We’ve seen the Weirdy Beardies, now it’s the turn of the Barmy Baldies.
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This is artist PHILIP LEVINE who, when he started going bald,
decided to use his head as a canvas.
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Philip again (click on the pics to go to his website for more)
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Having a picture on your bald head is all well and good
when you can wash it off. But what about permanent pictures
like this…
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or this…
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or this…
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or this…
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or this (which combines Barmy Baldy, Weirdy Beardy & GINGER)…
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or this…
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or this (MY FAVOURITE)…
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but if you’re too chicken for a tattoo and you’re no good at art,
but you REALLY REALLY REALLY want a nice decorative feature
for your big baldy head, you can’t beat a BIG TURKEY.
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faithhopechocolate
/ September 2, 2012I like the dude with the lawnmower. But the turkey? I guess that’s for those whose tastes go beyond the bizarre…
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 2, 2012Dear fhc,
He’s like a Jeremy Kyle version of Mr Bean.
Love Dotty xxx
Chris.
/ September 2, 2012Dear Dotty,
Baldies have never had a better way to decorate their heads have they.
If I ever go bald I will paint on hundreds of rabbits because from a distance they look like HARES!! Sorry, the old ones are the best.
There are some clever baldies out there. The ginger one must’ve had help to get his brows right.
Just saying.
Love from Christine. xx
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 2, 2012Dear Christine,
If I ever go bald, I’ll have BIG SHARP STEEL SPIKES rivetted to my head like a robot porcupine.
Love Dotty xxx
Chris.
/ September 2, 2012Dear Dotty,
That will make you look ‘hard’. A robot porcupine. Sounds like a great story idea. Go for it. (Don’t go bald though).
Love Christine
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Dotty Headbanger
/ September 4, 2012Dear Christine,
I’ll try not to.
Love Dotty xxx
gingerfightback
/ September 2, 2012Some talented artists their Dotty – mostly of the piss variety I would wager.
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 4, 2012Dear ginger,
Probably. They’d have to be, wouldn’t they?
Love Dotty xxx
unfetteredbs
/ September 2, 2012my favorite Sunday post of yours so far…
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 4, 2012Dear bs,
Love Dotty xxx
Pat
/ September 2, 2012Some of these made me feel quite queasy. Weird.
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 4, 2012Dear Pat,
Oh dear.
Love Dotty xxx
Christopher De Voss
/ September 2, 2012I’m so glad I have hair.
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 4, 2012Dear Chris,
If you didn’t, you could have a boob tattooed on your head.
Love Dotty xxx
Christopher De Voss
/ September 4, 2012What a good idea! I may shave my head now!
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 4, 2012Dear Chris,
Do it!
Love Dotty xxx
Dorothy
/ September 3, 2012Dear Dotty,
A great collection you found! I like the lawn mower, very inventive.
Love Dorothy
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 4, 2012Dear Dorothy,
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ September 3, 2012Dear Dotty,
Great photos, great post — I love all the baldies!
Of course, now we need to look for women who have done this!!!
Love,
Judith
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 4, 2012Dear Judith,
The female baldies have pretty flowers and shite like that. Not so artistic.
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ September 4, 2012they must be the shy bald head painters!
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 4, 2012Dear Judith,
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ September 4, 2012(8-)
pouringmyartout
/ September 4, 2012I like the brick one. But Mr. Bean put a turkey on his head years ago…
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 4, 2012Dear pmao,
I know. But I’m not having that man on my blog again – after the Olymic Opening Ceremony I can’t be certain Bean isn’t Kumblant.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ September 4, 2012You lead a confusing life of mystery and paranoia.
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 4, 2012Dear pmao,
What, me? Nah. I’m just a little old boring she-hermit.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ September 4, 2012Riiiiight.
Carr Party of Five
/ September 5, 2012Dear Dotty,
I don’t know where you get this stuff, but it is PRICELESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Love, LIs
xoxoox
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 7, 2012Dear Lisa,
Google! I get it from Google.
Love Dotty xxx
butimbeautiful
/ September 7, 2012Now THAT’s what I call art. My Demon Ex could have used a bit of that kind of touch up.
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 7, 2012Dear butimbeautiful,
So could mine. Maybe I could dig him up and make his skull look pretty.
Love Dotty xxx