! We can!

But they’re WRONG in their belief that it takes TIME – months and years of appointments and sessions and tears and tick boxes – it DOESN’T TAKE TIME, all it takes is COMMITMENT!

Commit yourself to the belief in what I’m about to tell you in DOTTY TALKING THERAPY© and YOU WILL BE CURED! FOREVER! Yes. FOREVER!

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I’ve hidden my cure down here to trick the SO-CALLED NORMALS who’ll be coming to STEAL IT and GET RID OF IT when they find out that I KNOW WHAT THEY’VE DONE.

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DOTTY TALKING THERAPY ©

 

It consists of one sentence and one sentence only. The sentence should be SAID to (or SHOUTED at if they don’t hear you the first time) EVERYONE YOU COME INTO CONTACT WITH – family, friends, neighbours, colleagues, bosses, doctors, nurses, shopkeepers, children in the street etc etc etc – EVERYONE.

The sentence is –

 

I’M NOT FUCKING MENTAL – YOU ARE.

 

Because it’s TRUE, they ARE. They’re the mental ones, not us. DOTTY TALKING THERAPY©  is based on the theory that EVERY SINGLE ONE of the so-called ‘normal’ people in society have plotted and conspired down the years to make WE WHO THEY SAY ARE MENTAL think we are mental when really THEY’RE THE MENTAL ONES.

And the worse thing about what they’ve done is they’ve MADE US BELIEVE IT. We BELIEVE we’re the mental ones, we BELIEVE we have to have the crazy taken away from us, we BELIEVE we need to be CURED OF BEING MENTAL.

 

EVIDENCE

Would we start wars?

NO WE WOULD NOT.

Would we leave whole countries of people to STARVE when we could do something about it?

NO WE WOULD NOT.

Would we allow homelessness to continue?

NO WE WOULD NOT.

Would we allow people with potentially terminal illnesses to NOT BE TREATED WITH DRUGS THAT COULD CURE THEM, BECAUSE THE COST OF THE DRUGS IS HIGH?

NO WE WOULD NOT.

Would we allow ALL THE WRONG THINGS THE SO-CALLED NORMALS DO to continue?

NO WE WOULD NOT.

MURDERERS – How many murderers are found to be insane? VERY FEW compared to the ones who are deemed to be SANE. I never understood that until I invented DOTTY TALKING THERAPY© — they’re ALL fucking mental, as are the JUDGE and the JURY and the SOLICITORS and the BARRISTERS and all the so-called normal people who’ve decided that a MURDERER is SANE but someone who can’t come out of their house, or sings in the street, or has a panic attack in the bank, or can’t get their thoughts straight etc etc is MENTAL. Where’s the logic in that? THERE ISN’T ANY.

 

And that’s just for starters. There are countless examples, from the highest echelons of society to the lowest.

And also –

Would WE zap electrical currents into THEIR brains?

Would WE cut into THEIR brains to perform lobotomies?

Would WE immerse THEM in ice cold baths for hours and hours?

Would WE force nasty drugs into THEM?

 

They use WE WHO THEY SAY ARE MENTAL to entertain them. How many books and poems and paintings and sculptures and music and songs and photographs and films and plays and comedies and theories etc etc etc etc would NOT EXIST if they weren’t created by WE WHO THEY SAY ARE MENTAL? And inventions. And discoveries. And science. And buildings. HOW DIFFERENT WOULD THE WORLD BE IF WE WHO THEY SAY ARE MENTAL WEREN’T IN IT?

 

 

 

WHY have they done this? WHY have they turned it all around and made WE WHO THEY SAY ARE MENTAL BELIEVE WE ARE MENTAL?

I don’t know. Because they can. Because we LET them. Because they’re the MAJORITY. Because we’re not as CRUEL as them, we don’t understand their DUPLICITIES and their CORRUPT MOTIVES and their INHERENT SAVAGENESS that dictates all their thoughts and actions.

 

So here’s the cure for being mental. Tell them, each and every one of them –

 

I’M NOT FUCKING MENTAL – YOU ARE.

 

AND BELIEVE WHAT YOU’RE SAYING.

Because it’s TRUE.

 

 

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45 Comments

  1. That is sOOOOOO very true DOtty :-)

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  2. I’ve heard it said that only insane people think they’re normal and that normal people think they might be insane.

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  3. You are so right. So-called sane people are only judging by their own standards. Who made them the boss of everyone? Oh. They did. So who says besides them? I think we should take a vote. Don’t get me started…There is more than one standard of reality. I suffer from environmental insanity, easily self-medicated with copious amounts of wine. If only it were so simple for all, but too much and I’m an alcholic, too little and I’m stressed… Dotty, Keep shouting :)

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  4. Your ‘Evidence’ says it all!

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  5. Dear Dotty,

    I like you kind of therapy!

    xx
    Red

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  6. Dorothy

     /  August 14, 2012

    Dear Dotty,
    I’ve been a believer for many years but couldn’t have put it in writing so well. I’ll post that as my status on Facebook right now….thank you.
    Love Dorothy
    P.S. wish I could have seen your mailman’s face

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    • Dear Dorothy,

      I think we should all get together and make a collective stand. If there’s at least 5000 of us, it won’t matter when our brains get fogged and we can’t think of what to say next – it won’t happen to us all at the same time so there’ll always be SOMEONE coherent enough to speak. ;-)

      Love Dotty xxx

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  7. This is the deepest thing I have ever read.
    I have never felt better about being mental. Even though I always knew the regular people were way more mental than I could ever be.

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  8. What if you say your phrase to a mental person?

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  9. You make a good case, Dotty. I’ve been suspecting this for a while now.

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  10. Dear Dotty,
    You are amazing.
    Love HS xox

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  11. Dear Dotty,
    OMG! Thank you, you cured me :)
    Love,
    -the howler and me

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    • Dear the howler and me,

      YAY! It’s NOT a miracle because I had no doubt it would work.

      Oh – I’ve just thought of something I hadn’t considered – if you’re cured does that mean you’re NORMAL? oh-oh.

      Love Dotty xxx

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  12. It’s all jealousy! We are the sensitive, creative, intuitive ones. They are insensitive, can’t create as well as we can (everyone can create something) and either don’t know how, or are afraid to use their intuition. So, they label us insane (or mentally ill, these days) to hide their own inadequacies. And because we are so sensitive, their aggressiveness makes us hide ourselves away from their bullying. Unintelligent people always attack those more gifted than themselves. They mess up our lives, then try to force us to be like them – at any cost. It reminds me of those countries (who shall remain nameless but we all know which ones) who invade other countries, allegedly to try to force “democracy” down their throats, but really to grab anything that they might have that can be of use to the invaders and make sure that the occupied countries will never be powerful enough to do the same thing to the aggressors. This has been done to us as individuals. Today’s Western society does not accept “difference”, so it clamps down on “different” people to try to make them “conform”, and this is what messes us up. Thank you Dotty for being our spokesperson.

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    • Dear Lady Dennis,

      This is what I wanted to say but the brain boggles wouldn’t let me. And, like I said to Dorothy, this is why we ALL need to be there when we finally manage to confront the fuckers, so there’s always at least ONE coherent person among us. :-)

      Love Dotty xxx

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  13. I’M NOT FUCKING MENTAL – YOU ARE! Ok, you aren’t, but those others are! I’m with you. That is why I stated the Non~Normal and Proud of it! CLub. It’s the others that are screwed up! :D

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  14. Dear Dotty,

    Word.

    Love,
    Owl

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  15. It’s honesty.
    The thing that separates us for the them is honesty.
    The thing that they fear and want to “cure” is our honesty.
    The thing I like about your blog is its honesty.
    And the thing I love about you, Dotty, is your honesty.
    Your honesty is refreshing.
    F5
    yep
    It’s still there.
    – Mel

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    • Dear Mel,

      Thank you. And I think you’re right, you’ve hit the nail on the head. They all live in their little lying bubbles and pretend their atrocities are all for the good. Bastards.

      Love Dotty xxx

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  16. Dear Dotty!
    Commitment! THAT’S what I left out in my first canvas post.

    And damn straight, I am not “mental”. My theory is this, all of humanity is mental.
    Love xoxoxxx

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  17. Dear Dotty,

    Amen.

    Love,

    DeeDee

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