Dotty's Shitey Family - The Whole Sorry Story

 

If you’re bored and you want to know what’s been going on with my family since I started this little blog, this is a page with links to the posts they’re mentioned in starting with the first, which is the one you should start with, and following on in consecutive order like a soap opera except it isn’t a soap opera because this is not a soap it’s a blog and it’s not an opera because very little singing goes on. I’ll keep adding to it as and when.

 

Cumberland Sausages I Love You – mentions my dear dead Daddy but only once so you don’t need to bother with this either

My Head-Shaped Brick – this one doesn’t mention my family but it’s a catalyst for all that follows

Bricks, Berserkers And Big Meaty Crawly Creatures – meet my sister Lottie and her two girls, Prissy and Cissy aka THE BERSERKERS

Adventures In The Airing Cupboard – meet Granny Euphemia

Meine Mami Und Me (with no swearing) – meet my mami

Dotty In The Doldrums (with very little swearing) – a mention of my mami

Dotty In The Darkness (with lots and lots of swearing) – a dark, dark day

Ssshhh, This Is A Secret – pre-introduction to my brother Scotty

Dotty and Scotty Go Shopping – my brother Scotty arrives for his visit and takes me OUT

Scotty Has Bricked Up My Front Door – more about Scotty

Dotty Can Be A Horrible Hermit When She Has To Save The World - Scotty again

The Best Ever Pretend Christmas Day – Scotty

Packing Up My Collections – Scotty

Happy, Happy, Happy – Nothing Is Wrong At All – all gone bad

I Might Be Mental But I’m Not Stupid – realisation

Dotty’s St Valentine’s Day Massacre – getting even

A Short Note About A Note From JUDAS – some time later

Dotty’s Shitey Family – An Update – an update

Dotty’s Shitey Family – Another Update – another update

Dotty Psychotty – Payback Begins - the beginning of the end of something

Another Day, Another Daydream - a bit about my dear dead Daddy and Judas

Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang – Scotty and THE BERSERKERS

Dotty Settles The Berserkers And Tells Them A Story (A Good One) – what it says in the title

Dotty and Lottie (But Not For Long) – again, what it says in the title

I Cooked And Baked And Blew Up Balloons - a party

Happy Mother’s Day, Meine Mami - a poem for meine Mami

Dotty Nearly Died Last Night But Dibble Saved Her From The Mean Things – back together again

Happy Headbanger Family – We’re Like The Fucking Waltons - happy, happy times

Dotty Day Out - the day I bought my Memorial bench

Easter Eggs Are Yummy And Dotty Has Eaten A LOAD Even Though It Isn’t Easter Until Tomorrow - Easter egg eating!

Victory Is Mine - I win.

Lottie The Drunken Cow - silly witch

 

 

MY DEAD HUSBAND, EX-SIMON GAROTTEY

 

A Statement From The Accused - about me murdering my dead husband, Simon but you don’t need to bother with this one

A Boring Post About My Boring Dead Husband, Boring Ex-Simon Garottey - a bit about boring ex-Simon

Dead Husband Ex-Simon Garottey (Part 2) - more about ex-Simon

Dead Ex-Simon – The Mental Cruelty He Inflicted On Poor Dotty – what it says in the title

Dead Ex-Simon’s Birthday – again, what it says in the title