Where are you all coming from?
From Smurfland where we belong…
BUT YOU’RE NOT, ARE YOU?
Because I don’t have any visitors from Smurfland on my new Stats Map thingy.
I don’t even have a MAP, I only get a LIST.
Is it cos I is British?
Is that why I don’t have a map?
Or any visitors from Smurfland?
Ah, fuck it, I’m going to bed.
Goodnight, Finland. You’re the closest I have on my list to Smurfland because your name ends in ‘land’.