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THE PLAIN & UNORNAMENTED TITLE PAGE

of

NOTES FROM A SHE-HERMIT

or

BEING MENTAL & LOVING IT

by
DOTTY HEADBANGER

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Being the FAKE-NON-FICTIONAL Autobiographical Account

of a Calamitous & GOOD-HEARTED She-Hermit.

Containing Herein a Profusion of DEMI-TRUTHS & HISTORIES

& SCANDALOUS Revelations of SHOCKING Events & WICKED DEEDS

Done by MERCILESS People of ROTTEN PURPOSE & CRUEL INTENT.

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Delivered Within UNEXPURGATED & COPIOUS

Recollections & Reflections of Her Past & Present Predicaments.

Depicted in the Form of Abundant Notes, Excerpts, Musings

Letters &  Divers Other MUDDLED & UNMETHODICAL Means.

With Illustrations & Pictures Amounting to None, Excepting Those of a 

FAIR & HANDSOME Gentle Man of Sublime Face, Figure & Fortune.

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Many INSTRUCTIONAL & EDUCATIONAL Compositions 

Lie Within These Pages, a Veritable PLENTY of Sense & Genius

Penned by the GOOD-HEARTED Author

to AID & CONSOLE Her Poor & Wretched Fellow DEPRESSIVES

Who May Have Become Undone by the Cunning Devilries

of HERMITITIS & PEOPLE PHOBIA.

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New INCLUSIONS & ADDITIONS will be Regularly Forthcoming & Plentiful.

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First Edition

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All Content Herein Belongs to the Aforesaid GOOD-HEARTED AUTHOR

And May NOT be Copied, Reproduced or Thieved Away Without Her Specific PERMISSION.

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