Dotty Immortalised

 

Look at me, I’m a CARTOON! When I’m dead no one will forget me because I’ve been IMMORTALISED FOREVER by GRUMPY OLD GIT.

I like being a model. I once sat for PICASSO but he couldn’t paint hair properly and he made me look a right tramp. Grumpy Old Git has got my hair JUST RIGHT.

Go and see for yourself –

Succotash

Mesmerised

Inner Peace

Earrings

Conflict

Idol

Toasted

Post

Dotty Of The North

Flippin ‘eck

Get it right

 

If anyone else wants me to sit for them I’ll be happy to do so. I quite fancy being a huge metal sculpture like THE ANGEL OF THE NORTH except I don’t want to go rusty so I’d have to be done in SILVER or GOLD.

Hey, I might have a go at sculpting a bust of my own HEAD in Cumberland sausage fat in time for the TURNER PRIZE! How do I do it? Is it like making a plaster cast? Yep, I think it is – I’m off to do one now.

 

And here’s a picture of my doorway that Anette painted!!

Dotty’s Doorway

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