A Mental Writer’s Mental Lament
Being literate
is hard. Often, all I can
write is FUCK SHITE TWAT.
Another Dotty Senryu – A Mental Writer’s Mental Lament
Posted in Fake Non Fiction
Posted by Dotty Headbanger on September 10, 2012
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/ September 10, 2012Dear Dotty,
Sometimes that is all you need to say,
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Love AB xxx
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/ September 11, 2012Dear Anne Banana,
I love swear words.
Love Dotty xxx
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/ September 10, 2012Try SHITE TWAT FUCK it may unlock something
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 11, 2012Dear Mondrak,
I will, next time I’m feeling creative.
Love Dotty xxx
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/ September 10, 2012Dear Dotty
But if you were illiterate all you could write would be:
djhnsfgn
iuojvfkjehbgr
urfksb
hdfjjkhb
Your humble servant in literacy
Dave xx
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/ September 11, 2012Dear Dave,
But it would make sense to ME.
Love Dotty xxx
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/ September 11, 2012Dear Dotty
Touche.
I am reminded of what Edward Dyer wrote in c,1600
My mind to me a kingdom is
Such present joys therein I find
That it excels all other bliss
The earth affords or grows by kind
I remain, dear scribe, your affectionate servant
D xx
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/ September 11, 2012Dear Dave,
I like that.
Love Dotty xxx
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/ September 11, 2012Dearest Dotty
Yes, isn’t nice. Something about it and the period made it quite touching.
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D xx
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/ September 11, 2012Dear jm,
It’s not nice.
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love
/ September 10, 2012Aw you cra ha ha hack me up Dotty! Sometimes all I can say is motherfuckermotherfuckermotherfucker!!!!!!! And I feel a slight residue of guilt as my memory of my mum commenting that ‘…it’s only an insult to the person’s mother really, and very sexist’ crowds in. If I write as muthafucka then I can pretend I’m like a gangSTAR innit
love
/ September 10, 2012The power of words eh?, You may notice I’ve changed my muthafuckin name to ‘love’ as ‘bitchpig’ was causing offence left right and centre lol. I know I can always be Bitchpiglet here on your blog Dotty
How many bangers have you snaffled today?
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 11, 2012Dear bitchpig,
I saw your post and it left me so speechless I couldn’t comment. You’ll ALWAYS be bitchpig to me. I’ve envied that name since the day I first saw it and I LOVE IT TOO MUCH NOT TO CALL YOU IT but if you’d prefer I could call you The Actress Formerly Known As Bitchpig.
Love Dotty xxx
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/ September 10, 2012But it sounds so nice when you say it…
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 11, 2012Dear pmao,
Aaaw, thank you.
Love Dotty xxx
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/ September 11, 2012No biggy.
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/ September 10, 2012Dotty Headbanger
/ September 11, 2012Dear Alphabet,
What isn’t a word? The smiley? I love smileys.
Love Dotty xxx
Seb
/ September 10, 2012You capture both essential and existential fuck shite twattedness of the moment.
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 11, 2012Dear Seb,
Yes, I do, don’t I? I need to think of a lot more artistic gobbledy-shite to present my writing in a way that makes people think it’s clever. Where’s my dictionary?
Love Dotty xxx
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/ September 11, 2012Dear Dotty,
Sometimes that is all you really need to say.
Love,
-the howler and me
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/ September 11, 2012Dear the howler and me,
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Love Dotty xxx
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Dotty Headbanger
/ September 11, 2012Dear misfit,
Sentilamental?
Love Dotty xxx
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/ September 11, 2012Somesortamental.
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 11, 2012Dear misfit,
Smellymental.
Love Dotty xxx
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/ September 11, 2012Just bangers.
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 12, 2012Dear misfit,
kaboom.
Love Dotty xxx
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/ September 11, 2012Dear Dotty,
That’s more than enough to choose from for the next word in your novel. How is that coming by the way? Are you up to five words yet?
Darren
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 11, 2012Dear Darren,
No, not yet. I’m still on two. You can’t rush these things.
Love Dotty xxx
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/ September 12, 2012dear dotty-
anything with FUCK in it is good… FUCK ME is even better
UBS(of course bullshit rocks too)
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 12, 2012Dear bs,
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Love Dotty xxx
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/ September 12, 2012It does kind of say it all…..
Dotty Headbanger
/ September 12, 2012Dear Brick,
Love Dotty xxx