Here’s a linky list of all the Shitey Sunday Picture Posts. And any other days with pictures.
Dotty’s New Blog
This is my new blog, Common Sense Is Dead
THE BIG BLOG COLLECTION
MY NEW BLOG. GO AND ADD YOUR BLOG TO THE LISTS. AND DON'T FORGET TO PRESS FOLLOW.
Search For Shite On Dotty’s Blog
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It’s All Shite – Scroll Right Down The Page For The Big List Of Shite
- Dotty Weekly News
- Dotty The Fickle Fucker
- Hello, It’s Me, Dotty.
- Where Did Lottie Find The Fucker? Under A Bleeding Heart?
- Lottie Is Going Dotty And Dotty Is Having A Bouncy Week
- Shitey Sunday Picture Post – Fluffy Puffy Clouds (and a CLOUDY CAPTION COMPETITION)
- Bish Bash Bosh – I’ve Run Out Of Dosh
- Ariel Washing Machine Tablets, I Love You, You Are Beautiful
- Another New Dotty Blog
- RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT – And More RANT
ALL THE SHITEY SUNDAYS
Shitey Sunday Picture Posts - Click on the big doomy cross to get to the list
Sister Agony Auntie Dotty’s Problem Page
Go here if you need advice. Click on her big red cross.
I LIKE THIS PICTURE
It's an endearing picture of an amateur trepanner. It reminds me of me before I turned pro, though it's obviously a male and I'm obviously not a male. Do you like it too? If so, click on his X shaped eye.
SWEAR SWEAR SWEAR AT JEMIMA
If this evil doll, whose name is Jemima, came and woke me up in the night I would swear and swear like a fucking trooper. To learn how to swear like a fucking trooper, CLICK ON JEMIMA'S EVIL EYE.
FOR AMERICANS ONLY
Are you American? Do you need a new job? Do you want to move to Britain? PUSH THE SPARKLY BUTTON to begin this new and wonderful chapter of your life. NOW INCLUDES CANADIANS.
Cumberland Sausage Count
- 50,845 so far today - yum yum!
Dotty Headbanger’s Shitey Family – The Whole Sorry Story
The ongoing story of me and my family. Click here if you want to know who's who and what's what.
A Very Nice Picture Of Kumblant
This is Kumblant Zozeech, a very sad pygmy were-zompire who is fast becoming one of my best friends (little Emily, watch out). To read his journals CLICK ON HIM.
Dotty’s Doo Wop Collection
This is a picture of one of the cd cases in my doo wop cd collection. I didn't take the picture. Either click on it to read the bit of shite in there or look at the drop-down list for the songs.
DOTTY BOOK REVIEWS
I was going to show you a stack of books to click on for DOTTY BOOK REVIEWS but I like this shoe.
Mucky Ducky & Fucky Ducky – Poetry in motion
CLICK ON THE YELLOW ONE TO KNOCK HIM OFF THE PINK ONE. QUACK QUACK.
Press Enquiries
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I don't do television or face-to-face interviews. I might do pre-booked telephone interviews but only if you can pay me in the Queen's precious coin. No Euros, no Dollars, and definitely no plastic cards with spying-for-the-government computer chips in them.
All enquiries to:
dottyheadbanger AT gmail.comPaparazzi - Don't camp outside my house again or I'll set my 12 Rottweilers on you. Dotty's Rotty's will EAT YOUR FACE.
DOTTY’S PET BLOGS
Go and add your blog to DOTTY'S PET BLOGS and fly, my little ones, fly away to see each other, but come back to your Dotty or I'll curl up and sigh and cry and die and my pretty balloons will be thieved away by a passing guttersnipe.
DOTTY FILM REVIEWS
Click on the telly for Dotty Film Reviews. Be careful not to poke the eye with your cursor or A THING will jump out and EAT YOU.
