I’ve had enough of men and their hair (or lack of it). This week it’s the turn of the ladies and I’ve chosen some nice, easy styles for the busy, modern woman.
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DOG HAIR
To bring out your inner bitch
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DEER HAIR or GIRAFFE HAIR
At first it looked like a deer, now I think it’s a giraffe.
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BEAR HAIR
This is a bear made of hair
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ANOTHER BEAR HAIR
This is another bear made of hair
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BUNNY RABBIT HAIR
Bright eyes, burning like fire
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STAG HAIR
The Monarch of the Glen – on your head.
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HORSE HAIR
I know, I know – this is a man. A ginger man. But look at his horse!!
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BIRD’S NEST HAIR
WITH A MINI BEAR CLIMBING UP THE HAIR
Look at me, I’m like a tree!
A sweaty tree.
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GUITAR HAIR
Is it a guitar? It’s too big for a violin, too small for a double bass.
Yes, it’s a guitar. Strum that thing, hairdresser.
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HELICTOPER HAIR
What’s that thing on her nose?
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ANOTHER HELICOPTER HAIR
I love helicopter hair.
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AMERICAN HAIR
And finally, a little present for my Collected Americans –
The Statue of Liberty
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Mondrak
/ September 9, 2012That must be bitching to brush that out again afterwards lol. Either that or it’s just electric clippers and hack it all off 😉
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 9, 2012Dear Mondrak,
If you’ve never been a girl, you don’t know the PAIN of having your brushed by someone else. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
Missus Tribble
/ September 9, 2012Dear Dotty,
I think I’ll stick with my Jo Grant look.
Love, Missus Tribble xxx
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 10, 2012Dear Missus Tribble,
I think that’s a good idea. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
H.E. ELLIS
/ September 9, 2012I gotta get me some stag hair, pronto.
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 10, 2012Dear HE,
A tub of gel, a quick backcomb and voila. Easy. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
poetmcgonagall
/ September 9, 2012Genius post, Dotty, though it must be said that, as a bear, I object to being someone’s hair. I’m a poet and don’t know it (go away, McGonagall, not now). The Staue of Liberty hair does have one glaring problem, you get tiny people looking out through windows in your forehead. I’m reblogging this.
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 10, 2012Dear poet,
I’ve got the same problem as The Statue of Liberty. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
poetmcgonagall
/ September 9, 2012Reblogged this on Beautiful Railway Bridge of the Silvery Tay.
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 10, 2012Dear poet,
Thank you. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
lowerarchy
/ September 9, 2012Dear Dotty
Call me a spoilsport, but I’d rather people concentrated on developing what’s inside their heads than the dead stuff on the outside.
Hair today, gone tomorrow.
I remain, madam, your servant.
Wavy Davy xx
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 10, 2012Dear Dave,
What if there’s nothing much to develop inside a head? Surely that’s a good reason for having The Stag or Bear Hair or Helicopter Hair? 😉
Love Dotty xxx
lowerarchy
/ September 10, 2012Dear Dotty
I get your drift, but don’t they play havoc with hats?
Titfer tat…
I remain, madam, with head and hair in the clouds, your servant.
Dave xx
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 10, 2012Dear Dave,
Hats are for twats. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
lowerarchy
/ September 10, 2012Dear Dotty
No wonder my beret keeps falling off my head.
Yours in millinery
Dave xx
pouringmyartout
/ September 9, 2012Nothing says sexy like a portrayal of a dead… or live… animal on top of the old cranium… I guess. I think the guitar hair might actually be a bass chello of some sort, but I don’t suppose that really matters… The dog one is just plain creepy.
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 10, 2012Dear pmao,
I like the dog hair. If I had dog hair I might be able to go out – everyone would leave me alone, especially if I barked at them.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ September 10, 2012What sbout a big scary bat on top of your head.
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 11, 2012Dear pmao,
NO! I’m bats enough…
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ September 11, 2012But not in a scary w… never mind.
maddsuspicions
/ September 9, 2012Wow, that’s very artistic Dotty.
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 10, 2012Dear madd,
I wonder how many hours it took them. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
Ripley Connor
/ September 9, 2012Unbelievable! I love fashion but I don’t think I could sit there for hours getting a weird hairstyle. I get enough looks as an alien terminator human!!
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 10, 2012Dear Ripley,
Do alien terminator humans wear other aliens on their heads? You could start a new fashion amongst unfashionable aliens.
Love Dotty xxx
Ripley Connor
/ September 10, 2012Sounds interesting. But our second mouth tends to freak enough people out!
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 11, 2012Dear Ripley,
I daren’t ask where your second mouth is located.
Love Dotty xxx
Ripley Connor
/ September 13, 2012oh it’s inside the main mouth. only comes out when upset.
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 15, 2012Dear Ripley,
That’s okay then.
Love Dotty xxx
Judith Atwood
/ September 9, 2012Dear Dotty,
What great styles! Why don’t I think of cool things like that? I’m not a natural comedian, I guess!
Love,
Judith
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 10, 2012Dear Judith,
I’m just a natural nutter. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
Chris.
/ September 9, 2012Dear Dotty,
I like the hair pictures. I’ll have a sheep hairstyle please. How early will I have to get up to do that every day? Some people have hair-brained ideas don’y they.
I know. It’s not clever or funny and I’m old enough to know better but I’m fed up. My TV’s not working and I wanted to watch the closing ceremony.
Bye Dotty.
Love from Christine xx
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 10, 2012Dear Christine,
I couldn’t find any sheep. The Deer/Giraffe’s face could be shortened and the rest adapted to make a sheep, I think.
Bugger about your telly – did you get to see the ceremony? I don’t watch much telly but when it isn’t working I don’t like it – a few months ago my telly popped and fizzled out and I’m using a portable now. If that goes I’m stuffed.
Love Dotty xxx
Seb
/ September 9, 2012The last one is a classic. Freedom never goes out of style!
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 10, 2012Dear Seb,
🙂
Love Dotty xxx
Tammy
/ September 9, 2012WOW….. I’m just at a loss of words…..Even my inner smart ass is saying….wow….. LOL
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 10, 2012Dear Brick,
wOw
🙂
Love Dotty xxx
Tammy
/ September 10, 2012Definitely hair raising…
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 11, 2012Dear Brick,
GROAN. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
Dorothy
/ September 9, 2012Dear Dotty,
That’s a little freaky. I’d keep thinking it would shit on my head. Even the bird’s nest one doesn’t look appealing because someone from the Chinese restaurant would always want strands of my hair for their bird’s nest soup! I think I’d rather where my graying locks and nothing more. Oh well, destined to be boring I guess.
Love Dorothy
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 10, 2012Dear Dorothy,
I wouldn’t mind having Sub Machine Gun Hair if the machine gun worked.
Love Dotty xxx
Maggie O'C
/ September 10, 2012Dear Dotty,
No!
What?
Love, Maggie
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 11, 2012Dear Maggie,
Yes!
How?
Love Dotty xxx
faithhopechocolate
/ September 11, 2012Dear Dotty,
Clearly there are hairdressers – and models – with more time on their hands than sense. And these are the people who the world things are sane.
The mind boggles.
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 12, 2012Dear fhc,
They’re nutters.
My mind boggles quite often. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx