I won the Easter egg eating competition. I said I would.
Lottie didn’t give in, she went home and took THE BERSERKERS with her just because they started projectile vomiting their Easter eggs all over my kitchen walls. I made her clean up before she left.
Scotty has gone, ten minutes ago. I waved to him from my bedroom window. He said he’ll be in touch when he can, but I know what those Middle Eastern lines of communication are like, smack a dry camel three times on its hump and wait for the echo.
So I’m all alone again —
BUT I’M NOT all alone again
because I’ve got YOU – WordPress just gave me a badge for 200 followers except they’re a bit late, I’ve got 206 now.
THANK YOU, MY LOVELY ACOLYTES. I LOVE YOU ALL.
Notes From A She-Hermit ©™® 
1pointperspective
/ April 7, 2012200 followers!! I’m impressed – I’m hovering at around 20. Maybe someday…congrats on your Easter Egg contest victory, though none of your 206 followers ever doubted the outcome.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 7, 2012Dear 1point,
Thank you.
I never doubted the outcome either but if Lottie had broken her diet I’d have had no chance.:-)
Love Dotty xxx
judithatwood
/ April 7, 2012Dear Dotty,
Happy Easter, my good friend — I am honored to be one of the 206. Congratulations for getting the Berserkers to projectile vomit — I thought they might be able to hold off until they got home, but no. Weak-stomached children!
Sounds like your weekend was a good one. Yay!!!!!!!!!!
Love,
Judith
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 7, 2012Dear Judith,
Thank you. 😎
I’ll have to train their stomachs up with Cumberland sausages when I babysit – Lottie said she’ll let me!!
Hope you have a nice Easter dinner tomorrow. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
saradraws
/ April 8, 2012Dear Dotty,
I’ll be able to say “I knew her when she was a small time blogger, with only 199 followers”. You’re gonna take them all by storm…
xo
Sara
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 8, 2012Dear Sara,
I’ve got 207 now, someone else joined when I went for a cig and a wee (seperately – the toilet’s upstairs and I smoke at the back door).
Did La Popinjay tell you I’m coming to see you and the kiddies next week? I am so looking forward to PUNCHING him in the face. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
saradraws
/ April 8, 2012Dear Dotty,
He DID mention that. I have arranged for him to sleep in the ice fishing hut.
As for the punching, he’s used to it. Should be fine.
See you soon,
Sara
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 8, 2012Dear Sara,
Good. I’ll bring you some nice Cumberland sausages. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
Southern Sea Muse
/ April 8, 2012Nice badge – congratulations! I will be cramming Cumberland sausages into the kiddies’ plastic Easter eggs this weekend. You are welcome to join the hunt…
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 8, 2012Dear SSM,
Thank you.
If you’d asked me when I went out the other day I might have extended my outing to include America. As it is I’ll have to give your hunt a miss but thank you for the offer. I’ll be in Canada next week so I might nip down a bit on the map and pop in to see you then to collect all the Cumberland sausages you owe me. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
Southern Sea Muse
/ April 8, 2012Wonderful…I’ll fire up the grill on the beach!
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 8, 2012Dear SSM,
Excellent! 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
P.S. Have a lovely Easter.
Southern Sea Muse
/ April 8, 2012And you too, dear Dotty! You may add me to your collection of American therapists. It will not cost you any Cumberland sausages.
~~ssm
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 8, 2012Dear SSM,
I added you when you first arrived. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
Dorothy
/ April 8, 2012Congrats! Celebrate with some more chocolate eggs!! Now for some well deserved peace and quiet. Enjoy your night!
Dot
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 8, 2012Dear Dorothy,
Thank you.
Have a lovely Easter. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
Ink. [Anette]
/ April 8, 2012Dear Dotty,
Please accept a big congratulation kiss on your cheek :♥
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 8, 2012Dear Anette,
Thank you. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
P.S. It’s 208 now, another person just joined. I’m off to bed in a minute. Thank you for the giggle tonight, hope you have a lovely Easter 🙂
Ink. [Anette]
/ April 8, 2012Dotty, laugh in your dreams 😎
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 8, 2012Dear Anette,
🙂
Love Dotty xxx
the howler and me
/ April 8, 2012Dear Dotty,
Congrats 🙂
I wish I could have ONE Easter egg without projectile vomiting… perhaps that will be next year’s experiment…. homemade Easter eggs….
-the howler and me
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 8, 2012Dear the howler and me,
Oh, that’s awful – no Easter eggs. Aren’t there any specially made ones you can buy?
Love Dotty xxx
the howler and me
/ April 8, 2012Dear Dotty,
They would need to have NO SUGAR in them 😦
I don’t think they would taste too good. Lets hope that someday the candy companies will make a stevia sweetened easter egg. 🙂
-the howler and me
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 8, 2012Dear the howler and me,
I once tried to make apple sauce with apples from my apple tree and sweetners that you pop in your coffee. Don’t try it, it’s not nice.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ April 8, 2012You go, girl…
Smack a dry camel… Really?
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 8, 2012Dear pmao,
Thank you.
Yep – it’s like mobile phones for the desert.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ April 8, 2012Why are you still awake?
pouringmyartout
/ April 8, 2012Are you upset because of the protester who messed up the Cambridge and Oxford boaty rowy thingy?
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 8, 2012Dear pmao,
I don’t know what happened with the boaty rowy thingy – I don’t watch any news or read the papers if I can help it, they’re too depressing.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ April 8, 2012It was a bad day for Old Blighty, when it comes to boaty things. Maybe the worst since the Spanish Armada did its scenic tour of the backside of your little island.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 8, 2012Dear pmao,
Oh well. I’m not bothered about a posh set of rah-rah boys anyway. I won the Easter egg competition.
Love Dotty xxx
P.S. Total is now 209.
pouringmyartout
/ April 8, 2012I am proud and awed. You are the English version of that Kobyashi guy who wins all the hot dog eating contests.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 8, 2012Dear pmao,
I am, aren’t I. I’ve had a lot of practice with my Cumberland sausages though.
Love Dotty xxx
P.S. Can you believe it, followers = 210 now, someone else just signed up. Followers must be like buses, you wait ages for one to come along then four come at once.
pouringmyartout
/ April 8, 2012Like girl friends… back in the day… just sayin’…
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 8, 2012Dear pmao,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ April 8, 2012The 70s were awesome.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 8, 2012Dear pmao,
You’ll have to do the new blog you were on about.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ April 8, 2012I am an idea man. I don’t ‘do’ things.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 8, 2012Dear pmao,
You’re doing Dick (Cheney).
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ April 8, 2012I wish you wouldn’t word it like that…
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 8, 2012Dear pmao,
That’s why I put his surname in brackets, so people wouldn’t get the wrong idea. I’m nice like that.
Love Dotty xxx
pouringmyartout
/ April 8, 2012Very thoughtful.
pouringmyartout
/ April 8, 2012Wake up wake up, and go see my post, because I did one just for you.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 8, 2012Dear pmao,
I’m not asleep yet, will be soon. I’m going now.
Love Dotty xxx
tadams4u
/ April 8, 2012Dang, you might have 250 before we know it. You little rock star! And I was feeling good about just hitting my 100. I bow to your awesomeness …. Ms Headbanger. 😀
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 8, 2012Dear Brick,
Thank you. 🙂
I loved it when I got to 100, it took me a long time to get there, then it just seemed to pick up after that.
Love Dotty xxx
tadams4u
/ April 8, 2012I think they tease you at 100. I hit 100, next day back to 99, then the next day back to 100. Them teases! LOL
Brace yourself for stardom…Like someone else said, we will have known you back when you were a small fry at 199. 😀
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 8, 2012Dear Brick,
I stuck at 99 for ages, I kept refreshing to see if I’d got 100 yet but it took 5 days. I was tearing my hair out waiting for someone to come along and click. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
tadams4u
/ April 8, 2012Dear Dotty
Hope some of that hair has grown back
Love Brick 😀
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 8, 2012Dear Brick,
I have to cover the bald bits with the long strands, like a big comb-over fastened with hair slides.
Love Dotty xxx
clownonfire
/ April 8, 2012Dotty,
You shine like a real Canadian rockstar!
Le Clown
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 8, 2012Dear La Popinjay,
And you shine like a shining wit.
Love Dotty xxx
P.S. I’m up to 213 now but I forgot that one of them is ME so it’s really 212.
clownonfire
/ April 8, 2012Dotty,
I know what you’re doing.
I’ll tell it all at 4PM my time today.
Le Clown
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 8, 2012Dear La Popinjay,
What time is that in English money?
And what am I doing?
Love Dotty xxx
clownonfire
/ April 8, 2012Dotty,
I wouldn’t know. I don’t know trash.
Le Clown
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 8, 2012Dear La Popinjay,
Well I’m going to bed early because I haven’t slept so if you want me on your blog to get you more followers you’ll have to tell me the time.
Love Dotty xxx
clownonfire
/ April 8, 2012Dotty,
Around 9PM your time.
Le Clown
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 8, 2012Dear clown,
I’ll be in bed by then.
Love Dotty xxx
clownonfire
/ April 8, 2012Dotty,
Then slept well, friend.
This can wait.
Le Clown
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 8, 2012Dear clown,
Okay. Another time.
Sorry.
Love Dotty xxx
clownonfire
/ April 8, 2012Dotty,
And by trash I mean fried food time.
Le Clown
chancedagger
/ April 10, 2012I know you’d write even if you had no followers. Stalkers, process servers, and imaginary friends are another matter.
Dotty Headbanger
/ April 11, 2012Dear dags,
Yes, I did write when I had no followers, but I’ve never had an imaginary friend and I don’t like the girl who serves at the processed meat counter in Asda. But I do have a stalker, some nutter who’s stalking my Search Terms. I’ll catch him though – can I borrow your dagger when I do?
Love Dotty xxx