Taggywags
art beauty blog blogging bloody rubbish British Comedy crapcrapcrap Cumberland sausages Depression doobydoobydoo Dotty Headbanger emily bronte fake non fiction family fiction food funny humor humour I am a nutty nutter I AM MENTAL Insanity Life Mad Shit mental mental health misc News personal pictures pile of shite poems Poetry psychiatry psychology Random religion satire social anxiety stories thoughts why bother? words writingTHE DOTTY HEADBANGER AWARD
This new Dotty Headbanger Award picture was designed by clownonfire for posh people who want a classier looking award picture than the one I created - never mind all the time and effort I expelled doing mine. Click on it to see how to get the award.
THE BRICK & SAUSAGE AWARD
If I was an award, this is the award I would be.
A Dotty Award
An award for We Who Are Mental and for Normals who want to be mental. Take it and keep it for yourself or give it out like other awards - the questions that go with it will appear if you click on our great and beautiful flag.
THE BEST EVER BLOGGING AWARD WITH BINS IN THE PICTURE
I'll never make another nice award. This is it, the only one. LIMITED OFFER - grab it while you can because it won't be here for long.
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All The Shitey Posts I’ve Written In A Big Shitey List
- Dotty Weekly News
- Dotty The Fickle Fucker
- Hello, It’s Me, Dotty.
- Where Did Lottie Find The Fucker? Under A Bleeding Heart?
- Lottie Is Going Dotty And Dotty Is Having A Bouncy Week
- Shitey Sunday Picture Post – Fluffy Puffy Clouds (and a CLOUDY CAPTION COMPETITION)
- Bish Bash Bosh – I’ve Run Out Of Dosh
- Ariel Washing Machine Tablets, I Love You, You Are Beautiful
- Another New Dotty Blog
- RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT RANT – And More RANT
- Another Dotty Senryu – A Mental Writer’s Mental Lament
- Shitey Sunday Picture Post – Hair!
- September, September – The Month Of Giving, And The Month Of Nine Months Of Blogging For Dotty, And It’s Nearly Christmas
- Branwell To The Rescue – Manglebrain Is Back In The Sideboard
- Dotty Is Being Beaten And Eaten By The Demon And I Don’t Know What To Do
- Shitey Sunday Picture Post – Barmy Baldies
- Manglebrain Rex, Criminatore Terribilium (The Demon In Dotty’s Attic)
- Trying To Trap The Demon In Dotty’s Attic (It Isn’t An Attic, It’s A LOFT But Attic Sounds Better)
- Why Is Life So Cruel To Me? Why? Why? What Have I Done That’s SO Wrong?
- Ghosty Spirity Spooky Spectrey FOLLOWERS
- Dotty Was Dying Of Double Pneumonia But I’m All Right Now
- Shitey Sunday Picture Post – Baby Jumping
- A Very Nice Video Post
- Hidey-Holes For Hermits
- Dotty The Sagey Wise Woman – Wise Words Of Wisdom – Part 1, A Few Idioms For Idiots
- If I Didn’t Have People Phobia I Could Have Run Outside And Kicked His Head In
- Useless Dotty Strikes Again
- Guess Who’s Coming To My House This Afternoon?
- Marvellous, Miraculous Sticky Notes
- Shitey Poem – Poemi Classicus
- Dotty The Cosmic Orderer Who Asked The Universe For £148m But Didn’t Get It
- £148m Euromillions Winners Say It Won’t Change Them
- Dotty Talking Therapy © – The Cure For Being Mental
- DOtty’s FavOurite Letter Of The Alphabet
- Shitey Sunday Picture Post – Inspirational Wordy Posters
- A Shitey Poem For Shitey Saturday – The Stolen Shoes
- Hello, My Little Chickadumplings
- Two Pints Of Laudanum And A Packet Of Crisps, Please!
- Shitey Sunday Picture Post – Weirdy Beardies And Mental Moustaches
- The Big Blog Collection – Dotty’s Choice
- It’s All In The Eyes – What NOT To Do With A Character’s Eyes If You Don’t Want Your Readers To Piss Themselves Laughing
- A Nice Letter To Dotty’s Future Dead Second Husband
- Questions, Questions, Questions – How To Successfully Torture A People Phobic She-Hermit
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- Dotty’s New Novel – Part 2 – This Is Not A Love Story
- Fifty Shades Of SHITEY DROSS
- Dotty Has A Revealing Revelation
- I’m In A Bad Mood
- KUMBLANT ZOZEECH YOU SNEAKY LITTLE SHITE!!
- Yorkshire 2012 Olympickles
DOTTY’S COLLECTED COUNTRIES
Why, oh, why doesn't Smurfland like me? SMURFS, you little blue lovelies - come and visit me, please. What have I done to make you snub me like this?
Creepy & Freaky But True
Who keeps taunting me? Who is it? When I catch you I will do this to your head and your arm. I don't know what I'll do with the rest of you but be warned - I have suitcases. Lots of them.
FED UP OF FACEBOOK?
Click the green thing to sign up for Zurker and I'll get some shares.
Dotty’s Notes
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- ALL DOTTY’S COLLECTIONS IN ONE HANDY LIST
- DOTTY’S HINTS & TIPS FOR HERMITS
- Sister Agony Auntie Dotty’s Problem Page
- DOTTY REVIEWS
- Dotty’s Shitey Family – The Whole Sorry Story
- DOTTY’S PET BLOGS
- DOTTY THE AWARD SLUT – AWARD COLLECTION
- VERSIONS OF MY AWARD
- BORING SHITEY POEMS
- SHITEY SHORT STORIES
- Very Sad Journal Of Very Sad Pygmy Were-Zompire
- DOTTY’S DOO-WOP COLLECTION
- ALL THE SHITEY SUNDAYS
DOTTY PAVAROTTI, THE SINGING FISH
We shall have a fishy on a little dishy, we shall have a fishy when the boat comes in. Dance to your Daddy, sing to your Mammy, dance to your Daddy when the boat comes in.
Dotty's Good Sites
- A Telly Guide I Use When I Need To Know What's On
- CIA – Ha ha ha! They Need To Learn To Spell If They Want To Be The CENTRE Of Intelligence.
- Dibble – For When They Say They're Fed Up With My Questions
- Euromillions Results So I Can Quickly Check My Ticket
- FBI – If America Needs My Help Finding Their Serial Killers I'm Only One Click Away
- MI5 – So I Can Keep An Eye On The UK Threat Level
- NASA – So I Can Keep A Watch On What They're Up To In Space
- Pondlife – The Adventures Of A Large Herd Of Single-Celled Amoebas
- RAF – They Patrol The Dangerous Skies Above My House
- Stephen Hawking Tells Me Some Of The Things I Need To Know About The Universe
- This is Asda Where I Buy My Cumberland Sausages And Other Shopping
- White, Pink, Brown Noise
KILL ME NOW, I’M AN AWARD SLUT
This award was made by Elaine at elaine4queen. I asked her if I could have it. There's no hope for me, I'll be posting pictures of cute fluffy animals next. Click on it to see more awards made by my talented acolytes.
ANYONE WANT TO ARGUE?
I just appreciate the structural engineering - what's wrong with that?
Really Shitey Shite
It’s All Old Shite
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- December 2011 (6)
Dotty’s Filing Cabinet
Cumberland Sausages I Love You
EAT ME, EAT ME!
halfwaybetweenthegutter
/ July 24, 2012I had no idea where to post this; I’m not entirely awake right now. So, I nominated you for an award: http://halfwaybetweenthegutter.wordpress.com/2012/07/24/very-inspiring-blogger-award-2/. There’s no pressure to participate, just wanted to let you know you’re appreciated.
Dotty Headbanger
/ July 25, 2012Dear hwbtg,
Thank you very much.
Love Dotty xxx